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25. They/Them He/Him. Cosplayer, Film Lover.
Ad Astra Per Aspera | 🔞
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The best thing about ai is one day we’ll all be dead.
December 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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[making porn] ok guys now let's do a silly one
December 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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BLESSINGS UPON THIS HOUUUUUSE
December 11, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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At this rate, I’m never going to win a Razzie
December 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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My inner monologue is just Gilbert Gottfried yelling, “YOU FOOL!”
December 13, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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…thanks.
December 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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My new year’s resolution for 2026 is 1080p
December 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Static electricity can be used to collect microplastics!!! Quick! Everyone rub a balloon on your head and throw it into the ocean!
December 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Relaxation tips:
- take a deep breath
- put down your phone
- find a sinister fog in the forest
- enter the fog and let it enter you, until you become one
- travel the wildlands with the other fog spirits, spreading fear & wonder in equal measure
- have some tea
December 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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I’m just saying, that was the worst fucking first night of Hanukkah ever
December 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Leave it to Trump to not let himself be upstaged for five fucking minutes while we try to grieve.
December 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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'MErica: "Sorry, all we got is some more thoughts and prayers for 'yall!"
December 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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I think I chased everyone away by playing weird stuff
December 16, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Damn, we’re still celebrating capitalism this year? Fuck it, Merry Capitalism!
December 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Catapult your career by:

Selling out to corporate sponsors before you’re even famous

Being really thin and going places while being really thin

Getting publicly insulted by a curmudgeonly director/foot fetishist

Sabotage your career by:

Speaking uncomfortable truths before you’re even famous
December 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Mood
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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It's funny because coma and comma are kind of the same thing
December 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Quentin Tarantino being a totally on brand asshole insulting Paul Dano and all of Hollywood lights up going, “how dare you insult our sweet little pie!” 😂 oh god, we’re all going to die.
December 7, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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news on the acquisition: netflix will maintain theatrical releases

also netflix:
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 12d
As Netflix confirms plans to buy Warner Bros. for $82.7 billion, the streaming service has said it expects shorter theatrical runs for movies in future "to meet the audience where they are, quicker." https://bit.ly/3XCvY8M
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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I hope Santa brings us the death of capitalism and a magic mushroom that consumes PFAS.
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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After the latest Epstein release, I think we all lost a lot of respect for blowing Bill Clinton.
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM