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ezra
@skorpiomag.bsky.social
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ezra aka “gofastboatsmojito” i draw. uhh what else goes in a bluesky bio
my works can be found in #art ; current fandoms are #iwtv and #zaundads
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ezra @skorpiomag.bsky.social · Oct 17
📌 here's where else you can find me! art in the replies ❤️

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fearoffun.bsky.social
my 67 procreate brushes for FREE !!!! ko-fi.com/s/5723cffd31
January 18, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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clownhospital.bsky.social
something something u stole my heart valentine :o) #phantomoftheparadise
February 14, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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hannahgais.bsky.social
There's a GoFundMe for the workers: www.gofundme.com/f/help-crumb...
Donate to Help Crumbs & Whiskers Staff Through This Crisis, organized by Maddy Hanson
On January 11, the Crumbs & Whiskers DC staff delivered a letter to owne… Maddy Hanson needs your support for Help Crumbs & Whiskers Staff Through This Crisis
www.gofundme.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:22 AM
skorpiomag.bsky.social
was mildly stoned at the nine inch nails concert when i saw a post about this and kept randomly bursting into laughter thinking about an ice bank apparently launching this car over TWO barriers and landing on a train track
tomroussey.bsky.social Tom Roussey @tomroussey.bsky.social · 4d
Somehow a car wound up on the Metro tracks in the middle of I-66 just west of the Dunn Loring station. Orange Line trains are not operating between West Falls Church & Vienna. Metro says they’ll let us know when they have more information on how in the world this happened. #wmata
February 12, 2026 at 6:56 AM
skorpiomag.bsky.social
scientists grew a man who had never seen a single movie in a lab and then made him direct a movie and that is what resulted in markiplier’s IRON LUNG (2025)
February 10, 2026 at 6:03 AM
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klimtsonian.bsky.social
don’t be afraid 🎞️ #iwtv
An illustration of Armand from the show Interview with the Vampire in an art nouveau style. He reaches out to the viewer with one hand while tape from a cassette wraps around him.
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
skorpiomag.bsky.social
>most social media is bad now
>”let’s all just move to discord!”
>discord wants to implement carding for everyone despite massive data breaches
>TFW
February 9, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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sineprin.bsky.social
Previously
An article headline that reads "Discord customer service data breach leaks user info and scanned photo IDs". The article is dated Oct 3, 2025.
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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sdkstl.bsky.social
Missed Bad Bunny’s halftime show? Want to rewatch? (4x and counting for me). The NFL posted the whole performance on YouTube: on pace for 500k views in the first 30 minutes.
Bad Bunny's Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show
YouTube video by NFL
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February 9, 2026 at 5:47 AM
skorpiomag.bsky.social
twitter bad but at least someone on my timeline retweeted the family guy “shipoopi” video for the super bowl
February 9, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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muzinabu.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 11:36 AM
skorpiomag.bsky.social
i spent way too long rubbernecking the neopets ttrpg this afternoon instead of cleaning my house
February 7, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
coming up with a new idea called "driving like shit olympics". no more bland, unprovable statements like "california drivers are the WORST" allowed. whichever state wins every 4 years gets a moonshot-sized public transit investment to get those fuckers off the road
February 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
skorpiomag.bsky.social
@flawlessflesh.bsky.social 11 i have a question. would you say that targ fans are comparable in nature to the worst elf fans from lotr. because my pet theory is targs are the elves of asoiaf
February 7, 2026 at 7:05 AM
skorpiomag.bsky.social
watching people discuss the pitt on twitter has been such a strange experience because they think robbie’s being too unfair to langdon and meanwhile i’m like #BEATLANGDONLIKEAPINATA2026
February 7, 2026 at 6:27 AM
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transnews.network
Richard Dawkins. Steven Pinker. Lawrence Krauss. Jonathan Haidt. Robert Trivers. Prominent atheists and scientists who have pushed anti-trans propaganda for years. They all had ties to Jeffrey Epstein. Some received huge research grants and island trips, and all of them benefited from their ties.
transnews.network Trans News Network @transnews.network · 9d
You’re not crazy. The anti-trans movement is not organic; it was funded by pedophilic billionaires like Jeffrey Epstein who backed a network of conservatives to accuse the same people they were sexually abusing of being the real danger. @madycast.com exposes the truth in our in-depth report.
Epstein Backed ‘Billionaires’ Dinner’ Network of Prominent Anti-Trans Figures
Lawrence Krauss, Richard Dawkins, Steven Pinker and other anti-trans influencers personally benefited from a right-wing academic social group backed by infamous human trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, somet...
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February 6, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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chaoskat.bsky.social
Lot more penis stories in the Olympics than I was expecting
February 6, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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pepperbloom.bsky.social
had a video call with Abod & Leen that totally made my day 🥰

