Slow Roll
@slowroll95.bsky.social
Just barely serious enough. Military/Army, Cardinals, Blues, Iowa State, history, psychology student, useless trivia. Thoughts and views = my own. Do something kind for a stranger today.
Yeah, the diamond definitely hasn’t tainted my sense of normalcy and sanity *this* much.
December 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Yeah, the diamond definitely hasn’t tainted my sense of normalcy and sanity *this* much.
The life of rooting for this school.
a man is sweating while wearing headphones and says `` totally fine '' .
ALT: a man is sweating while wearing headphones and says `` totally fine '' .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The life of rooting for this school.
This person has a well documented history of saying outrageous and invalid stuff like this. She was one of my earliest mutes back when I was on that hellsite.
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This person has a well documented history of saying outrageous and invalid stuff like this. She was one of my earliest mutes back when I was on that hellsite.
Listen to him, he knows everything…
October 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Listen to him, he knows everything…
This hockey team straight sucks.
October 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This hockey team straight sucks.
Guns of Glory, praise be
September 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Guns of Glory, praise be
“How your email finds me”
August 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
“How your email finds me”
Mr. Marmol told us he had to eject you from his garden party. That you were drunk and abusive.
July 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Mr. Marmol told us he had to eject you from his garden party. That you were drunk and abusive.
If you would have told me at the height of the Monday night wars that Kevin Nash would wind up being a champion of democracy and equal values, I would have ed helms laughed at you
July 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If you would have told me at the height of the Monday night wars that Kevin Nash would wind up being a champion of democracy and equal values, I would have ed helms laughed at you
Sammy Sosa. Yes, I’m the real Sammy Sosa, and this is my Pinterest.
June 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Sammy Sosa. Yes, I’m the real Sammy Sosa, and this is my Pinterest.
Reminds me of Royal Caribbean using “Lust For Life” by Iggy Pop, a song about a heroin dealer. Re-imagining that commercial in the spirit of the lyrics is fun to think about, though.
June 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Reminds me of Royal Caribbean using “Lust For Life” by Iggy Pop, a song about a heroin dealer. Re-imagining that commercial in the spirit of the lyrics is fun to think about, though.
I shut it off when skarsgaard started dancing on the balcony.
June 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I shut it off when skarsgaard started dancing on the balcony.
“You’re third-generation mafia, sir!”
June 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
“You’re third-generation mafia, sir!”
Him looking up from painting: “It’s the job, no hard feelings” is a delight to imagine
June 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Him looking up from painting: “It’s the job, no hard feelings” is a delight to imagine
Still waiting to hear Tim Kennedy’s outrage about this, compared to his outrage over the pullout
June 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Still waiting to hear Tim Kennedy’s outrage about this, compared to his outrage over the pullout
also anyone who says Marcus Samuelsson needs to take a long walk and think about life.
June 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
also anyone who says Marcus Samuelsson needs to take a long walk and think about life.
Geoffrey Zakarian with Flay in a close second.
June 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Geoffrey Zakarian with Flay in a close second.
Thank you for your service. That truly made my Saturday night (whatever that says about me)
April 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Thank you for your service. That truly made my Saturday night (whatever that says about me)
Or maybe they just opened up their “Evil Undocumented Starter Pack” to this fellow consumer and just motioned to their cash and resources with a hand written note saying “the woke libs gave me this”
April 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Or maybe they just opened up their “Evil Undocumented Starter Pack” to this fellow consumer and just motioned to their cash and resources with a hand written note saying “the woke libs gave me this”