Kala
@sleepiestbabe.bsky.social
cats/books/plants/taylor
Ignore me and everything I say.
Ignore me and everything I say.
everytime new taylor slander comes out all i think about is if in 10 year we found out she was a mind controlling robot all along or some shit.
and how id be like "damn i love that cyborg bitch"
and how id be like "damn i love that cyborg bitch"
December 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
everytime new taylor slander comes out all i think about is if in 10 year we found out she was a mind controlling robot all along or some shit.
and how id be like "damn i love that cyborg bitch"
and how id be like "damn i love that cyborg bitch"
um is this thing on?
whats the difference in the kitchen aid with the arms and the one with the twisty bowl?
thank you
#baking #sourdough #bread
whats the difference in the kitchen aid with the arms and the one with the twisty bowl?
thank you
#baking #sourdough #bread
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
um is this thing on?
whats the difference in the kitchen aid with the arms and the one with the twisty bowl?
thank you
#baking #sourdough #bread
whats the difference in the kitchen aid with the arms and the one with the twisty bowl?
thank you
#baking #sourdough #bread
Me immediately on teams: hey girlie sure you're busy!! But also my clowning was correct for once!!!
October 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Me immediately on teams: hey girlie sure you're busy!! But also my clowning was correct for once!!!
I'm just a cry baby ok
August 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I'm just a cry baby ok
Someone recognizing one of the cardigans I'm wearing is always a "I know what you are" moment in my head.
August 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Someone recognizing one of the cardigans I'm wearing is always a "I know what you are" moment in my head.
April 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I sent my brother a video of the sound my cars making asking him what it sounds like.
"A trade in"
😭
"A trade in"
😭
April 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I sent my brother a video of the sound my cars making asking him what it sounds like.
"A trade in"
😭
"A trade in"
😭
Baby daddy: I know you like puzzles and Taylor Swift so I got you this
The puzzle: Tyler Swoft
The puzzle: Tyler Swoft
March 31, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Baby daddy: I know you like puzzles and Taylor Swift so I got you this
The puzzle: Tyler Swoft
The puzzle: Tyler Swoft
I just spilled half a bottle of cinnamon coffee cake creamer in the breakroom at work.
So naturally everyone keeps coming in here like omg whose been baking?? Smells so good
I'm sweating and trying to unstick my shoes from the floor go away
So naturally everyone keeps coming in here like omg whose been baking?? Smells so good
I'm sweating and trying to unstick my shoes from the floor go away
March 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I just spilled half a bottle of cinnamon coffee cake creamer in the breakroom at work.
So naturally everyone keeps coming in here like omg whose been baking?? Smells so good
I'm sweating and trying to unstick my shoes from the floor go away
So naturally everyone keeps coming in here like omg whose been baking?? Smells so good
I'm sweating and trying to unstick my shoes from the floor go away
my son trying to remember what the bermuda triangle is: whats it called? the dragon circle?
March 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
my son trying to remember what the bermuda triangle is: whats it called? the dragon circle?
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2016, 2020, 2024—and they still don’t realize they’re on the menu…
February 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
2016, 2020, 2024—and they still don’t realize they’re on the menu…
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on my freakimg waye to bully u into loafimg urself beecoz we boff kno well u havemt been 😡
February 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
on my freakimg waye to bully u into loafimg urself beecoz we boff kno well u havemt been 😡
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I know the world is absolute shit right now but Reese’s eggs are available in stores right now and they are guaranteed to make you feel at least 2% better for about 5 minutes.
February 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I know the world is absolute shit right now but Reese’s eggs are available in stores right now and they are guaranteed to make you feel at least 2% better for about 5 minutes.
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A wet t-shirt contest,
but it’s just me, I sweat through my pajamas again
but it’s just me, I sweat through my pajamas again
February 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
A wet t-shirt contest,
but it’s just me, I sweat through my pajamas again
but it’s just me, I sweat through my pajamas again
I got blood drawn today and the person drawing my blood said both "I love your hair" and "these are the best veins I've seen all day"
so yk. Can't get much better from here.
so yk. Can't get much better from here.
February 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I got blood drawn today and the person drawing my blood said both "I love your hair" and "these are the best veins I've seen all day"
so yk. Can't get much better from here.
so yk. Can't get much better from here.
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Medicaid work requirements are yet again a hot topic. Let’s see what’s behind that, shall we? 🧵
#medicaid #insurance
#medicaid #insurance
February 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Medicaid work requirements are yet again a hot topic. Let’s see what’s behind that, shall we? 🧵
#medicaid #insurance
#medicaid #insurance
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Ok, maybe AI is trash
February 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Ok, maybe AI is trash
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need taylor to call me up and personally confirm or deny whether or not we are getting rep tv this year
February 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
need taylor to call me up and personally confirm or deny whether or not we are getting rep tv this year
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In light of everything happening, I wrote about how the KKK in the 1920s felt unstoppable, about the people that fought against them anyway, and about how fascism always fails. dansinker.com/posts/202…
February 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
In light of everything happening, I wrote about how the KKK in the 1920s felt unstoppable, about the people that fought against them anyway, and about how fascism always fails. dansinker.com/posts/202…
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i feel like conservatives get mad at the half time show every year. was there a recent half time show that they actually liked? cuz i'm starting to think they just don't want that part of the super bowl
February 10, 2025 at 6:37 AM
i feel like conservatives get mad at the half time show every year. was there a recent half time show that they actually liked? cuz i'm starting to think they just don't want that part of the super bowl
I'm already annoyed thinking about my coworkers complaining about the halftime show
February 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I'm already annoyed thinking about my coworkers complaining about the halftime show
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