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You may think the world is a secure and stable place, but somewhere in Burbank, there's a person working on a live-action "Calvin and Hobbes" movie.
February 15, 2026 at 7:24 PM
You may think the world is a secure and stable place, but somewhere in Burbank, there's a person working on a live-action "Calvin and Hobbes" movie.
It’s a scam. My wife has several spinning wheels, and the best I’ve been able to get out of them is a 45-minute nap.
February 15, 2026 at 6:54 PM
It’s a scam. My wife has several spinning wheels, and the best I’ve been able to get out of them is a 45-minute nap.
Given that out-of-favor Russian oligarchs and generals have this disturbing habit of falling out of windows, one can imagine a Russian translation of a Dalek to be “DE-FEN-ES-TRATE”.
February 15, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Given that out-of-favor Russian oligarchs and generals have this disturbing habit of falling out of windows, one can imagine a Russian translation of a Dalek to be “DE-FEN-ES-TRATE”.
Just thinking about how everyone’s down on Kid Rock for his lyric about statutory being mandatory, and Ringo recorded a song about “you’re sixteen, you’re beautiful, and you’re mine.” Does Ringo get a pass because he’s not an assh*le? Because KR is, regardless.
February 12, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Just thinking about how everyone’s down on Kid Rock for his lyric about statutory being mandatory, and Ringo recorded a song about “you’re sixteen, you’re beautiful, and you’re mine.” Does Ringo get a pass because he’s not an assh*le? Because KR is, regardless.
Whatever replaces ICE, the organization and the leadership must be removed, not just renamed, or nothing will change.
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February 3, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Whatever replaces ICE, the organization and the leadership must be removed, not just renamed, or nothing will change.
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In the USSR, GRU was abolished, but the KGB was created with the same people and the same mission, and did the same thing.
The KGB was abolished but the FSB was created with the same people and the same mission, and did the same thing.
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The KGB was abolished but the FSB was created with the same people and the same mission, and did the same thing.
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February 3, 2026 at 2:04 AM
In the USSR, GRU was abolished, but the KGB was created with the same people and the same mission, and did the same thing.
The KGB was abolished but the FSB was created with the same people and the same mission, and did the same thing.
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The KGB was abolished but the FSB was created with the same people and the same mission, and did the same thing.
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People keep saying that ICE needs to be abolished.
I’m in favor of the concept, but I want to point out that some kind of immigration enforcement *is* needed, even if it just goes back to the levels seen during the Obama or Biden admins.
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I’m in favor of the concept, but I want to point out that some kind of immigration enforcement *is* needed, even if it just goes back to the levels seen during the Obama or Biden admins.
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February 3, 2026 at 2:00 AM
People keep saying that ICE needs to be abolished.
I’m in favor of the concept, but I want to point out that some kind of immigration enforcement *is* needed, even if it just goes back to the levels seen during the Obama or Biden admins.
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I’m in favor of the concept, but I want to point out that some kind of immigration enforcement *is* needed, even if it just goes back to the levels seen during the Obama or Biden admins.
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If the military wanted an anchor with military experience to be SecDef, they could have just cut off one from the USS IOWA and mailed it to the WH. And it would be doing a better job.
January 17, 2026 at 5:29 PM
If the military wanted an anchor with military experience to be SecDef, they could have just cut off one from the USS IOWA and mailed it to the WH. And it would be doing a better job.
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Oh, well, if you insist…
January 14, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Oh, well, if you insist…
I called my Representative’s DC office to urge them to support impeachment for Kristi Gnome.
When the ‘leave your message’ prompt beeped, I just said, “Whenever you see an impeachment resolution for any member of the current Cabinet, please vote in favor.’
And then I said Thank you.
When the ‘leave your message’ prompt beeped, I just said, “Whenever you see an impeachment resolution for any member of the current Cabinet, please vote in favor.’
And then I said Thank you.
January 15, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I called my Representative’s DC office to urge them to support impeachment for Kristi Gnome.
When the ‘leave your message’ prompt beeped, I just said, “Whenever you see an impeachment resolution for any member of the current Cabinet, please vote in favor.’
And then I said Thank you.
When the ‘leave your message’ prompt beeped, I just said, “Whenever you see an impeachment resolution for any member of the current Cabinet, please vote in favor.’
And then I said Thank you.
Donnie Boy is gonna be SO mad when he gets to Greenland and finds out it’s not green, like on the maps.
