Pluribus is based on Trader Joe’s
December 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Pluribus is based on Trader Joe’s
Bale-grazing in the new cut
December 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Bale-grazing in the new cut
Didn’t get enough cheddar biscuits yesterday so I just made more.
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Didn’t get enough cheddar biscuits yesterday so I just made more.
Only posers die, Charlie Brown. ONLY POSERS DIE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
Nobody trusts anyone anymore, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Only posers die, Charlie Brown. ONLY POSERS DIE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
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November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
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the issue is number go up
this is what's killing the world
what's enticing depravity
what's eroding democracy
kill the cell in your head that wants number go up.
this is what's killing the world
what's enticing depravity
what's eroding democracy
kill the cell in your head that wants number go up.
November 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
the issue is number go up
this is what's killing the world
what's enticing depravity
what's eroding democracy
kill the cell in your head that wants number go up.
this is what's killing the world
what's enticing depravity
what's eroding democracy
kill the cell in your head that wants number go up.
I’m so happy @thebugclubband.bsky.social is coming to maine for my birthday. I just hope they don’t have to fight these guys: www.bugclubmaine.com
The Bug Club
www.bugclubmaine.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I’m so happy @thebugclubband.bsky.social is coming to maine for my birthday. I just hope they don’t have to fight these guys: www.bugclubmaine.com
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I know a slogan they could use in Maine.
This might be totally unfair, but the only way to send a message to Shaheen and King who can't be primaried is to nip their family members fledgling political careers in the bud. A King is running in Maine for something and a Shaheen is running in NH-01.
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I know a slogan they could use in Maine.
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billionaires have invested in media not because they support journalism but because they want to control it. there is only downside to a free press for people with that level of wealth. journalism is a great equalizer and they don’t want us to be equal.
November 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
billionaires have invested in media not because they support journalism but because they want to control it. there is only downside to a free press for people with that level of wealth. journalism is a great equalizer and they don’t want us to be equal.
Paul Reubens as the robot in Flight of the Navigator
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Paul Reubens as the robot in Flight of the Navigator
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A whole lotta people on blue sky have never been to Maine
October 31, 2025 at 12:29 PM
A whole lotta people on blue sky have never been to Maine
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A dear friend is helping clear out a relative's home after an unexpected death. They came across this monthly magazine mailer from 1935. (1/?)
October 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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I always look at Sweden and think: “Oh boy where’s the dipping sauce” in a Hank Hill voice
October 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I always look at Sweden and think: “Oh boy where’s the dipping sauce” in a Hank Hill voice
I’m just sayin he shoulda let us decide what to tattoo over it
October 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I’m just sayin he shoulda let us decide what to tattoo over it
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It is *not* called the Epstein Ballroom. We should all stop talking about the Epstein Ballroom. Epstein Ballroom is not a name we should use. Keep the words "Epstein Ballroom" front and center in your mind so you remember that Epstein Ballroom is not the name.
October 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It is *not* called the Epstein Ballroom. We should all stop talking about the Epstein Ballroom. Epstein Ballroom is not a name we should use. Keep the words "Epstein Ballroom" front and center in your mind so you remember that Epstein Ballroom is not the name.
Sorry, “International” Wombat Day??
October 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Sorry, “International” Wombat Day??
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Belfast Maine 10/18/25
October 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Belfast Maine 10/18/25
And another. This one’s empty.
October 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
And another. This one’s empty.
Define your music taste in eight artists:
Thelonius Monk
Roscoe Holcomb
Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band
The Gories
Jonathan Richman
The Dixie Cups
Amyl and the Sniffers
Shane MacGowan
This blows eight is too hard
Thelonius Monk
Roscoe Holcomb
Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band
The Gories
Jonathan Richman
The Dixie Cups
Amyl and the Sniffers
Shane MacGowan
This blows eight is too hard
Steely Dan
Modest Mouse
St Vincent
Miles Davis
Fountains of Wayne
Paul Simon
Joni Mitchell
Lou Reed
Modest Mouse
St Vincent
Miles Davis
Fountains of Wayne
Paul Simon
Joni Mitchell
Lou Reed
Define your music taste in eight artists:
Boards of Canada
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
Horse Lords
Fat White Family
Magdalena Bay
Radiohead
Men I Trust
Pink Floyd
(just thinking about this was stressful, ha ha ha 😅)
Boards of Canada
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
Horse Lords
Fat White Family
Magdalena Bay
Radiohead
Men I Trust
Pink Floyd
(just thinking about this was stressful, ha ha ha 😅)
October 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Define your music taste in eight artists:
Thelonius Monk
Roscoe Holcomb
Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band
The Gories
Jonathan Richman
The Dixie Cups
Amyl and the Sniffers
Shane MacGowan
This blows eight is too hard
Thelonius Monk
Roscoe Holcomb
Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band
The Gories
Jonathan Richman
The Dixie Cups
Amyl and the Sniffers
Shane MacGowan
This blows eight is too hard