Nikonian
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Nikonian
@slartbartfast.bsky.social
"Not as funny or clever as he thinks he is"

Mr Bowden, School Report 1987
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January 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Good to know actually - takes the pressure off 👍
January 19, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Today is the 172nd Anniversary of the Battle of Barea in modern day South Africa. Colonialism was awful but it allows us to acknowledge the wonderfully named ruler of Lesotho, KING MOSHOESHOE. #history
December 20, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Wolf Hall is the greatest television drama ever produced, bar none. Impeccable writing, immaculate photography, Vermeerian lighting and, above all, remarkable acting. The BBC sets the standard that the rest the world follows.
December 18, 2024 at 10:45 PM
GCHQ Christmas Challenge is a bit of fun if you want to give your brain a pre-festivity workout...school packs also available on their website #puzzles
December 15, 2024 at 3:27 PM
A stunning portrait entitled "Lyric at El País" by Tony Dočekal, from her work "The Color of Money and Trees" #photography
December 15, 2024 at 12:32 PM
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“Iranian singer arrested after performing concert without hijab” Brave, brave woman. www.euronews.com/culture/2024...
Iranian singer arrested after performing without hijab
Parastoo Ahmadi's concert was in contravention of Iran's strict morality laws for women.
www.euronews.com
December 15, 2024 at 9:45 AM
New sci-fi series started, very enjoyable so far...quite a few tropes - galactic hegemony, interplanetary travel, augmented humans etc - but hey that's why we read 'em!
December 14, 2024 at 11:04 AM
Another storm, another gripping live feed of planes landing at Heathrow on Big Jet TV. #stormdarragh

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December 7, 2024 at 3:38 PM
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For consideration in the children’s poetry canon
November 29, 2024 at 2:29 AM
The Guardian sub editor managing to avoid the "p-p-p-p-" trap of any UK based penguin story...

www.theguardian.com/world/2024/n...
‘Baby bouncer’ helps pick up poorly penguin so she can learn to stand again
Fearing for Flop’s survival, staff at Dudley zoo made bouncer to support her during feeding times
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Morning. In case you forgot that dogs exist, here's some reminders #photography #dogs
November 26, 2024 at 9:34 AM
You might be cool, but are you "striding through a council garage plot wearing shades and an Alice in Wonderland dress, about to hit the world with some righteous bubbles" cool?
November 22, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Lovely colours in the #MalvernHills
November 22, 2024 at 11:19 PM
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someone on Threads was complaining that they got the question "how many ghosts appeared in A Christmas Carol?" at a pub quiz, & answered 4 but were marked as incorrect, with the correct answer given as 3.

It's actually more complicated than it sounds, with a few possible answers (none of them 3). 🧵
November 20, 2024 at 9:38 AM
A #Bluesky "tweet" should be called a #float
November 17, 2024 at 7:07 PM
4pm on Sunday 17th November in the UK is the universe's equivalent of a liminal space. Nothing doing anywhere.
November 17, 2024 at 4:06 PM
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“Ok, I give up - where are the eggs?”

Me at every supermarket since about 1979.
November 17, 2024 at 7:42 AM
/10 Keith Jarrett: The Köln Concert: a thread about the best-selling solo piano album of all time. 🧵1/10
November 17, 2024 at 1:50 AM
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Me popping back to Twitter to see if it's improved....
November 16, 2024 at 8:52 AM
The energy I bring to Bluesky
a black cat is peeking out from behind a cabinet
ALT: a black cat is peeking out from behind a cabinet
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November 16, 2024 at 8:54 PM
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Wow. This is incredible. New Zealand's parliament is brought to halt by MPs performing a haka. Opposition party MP Hana-Rawhiti Maipi-Clarke begins the ceremonial group dance after asked whether her party supported controversial bill seeking to reinterpret country's founding treaty with Māori people
November 16, 2024 at 7:14 AM
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To everyone who has followed
me over here thank you so much
It’s taken me a while to join as I find
change to be really difficult but I am
delighted I did and so far #Bluesky
has been a wonderful experience.
November 15, 2024 at 10:16 PM
It's lovely here but I do miss the random bot name generators...
November 15, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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“Invalid Handle”
November 14, 2024 at 10:11 PM