as the Rafah crossing inches closer to reopening, the Hajjaj family is eagerly awaiting their opportunity to evacuate. any support you can give would mean the world to us, even $5, $10, or just a retweet chuffed.org/project/help... ❤️
screencap of my video call with abod and leen. abod is grinning and leen is sitting on her dad's lap with a huge goofy smile screencap of leen moving closer to the camera while i make a funny face at her
February 6, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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salarryman.bsky.social
everyday i open csp asset store and doodle a random david with a new brush haha
February 6, 2026 at 9:36 PM
skorpiomag.bsky.social
the idea that there are people out there using terms like “goyslop” with no knowledge of what it means is so bone chilling to me. like i think “slop” on its own is arguably a case of convergent lingual evolution and not necessarily a 4chan indicator but “goyslop” is like…dude really.
February 5, 2026 at 1:51 AM
skorpiomag.bsky.social
if you want actual local coverage of dc and the surrounding area you really can’t go wrong reading the 51st
51st.news The 51st @51st.news · 11d
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February 4, 2026 at 7:45 PM
skorpiomag.bsky.social
so depressed that testament of ann lee’s distribution got so completely fucked bc i’d say that’s like a top five of 2025 movie for me
February 3, 2026 at 5:09 PM
skorpiomag.bsky.social
every single groundhog day i struggle to not be the guy that’s like “hey remember that time bill de blasio dropped a groundhog and killed it” because it is unfortunately one of the funniest things a new york mayor has ever done
February 3, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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nolightss.bsky.social
i got really annoyed seeing so much dr. robby fanart with christian imagery so i took matters into my own hands.
quote from rabbi tarfon, pirkei avot 2:21

#thepitt
a digital, stylized drawing split into panels like a comic page. the colors are monochrome desaturated green tones, with spots of orange-red. the first panel spans the entire top of the page and shows dr. robby from the pitt curled up on the floor of the pediatric room in the ER. he wears a paper surgical gown over his scrubs, covered in blood stains, and has one hand covering his face. on either side of him are gurneys with blood stained sheets over the bodies that lay in them, the edges of sheets breaking the edge of the panel. the walls are decorated with cartoon trees and fields, and in the sky is a banner held by two birds. it reads "you are not obligated to complete the work". the trees on either side break through the edges of the panels. the second row has four panels. first is robby standing in the same room, this time in a hoodie over his scrubs. in the foreground are 2 people sitting at the bedside of mr. spencer, his adult children. the son has his arm around the daughter, and robby has his eyes closed. the room is the same pediatric room, with the trees breaking the edge of the frame. the next panel is the parents of nick bradley standing at the foot of his hospital bed, the father with his hand on the mother's shoulder. next panel is robby holding a sheet of paper with writing on it, partially obscuring his face, reading aloud. a loose, blank speech bubble above his head. next panel is leah's body, shown from the side on the gurney in the pediatric room. she still has the ventilator attachment on to her face, and her hair hangs to break the edge of the panel. the last panel spans the entire width of the image. it shows robby leaving the pediatric room, wearing the same gown as the first image. he has a distressed look on his face, and appears to be in a rush. to the left side of the image, a sign affixed to the wall reads "but neither are you free to desist from it. pirkei avot 2:21".
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
skorpiomag.bsky.social
does anyone know how to engage with epstein news without feeling like you’re receiving lovecraftian madman’s knowledge stacks
January 31, 2026 at 6:34 AM