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I bet there are a lot more yachts with drugs on board than fishing boats.
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I bet there are a lot more yachts with drugs on board than fishing boats.
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(throwing open my window) you there, boy, what day is this?
Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
(throwing open my window) you there, boy, what day is this?
Jacob Marley, looking over his shoulder: Now. Do you see how it's done?
Jeffrey Epstein, shrugging his chains into place: I guess so, let's find out.
Jeffrey Epstein, shrugging his chains into place: I guess so, let's find out.
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Jacob Marley, looking over his shoulder: Now. Do you see how it's done?
Jeffrey Epstein, shrugging his chains into place: I guess so, let's find out.
Jeffrey Epstein, shrugging his chains into place: I guess so, let's find out.
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Once again, Jason shows that Loeb is full of crap.
I've summarized the truth about Loeb's 10 "anomalies" about 3I/ATLAS in one post.
Thanks to @deschscoveries.bsky.social @michael-w-busch.bsky.social @cometary.org and @marshall-eubanks.bsky.social for contributing their expertise!
Thanks to @deschscoveries.bsky.social @michael-w-busch.bsky.social @cometary.org and @marshall-eubanks.bsky.social for contributing their expertise!
Loeb’s 3I/ATLAS “Anomalies” Explained
Avi Loeb continues to claim that 3I/ATLAS has many anomalous behaviors that lead to the conclusion that it “might” be an alien spacecraft. He carefully hedges the probability that it is a spacecraft ...
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November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Once again, Jason shows that Loeb is full of crap.
If the North-going Zax and the South-going Zax had been Mike Johnson and Chuck Schumer, that story would have been about half a page long.
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If the North-going Zax and the South-going Zax had been Mike Johnson and Chuck Schumer, that story would have been about half a page long.
What I got out of the original Toy Story movie is that it’s not my fault that my room is messy, my stuff moves around when I’m not there and when it hears me coming, just flops down wherever it is.
November 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
What I got out of the original Toy Story movie is that it’s not my fault that my room is messy, my stuff moves around when I’m not there and when it hears me coming, just flops down wherever it is.
No Kings Day is defined in the Constitution, it is the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November.
November 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
No Kings Day is defined in the Constitution, it is the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November.
There’s a running joke in Doctor Who, where a new regeneration of The Doctor sees the TARDIS that a previous Doctor had, and says, “Oooh. I don’t like it."
I think something like that should apply to the first day of every month, possibly every year. Oooh. I don’t like it.
I think something like that should apply to the first day of every month, possibly every year. Oooh. I don’t like it.
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
There’s a running joke in Doctor Who, where a new regeneration of The Doctor sees the TARDIS that a previous Doctor had, and says, “Oooh. I don’t like it."
I think something like that should apply to the first day of every month, possibly every year. Oooh. I don’t like it.
I think something like that should apply to the first day of every month, possibly every year. Oooh. I don’t like it.
If the next sports franchise in Portland isn’t the Portland Frogs, we’re missing a golden chance.
October 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
If the next sports franchise in Portland isn’t the Portland Frogs, we’re missing a golden chance.
The public supports the Portland Frog over Trump 73% to %19%, according to the Tadd Poll.
October 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The public supports the Portland Frog over Trump 73% to %19%, according to the Tadd Poll.
I think we should replace “how do you feel, on a scale of one to ten?” with "how do you feel, on a scale of ‘f*ck this’ to ‘f*ck that?’ “
October 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I think we should replace “how do you feel, on a scale of one to ten?” with "how do you feel, on a scale of ‘f*ck this’ to ‘f*ck that?’ “
Have the Magats started explaining $47’s hands and cankles as holy stigmata? I mean, if he’s God, it’s the natural conclusion.
August 31, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Have the Magats started explaining $47’s hands and cankles as holy stigmata? I mean, if he’s God, it’s the natural conclusion.
I think it would be nice if Charlie Kirk got a stone as big as the one on Taylor Swift’s ring, except it’s from his kidney.
August 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I think it would be nice if Charlie Kirk got a stone as big as the one on Taylor Swift’s ring, except it’s from his kidney.
We need a TV series where a dozen British authors meet in a room, and Stephen Fry and Dame Judi Drench give them a genre, a topic, and a character, and they have one hour to write a scene. The scenes are read aloud and one writer is excused. Repeat until one is left.
The Great British Book-Off.
The Great British Book-Off.
August 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
We need a TV series where a dozen British authors meet in a room, and Stephen Fry and Dame Judi Drench give them a genre, a topic, and a character, and they have one hour to write a scene. The scenes are read aloud and one writer is excused. Repeat until one is left.
The Great British Book-Off.
The Great British Book-Off.
and this is while i’m STILL waiting on my goddam 2024 refund.
August 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
and this is while i’m STILL waiting on my goddam 2024 refund.
fustigatory: an archaic adjective to describe the act of fustigation, which is an archaic word for beating someone up with a cudgel. Now you can look up ‘cudgel’.
August 9, 2025 at 6:30 AM
fustigatory: an archaic adjective to describe the act of fustigation, which is an archaic word for beating someone up with a cudgel. Now you can look up ‘cudgel’.
acrophobics: A group of people who are afraid of heights, meetings are usually held in basements.
August 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
acrophobics: A group of people who are afraid of heights, meetings are usually held in basements.
@tkingfisher.com Needs a sign “This Way To The Goblin Market"
August 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
@tkingfisher.com Needs a sign “This Way To The Goblin Market"
kludgey: adjective, from programming: a fix to a problem that is inelegant, inefficient, and/or not well thought out, but for the moment fixes the problem.
August 7, 2025 at 5:37 AM
kludgey: adjective, from programming: a fix to a problem that is inelegant, inefficient, and/or not well thought out, but for the moment fixes the problem.
flummery can be either a historical sweet soft dessert, or more contemporaneously, effusively sweet insincere praise, as in a Cabinet meeting.
August 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
flummery can be either a historical sweet soft dessert, or more contemporaneously, effusively sweet insincere praise, as in a Cabinet meeting.
invaginations is when a section of the cell membrane folds inward to surround something, and keeps going until the walls meet and close off into a vesicle. Guaranteed laugh in first-year cell biology lecture.
August 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
invaginations is when a section of the cell membrane folds inward to surround something, and keeps going until the walls meet and close off into a vesicle. Guaranteed laugh in first-year cell biology lecture.
candlepins is the form of bowling I grew up with in New England, I never bowled tenpin until I moved to upstate New York, and I had to ask why the balls were so damn heavy.
August 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
candlepins is the form of bowling I grew up with in New England, I never bowled tenpin until I moved to upstate New York, and I had to ask why the balls were so damn heavy.
cultureless: the state of a civilization that plows roses under and makes plans for a national pro wrestling event.
August 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
cultureless: the state of a civilization that plows roses under and makes plans for a national pro wrestling event.