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The serious account is moodsalem@bsky.social, this is where I am combative and shitposty. promise you Humor, News, Commentary, Culture, Fashion, Memes, and no BS political opinions.
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"Starmer, Mahmood, and McSweeney are testing to destruction the idea that stealing the far right's clothes will win them far right votes. They are about to be disappointed."
From Reform-Lite to Reform-Plus
Do you remember the lies Keir Starmer told to secure Labour's leadership? Under pledge six, 'Defend immigrants' rights', among other things ...
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November 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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A massive Cloudflare outage is affecting X, ChatGPT, and even Downdetector
A massive Cloudflare outage is affecting X, ChatGPT, and even Downdetector
What isn’t offline right now?
buff.ly
November 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Every time I heard "how can the world allow something like the holocaust to happen", I am like: but the world didn't.

The world was occupied by White western powers. We had no say in this at all.

This was all white people.

They allowed it to happen.

They are the only ones who did.
January 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Genius: one smart person
Scenius: a scene of geniuses
Me: loudly suggesting, “have we tried turning it on and off again?”
January 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Now Chinese elementary age children are on Rednote asking for help with their English assignments.

Straight comedy!!!!!
January 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Every time I heard "how can the world allow something like the holocaust to happen", I am like: but the world didn't.

The world was occupied by White western powers. We had no say in this at all.

This was all white people.

They allowed it to happen.

They are the only ones who did.
January 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Other things only white people did & instead project on all of us:

1) Being complicit in the holocaust as it was happening: No one else would burn people alive in ovens.

2) The "Great Replacement project": Literally the origin stories of USA, CANADA, AUSTRALIA & ISRAEL.
January 15, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Hi:

Anti-semitism is a white invention.

The Holocaust is something only white people can do.

Ashkenazi Jews needed a "safe homeland" away from European/western countries.

Western countries calling the non-white world anti-semitic is like Bill Cosby condemning someone of verbal sexual harassment.
January 15, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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True. But white people also believe the propaganda as if it’s actually true and not a screen (a shitty one, mind you, to anyone else) for the real intent. Which was the point. Israel thinks everyone is fucking dumb as shit, not *just* Palestinians/Arabs. And they are cause they fall for it.
January 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I am sorry, but neither palestinian or arabs believed them for a second. That was all white people, who are not stupid. THEY SUPPORTED A GENOCIDE FOR A YEAR. That is not them being stupid or fooled. That's white people being on brand.
You know. It’s not just Palestinians/Arabs who these people think are stupid: they think you’re all stupid too. Because you fall for this shit over and over and over again…
And yet for 16 months people have been in my comments with "free the hostages." It was never about the hostages. It was only ever about the ethnic cleansing of Palestinians from their land, as it has been since 1948.
January 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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I’m so confused
TikTok video by Jamila Bell
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January 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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You know. It’s not just Palestinians/Arabs who these people think are stupid: they think you’re all stupid too. Because you fall for this shit over and over and over again…
And yet for 16 months people have been in my comments with "free the hostages." It was never about the hostages. It was only ever about the ethnic cleansing of Palestinians from their land, as it has been since 1948.
January 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The Phenomenon of western women who seek a romantic relationship with men in Gaza in exchange for helping them during the genocide has been breathtaking in its audacity & exploitetivness.

And the posts those white predatory women make after, about the drama of their under-sieged love affair. PUKE!
January 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Syrians will not participate in the reconstruction of Los Angeles until we’re sure that minorities in America are safe under the new US administration.
January 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Hi " if you think Kamala is bad on Ghaza wait till you see what Trump will do" crowd:

Guess who is no longer the "Lesser of two evils"?

YOU GUYS!!!
January 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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People never read the chapter about how the revolution goes for the actual revolutionaries
January 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Blinken is a deeply unserious person. He will be saying we are waiting on Hamas to accept the terms long after it’s already been signed. He is just a straight up liar.
January 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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If you took the most vulgar, simplistic analysis from the very beginning — that Netanyahu was intent on genocide and would pursue it until he was forced to stop by the U.S. — you’d have been precisely correct.
January 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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You think if Democratic leadership knew that losing the election might lead to a ceasefire in Gaza, then maybe they would have fought harder to win?

All them Arab Children NO LONGER getting burned alive... must turn their stomachs.
January 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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NEW: Meta has quietly dismantled the system that prevented misinformation from spreading in the United States. Machine-learning classifiers that once identified viral hoaxes and limited their reach have now been switched off, Platformer has learned www.platformer.news/meta-ends-mi...
January 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Whoa, where did this come from

#boris

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCGP...
All Falls Apart
YouTube video by Boris - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 5, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Did any of you know that there is a black-owned Twitter Alternative, called Spill? www.spill.com

Or that Black Twitter started moving there, but were overshadowed by Bluesky?

God I hope that plan doesn't work, or works perfectly, so I can delete all other apps and keep spill.
Spill
A visual conversation at the speed of culture
www.spill.com
December 4, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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A friend just informed me that United Healthcare's been making large crypto payments to ransomeware gangs all year, gotta wonder if that's related to it's CEO getting assassinated
UnitedHealth says Change Healthcare cyberattack cost it $872 million
The $872 million most likely excludes any amount UnitedHealth may have paid to hackers in ransom.
www.cbsnews.com
December 4, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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- Besides being a Men's Rights pres, he is also accused of being susceptible into Shamanism, a sensitive topic for South Korea's politics.

- He has a model wife that does photo-ops that copy famous photos women historical figures, down to Jackie O's dress. She also faked her resume, bigly.

2/3
December 4, 2024 at 11:03 AM
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Fun Facts about President Yoon:

- He ran & won on abolishing the Ministry of Gender equality & Family for daring to propose a law that updated the legal 70 year old definition of sexual assaults.

- He actually abolished the ministry.

1/3
December 4, 2024 at 11:03 AM