Skipping Dip Shit
@skipds.bsky.social
Lover of life, the earth, and what Jesus said in the Beatitudes.
Jesus says to turn the other cheek. He didn't say which part of our ass to show them. Just the other one.
December 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Jesus says to turn the other cheek. He didn't say which part of our ass to show them. Just the other one.
Aaron's got a boo boo.
Go Bills!
Go Bills!
November 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Aaron's got a boo boo.
Go Bills!
Go Bills!
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The Pope has a word with the man in 27E who is listening to an action movie on his iPad's speakers.
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The Pope has a word with the man in 27E who is listening to an action movie on his iPad's speakers.
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Breaking: Administration officials working overtime to find turkeys with sexual assault and crypto scam convictions so the President can pardon them
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Breaking: Administration officials working overtime to find turkeys with sexual assault and crypto scam convictions so the President can pardon them
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Hit singles:
-Odor of a lonely fart
-Wasting away in Mar-a-Lardoville
-Knocking on Kevin’s door
-12 Days of Fooking Chreestmuz
-I shot the Sheriff on 5th Ave
-Paved paradise, put up a ballroom
-Rockin’ in the tariff world
-We are crime family
& the new hit
-We are the World, SNAP version
-Odor of a lonely fart
-Wasting away in Mar-a-Lardoville
-Knocking on Kevin’s door
-12 Days of Fooking Chreestmuz
-I shot the Sheriff on 5th Ave
-Paved paradise, put up a ballroom
-Rockin’ in the tariff world
-We are crime family
& the new hit
-We are the World, SNAP version
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Hit singles:
-Odor of a lonely fart
-Wasting away in Mar-a-Lardoville
-Knocking on Kevin’s door
-12 Days of Fooking Chreestmuz
-I shot the Sheriff on 5th Ave
-Paved paradise, put up a ballroom
-Rockin’ in the tariff world
-We are crime family
& the new hit
-We are the World, SNAP version
-Odor of a lonely fart
-Wasting away in Mar-a-Lardoville
-Knocking on Kevin’s door
-12 Days of Fooking Chreestmuz
-I shot the Sheriff on 5th Ave
-Paved paradise, put up a ballroom
-Rockin’ in the tariff world
-We are crime family
& the new hit
-We are the World, SNAP version
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Just in time for Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Just in time for Halloween.
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Whatever is in the Epstein files that is terrifying Trump, Mike Johnson, & the other Repub congressionals & senators must something so heinous that it will bring them all down
#Trump #MikeJohnson
#Trump #MikeJohnson
October 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Whatever is in the Epstein files that is terrifying Trump, Mike Johnson, & the other Repub congressionals & senators must something so heinous that it will bring them all down
#Trump #MikeJohnson
#Trump #MikeJohnson
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The Rt Rev’d Craig Loya, 10th Bishop of Minnesota, speaking outside the federal building—named for his first predecessor—where the Secretary for Homeland Security was making an announcement about increased immigration enforcement in Minnesota. This is what moral clarity looks like!
October 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The Rt Rev’d Craig Loya, 10th Bishop of Minnesota, speaking outside the federal building—named for his first predecessor—where the Secretary for Homeland Security was making an announcement about increased immigration enforcement in Minnesota. This is what moral clarity looks like!
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“I spent three nights and three days in federal custody. During that time, I was never told what I was charged with, was not allowed to shower despite being covered in tear gas and pepper spray, had no phone call to my family, and no access to an attorney.” - George Retes, U.S. citizen and veteran.
I’m a US citizen and a veteran. ICE arrested me for no reason.
Jailed for three days without an explanation or ability to notify anyone, George Retes argues the only path to healing starts with the government taking accountability for its actions.
newsletter.ofthebrave.org
October 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
“I spent three nights and three days in federal custody. During that time, I was never told what I was charged with, was not allowed to shower despite being covered in tear gas and pepper spray, had no phone call to my family, and no access to an attorney.” - George Retes, U.S. citizen and veteran.
Why is it that when I'm on a ladder doing home maintenance, there are four vultures circling above me?
October 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Why is it that when I'm on a ladder doing home maintenance, there are four vultures circling above me?
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As something of an olive branch to the Right, Disney will release Song of the South from the vault on Jefferson Davis' birthday.
September 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
As something of an olive branch to the Right, Disney will release Song of the South from the vault on Jefferson Davis' birthday.
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I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)
September 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)
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I think we can all agree that B-list podcasters, even those paid handsomely by billionaires and Russian entities, should not be targeted by high calibre rifles.
September 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I think we can all agree that B-list podcasters, even those paid handsomely by billionaires and Russian entities, should not be targeted by high calibre rifles.
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If I had to write a headline for what happened today - this would not be it.
Crowd jeers as Border Patrol vehicle with flattened tires leaves Rochester neighborhood
A large crowd gathered outside a home in Rochester while a U.S. Customs and Border Protection vehicle was seen parked outside the home Tuesday morning.
13wham.com
September 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
If I had to write a headline for what happened today - this would not be it.
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Proud of my city.
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September 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Proud of my city.
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Looks like JD is getting his a** handed to him over on the hell site. And I’m here for it!
September 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Looks like JD is getting his a** handed to him over on the hell site. And I’m here for it!
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"Thanks to AI we can now produce human like sex slaves and save our wonderful children from being trafficked internationally, the way it was a decade ago when I was helping Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislane Maxwell"
-- Melania Trump, allegedly, people are saying.
-- Melania Trump, allegedly, people are saying.
September 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
"Thanks to AI we can now produce human like sex slaves and save our wonderful children from being trafficked internationally, the way it was a decade ago when I was helping Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislane Maxwell"
-- Melania Trump, allegedly, people are saying.
-- Melania Trump, allegedly, people are saying.
It's Friday, we need a Department of War
September 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It's Friday, we need a Department of War
This is what the asshole republicans I live among voted for. CBP raids a fire fighter camp? WTF is wrong with some people. If we ever return to normal, I hope there are trials.
A Song Of ICE And Firefighters: Border Patrol Drags Away Firefighters Working WA Wildfire.
www.wonkette.com/p/a-song-of-...
By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
A Song Of ICE And Firefighters: Border Patrol Drags Away Firefighters Working WA Wildfire.
When is the Red Wedding?
www.wonkette.com
August 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This is what the asshole republicans I live among voted for. CBP raids a fire fighter camp? WTF is wrong with some people. If we ever return to normal, I hope there are trials.
Remember when Trump pardoned Illinois criminal Rod Blagojevich. So much for tough on crime.
www.cnn.com/2025/08/26/p...
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Analysis: Trump vs. Pritzker: A political feud that could trigger a major national crisis | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump and Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker are each the type of foe the other loves to hate.
www.cnn.com
August 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Remember when Trump pardoned Illinois criminal Rod Blagojevich. So much for tough on crime.
www.cnn.com/2025/08/26/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/08/26/p...