No place for a golf course anywhere.
No place for a golf course anywhere.
January 15, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Donnie Boy is gonna be SO mad when he gets to Greenland and finds out it’s not green, like on the maps.
No place for a golf course anywhere.
No place for a golf course anywhere.
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This article is excellent, but the Cartoon Art Museum shouldn't be under the radar. People should constantly be talking about the Cartoon Art Museum. Whenever people aren't at the Cartoon Art Museum, they should be saying, "Why aren't we at the Cartoon Art Museum?"
www.sfexaminer.com/culture/muse...
www.sfexaminer.com/culture/muse...
SF's niche museums are somehow thriving
Cable cars, comic strips and an old-school arcade — SF’s best under-the-radar museums are unusually popular
www.sfexaminer.com
December 31, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This article is excellent, but the Cartoon Art Museum shouldn't be under the radar. People should constantly be talking about the Cartoon Art Museum. Whenever people aren't at the Cartoon Art Museum, they should be saying, "Why aren't we at the Cartoon Art Museum?"
www.sfexaminer.com/culture/muse...
www.sfexaminer.com/culture/muse...
I bet the crews of all those billionaires’ yachts have some stories to share with each other while the bosses are commingling.
January 1, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I bet the crews of all those billionaires’ yachts have some stories to share with each other while the bosses are commingling.
@tkingfisher.com at our local library branch.
December 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
@tkingfisher.com at our local library branch.
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I bet there are a lot more yachts with drugs on board than fishing boats.
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I bet there are a lot more yachts with drugs on board than fishing boats.
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(throwing open my window) you there, boy, what day is this?
Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
(throwing open my window) you there, boy, what day is this?
Jacob Marley, looking over his shoulder: Now. Do you see how it's done?
Jeffrey Epstein, shrugging his chains into place: I guess so, let's find out.
Jeffrey Epstein, shrugging his chains into place: I guess so, let's find out.
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Jacob Marley, looking over his shoulder: Now. Do you see how it's done?
Jeffrey Epstein, shrugging his chains into place: I guess so, let's find out.
Jeffrey Epstein, shrugging his chains into place: I guess so, let's find out.
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Once again, Jason shows that Loeb is full of crap.
I've summarized the truth about Loeb's 10 "anomalies" about 3I/ATLAS in one post.
Thanks to @deschscoveries.bsky.social @michael-w-busch.bsky.social @cometary.org and @marshall-eubanks.bsky.social for contributing their expertise!
Thanks to @deschscoveries.bsky.social @michael-w-busch.bsky.social @cometary.org and @marshall-eubanks.bsky.social for contributing their expertise!
Loeb’s 3I/ATLAS “Anomalies” Explained
Avi Loeb continues to claim that 3I/ATLAS has many anomalous behaviors that lead to the conclusion that it “might” be an alien spacecraft. He carefully hedges the probability that it is a spacecraft ...
sites.psu.edu
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Once again, Jason shows that Loeb is full of crap.
If the North-going Zax and the South-going Zax had been Mike Johnson and Chuck Schumer, that story would have been about half a page long.
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If the North-going Zax and the South-going Zax had been Mike Johnson and Chuck Schumer, that story would have been about half a page long.
What I got out of the original Toy Story movie is that it’s not my fault that my room is messy, my stuff moves around when I’m not there and when it hears me coming, just flops down wherever it is.
November 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
What I got out of the original Toy Story movie is that it’s not my fault that my room is messy, my stuff moves around when I’m not there and when it hears me coming, just flops down wherever it is.
No Kings Day is defined in the Constitution, it is the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November.
November 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
No Kings Day is defined in the Constitution, it is the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November.
There’s a running joke in Doctor Who, where a new regeneration of The Doctor sees the TARDIS that a previous Doctor had, and says, “Oooh. I don’t like it."
I think something like that should apply to the first day of every month, possibly every year. Oooh. I don’t like it.
I think something like that should apply to the first day of every month, possibly every year. Oooh. I don’t like it.
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
There’s a running joke in Doctor Who, where a new regeneration of The Doctor sees the TARDIS that a previous Doctor had, and says, “Oooh. I don’t like it."
I think something like that should apply to the first day of every month, possibly every year. Oooh. I don’t like it.
I think something like that should apply to the first day of every month, possibly every year. Oooh. I don’t like it.