Nikonian
slartbartfast.bsky.social
Nikonian
@slartbartfast.bsky.social
"Not as funny or clever as he thinks he is"

Mr Bowden, School Report 1987
Just out of interest, how exactly does one walk like a bat and what are the benefits of doing so?
February 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Sony Bravia?
February 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
A fine man. We all took great joy from the part of him he shared with us. Farewell to your loved one 🙏🏻
February 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
To be fair, this headline is from an article in the fashion section. The Guardian published a full review of Kendrick's half-time show, in which the writer makes comments on the same thing you mentioned...

www.theguardian.com/music/2025/f...
Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl half-time show review – game over for Drake
The Pulitzer prize-winning rapper chose artistry over more obvious showmanship in an unusual set yet still delivered the final blow to his diss track nemesis
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
As with your recommendation of Erdinger-quaffing biathletes, a brief Google for research purposes has revealed yet another impressive set of pins. Doing the Lord's work you are, Mrs L 🙏
February 1, 2025 at 11:07 AM
There's a place just outside Gloucestershire called RAF Defford, which has lots of satellite dishes and big space balls so you might want to look there first.
January 25, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I've just started watching the first series - absolutely loving it. It's like a mix of The Stanley Parable and a Philip K Dick story. Full marks to all of the cast and production crew.
January 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Sorry, too busy wrestling with my eeeeeeego.
January 21, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Just googled female biathletes for research purposes and Holy Mary there's some cracking quads.
January 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
My ex-wife kept one in a box in her wardrobe and one of her twin boys found it; naturally he asked what it was. She said it was a back massager. He ran off with it, found his brother and started mucking about, as 7yr old boys do. Being a nurse, immune to embarrassment, she found it hilarious.
January 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
If you want to slow your performance down even more then get an Nvidia GPU and install Linux.
January 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I'm laying off the booze for a while but I had an Erdinger 0% with my sausage casserole and I was pleasantly surprised.
January 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
It's like the "Two Girls One Cup" video - you'll have a quick look to see what the fuss is about then 100% wish you hadn't.
January 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
My dad, who is a gentle, kind hearted West Country man, likes Jim Davidson and Nigel Farage. As a Guardian reading liberal, I can't get my head around it.
January 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I know - "hot take" as the kids say...
January 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Did they make her some cornflakes?
January 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Controversially, I'm going with Les liking Adams but not liking Chisholm.
January 19, 2025 at 12:07 PM
You've clearly chosen "not", but Neal A. Maxwell thinks that's totally fine so it's all good mate 👍
January 19, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I'm hoping that the dog's name is Kafka.
January 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Andrew Sachs aka Manuel from Fawlty Towers opened the school fete once - naturally he said "Que?" quite often. Also I went to school with Englebert Humperdink's son; "The Hump" came to sports day once, if that counts...
January 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The girlfriend:
January 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM