Craig Fitzpatrick
@slanefitzpatrick.bsky.social
85 Craig fans can’t be wrong
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One step closer to the dream: a delicious cone of boiling hot ice cream
The quest to make an ice cream that doesn't melt
Ice cream is a staple of summer – but melts quickly when the mercury rises. Can scientists help it keep its cool?
www.bbc.com
August 4, 2025 at 9:41 AM
One step closer to the dream: a delicious cone of boiling hot ice cream
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Deeply appreciate the Betty White Summoning Circle I noticed at a USPS counter this week. 🕯
April 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Deeply appreciate the Betty White Summoning Circle I noticed at a USPS counter this week. 🕯
Hey, we saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?
March 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Hey, we saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?
DOGE’s whiz kids
March 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
DOGE’s whiz kids
and another thing: im not banned. please dont put in the newspaper that i got banned.
March 7, 2025 at 8:55 AM
and another thing: im not banned. please dont put in the newspaper that i got banned.
There will be no curiosity, no enjoyment of the process of life. All competing pleasures will be destroyed.
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a thumbnail for ‘Piers Morgan Uncensored’ being shoved in a human face - forever.
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a thumbnail for ‘Piers Morgan Uncensored’ being shoved in a human face - forever.
March 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
There will be no curiosity, no enjoyment of the process of life. All competing pleasures will be destroyed.
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a thumbnail for ‘Piers Morgan Uncensored’ being shoved in a human face - forever.
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a thumbnail for ‘Piers Morgan Uncensored’ being shoved in a human face - forever.
Whoever does the PR for Big Pancake is a genius because it is, unequivocally, the most pointless food of all time. A whole day, really?
March 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Whoever does the PR for Big Pancake is a genius because it is, unequivocally, the most pointless food of all time. A whole day, really?
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"February-isn't-Spring" people, remove the coloniser from your mind
February 1, 2025 at 9:01 AM
"February-isn't-Spring" people, remove the coloniser from your mind
The Weeknd has now been singing about being mid-overdose for three albums and approximately 191 minutes of music.
That's okay, I'll still keep listening to that garbage.
That's okay, I'll still keep listening to that garbage.
January 31, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The Weeknd has now been singing about being mid-overdose for three albums and approximately 191 minutes of music.
That's okay, I'll still keep listening to that garbage.
That's okay, I'll still keep listening to that garbage.
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It is becoming increasingly clear that the best word processing software for writers is a Notepad .txt document with a handgun kept next to the keyboard in case it tries anything funny.
Copilot has just appeared on my version of Word, and I really want to get rid of it. I've read a lot of posts from people saying how hard that is. There's a load of frustration out there at A.I. being foisted on people who don't want it. Have any fixes now appeared? (Word specific.)
January 17, 2025 at 9:57 AM
It is becoming increasingly clear that the best word processing software for writers is a Notepad .txt document with a handgun kept next to the keyboard in case it tries anything funny.
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Top street drugs, Ireland, Q1 2025:
Haughey
Waterford Crystal
Niamhs
Blackrock
Meth Eireann
Eucharist
Dennies
Vincent Brown
Haughey
Waterford Crystal
Niamhs
Blackrock
Meth Eireann
Eucharist
Dennies
Vincent Brown
January 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Top street drugs, Ireland, Q1 2025:
Haughey
Waterford Crystal
Niamhs
Blackrock
Meth Eireann
Eucharist
Dennies
Vincent Brown
Haughey
Waterford Crystal
Niamhs
Blackrock
Meth Eireann
Eucharist
Dennies
Vincent Brown
The only Sandman in my life after reading that horrific Vulture/New York piece on Neil Gaiman.
January 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The only Sandman in my life after reading that horrific Vulture/New York piece on Neil Gaiman.
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I don’t know who’s worse, the people who sign their pets’ names on Christmas cards, or the pets who refuse to sign
December 24, 2024 at 7:12 PM
I don’t know who’s worse, the people who sign their pets’ names on Christmas cards, or the pets who refuse to sign
Home for Christmas AN HOUR and Kirsty MacColl's death-by-speedboat has already come up.
December 24, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Home for Christmas AN HOUR and Kirsty MacColl's death-by-speedboat has already come up.
Bloke decided to hold up the queue for the 120 bus earlier to request that we "let the women on first."
Favorite instant, withering responses (from all genders):
"Are ye tapped?"
"He thinks he's got the rizz"
And
"It's not the Titanic, mate."
I still love you, Dublin.
Favorite instant, withering responses (from all genders):
"Are ye tapped?"
"He thinks he's got the rizz"
And
"It's not the Titanic, mate."
I still love you, Dublin.
December 19, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Bloke decided to hold up the queue for the 120 bus earlier to request that we "let the women on first."
Favorite instant, withering responses (from all genders):
"Are ye tapped?"
"He thinks he's got the rizz"
And
"It's not the Titanic, mate."
I still love you, Dublin.
Favorite instant, withering responses (from all genders):
"Are ye tapped?"
"He thinks he's got the rizz"
And
"It's not the Titanic, mate."
I still love you, Dublin.
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Have you or a member of your family been annihilated by a Kendrick Lamar track? You may be entitled to financial compensation
November 26, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Have you or a member of your family been annihilated by a Kendrick Lamar track? You may be entitled to financial compensation
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Noise canceling headphones.
Fear canceling goggles.
Emotion canceling ice cream.
Fear canceling goggles.
Emotion canceling ice cream.
November 23, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Noise canceling headphones.
Fear canceling goggles.
Emotion canceling ice cream.
Fear canceling goggles.
Emotion canceling ice cream.
Was trying to find prints and posters from local artists in Dublin but 95% of it is Poolbeg stacks, pints of Guinness, cheese toasties and slogans saying things like "Keep Calm & Miggeldy On".
November 22, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Was trying to find prints and posters from local artists in Dublin but 95% of it is Poolbeg stacks, pints of Guinness, cheese toasties and slogans saying things like "Keep Calm & Miggeldy On".
In honour of the Chinese New Year, my Top 5 Greatest Dragons Of All Time:
5 Spyro
4 Falkor from The Neverending Story
3 Smaug
2 Puff (legalise it!)
1 That one St George killed (Brits at it again)
Honourable mention to King Ghidorah who was ruled out on a technicality for having three heads.
5 Spyro
4 Falkor from The Neverending Story
3 Smaug
2 Puff (legalise it!)
1 That one St George killed (Brits at it again)
Honourable mention to King Ghidorah who was ruled out on a technicality for having three heads.
February 10, 2024 at 11:38 AM
In honour of the Chinese New Year, my Top 5 Greatest Dragons Of All Time:
5 Spyro
4 Falkor from The Neverending Story
3 Smaug
2 Puff (legalise it!)
1 That one St George killed (Brits at it again)
Honourable mention to King Ghidorah who was ruled out on a technicality for having three heads.
5 Spyro
4 Falkor from The Neverending Story
3 Smaug
2 Puff (legalise it!)
1 That one St George killed (Brits at it again)
Honourable mention to King Ghidorah who was ruled out on a technicality for having three heads.