Kris
@slackademic.bsky.social
PhD candidate. Keep going up the ladder. They mad, make em madder. she/her/g
And has the nerve to be grinning at you while he does it
January 15, 2026 at 1:01 AM
And has the nerve to be grinning at you while he does it
This is methodical AF. I’m inspired 😭😭😭
January 15, 2026 at 12:49 AM
This is methodical AF. I’m inspired 😭😭😭
I know a few of them had good pensions too. I don’t know how they did it 😂
January 15, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I know a few of them had good pensions too. I don’t know how they did it 😂
I love this level of unhinged 😂
that’s why i folded his clothes inside out the other weekend.
January 15, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I love this level of unhinged 😂
My great granny should’ve sh*t that man
January 15, 2026 at 12:41 AM
My great granny should’ve sh*t that man
That’s my nigga fr and I still wish I could give him the people’s elbow from time to time
I don’t know how our granddaddies didn’t get more pots of grits to the face
I don’t know how our granddaddies didn’t get more pots of grits to the face
January 15, 2026 at 12:38 AM
That’s my nigga fr and I still wish I could give him the people’s elbow from time to time
I don’t know how our granddaddies didn’t get more pots of grits to the face
I don’t know how our granddaddies didn’t get more pots of grits to the face
This looks like something my work mom would wear
January 15, 2026 at 12:32 AM
This looks like something my work mom would wear
My husband is my mf dawg and still gets on my nerves so I truly don’t know how our foremothers made it without regularly grinding glass into their husbands’ food.
January 15, 2026 at 12:30 AM
My husband is my mf dawg and still gets on my nerves so I truly don’t know how our foremothers made it without regularly grinding glass into their husbands’ food.
As a Chicagoan, seeing this man old and washed up pleases me greatly
January 13, 2026 at 4:07 AM
As a Chicagoan, seeing this man old and washed up pleases me greatly
Not both of yall learning a lesson 😂
Edible in full control now. FULL CONTROL.
January 13, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Not both of yall learning a lesson 😂
Sidenote, my daddy said folks used to tell him that he looks like Pork Chop Cash…
He does.
He does.
January 13, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Sidenote, my daddy said folks used to tell him that he looks like Pork Chop Cash…
He does.
He does.
Reposted by Kris
DO NOT
WHO WE GOT NEXT?
IT DON'T EVEN MATTER.
IT DON'T EVEN MATTER.
January 11, 2026 at 5:03 AM
DO NOT
Now pack y’all’s asses up back to Wisconsin!!!
January 11, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Now pack y’all’s asses up back to Wisconsin!!!
LETS MOTHERFUCKING GOOOOOOO
January 11, 2026 at 4:24 AM
LETS MOTHERFUCKING GOOOOOOO
WHERE THE CHEESE GRATER MAN AT???
January 11, 2026 at 4:24 AM
WHERE THE CHEESE GRATER MAN AT???
For the love of House music and Italian beefs… please
January 11, 2026 at 4:18 AM
For the love of House music and Italian beefs… please
Somebody’s mama or wife is mad at hell about that missing block of parmesan
January 11, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Somebody’s mama or wife is mad at hell about that missing block of parmesan
Bringing cheese AND a microplane into Soldier Field is crazy 😭😭😭
January 11, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Bringing cheese AND a microplane into Soldier Field is crazy 😭😭😭
Are y’all at least gon pinch the bitch @chicagobearsnews.bsky.social?
January 11, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Are y’all at least gon pinch the bitch @chicagobearsnews.bsky.social?