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Skelly Monstera. Knuckle Dragger.
@skellymonstera.bsky.social
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Deuteragonist. My opinions are my own.

He/Him - Bisexual/Gray-Ace

Maxwell to most, Skelly to some.
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Skelly Monstera. Knuckle Dragger. @skellymonstera.bsky.social · Jan 13
When I leave this job, I hope I'll be remembered as someone that defended the labor rights of the employees I managed, but ill probably just be remembered as the guy that didn't refill the coffee machine a fifth time.
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
“You seem really chill” I’m dead inside
December 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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cyberciti.biz
"RemoveWindowsAI" is a script created by zoicware, available on GitHub, that does exactly what it says: it remove every AI feature in Windows 11. Do what you wish to do with this information. I'm sharing this because some folks are forced to use Win11 at work or other places for any reasons.
A screenshot of repo web page that reads: Title: Remove Windows Ai Why? The current 25H2 build of Windows 11 and future builds will include increasingly more AI features and components. This script aims to remove ALL of these features to improve user experience, privacy and security.
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
skellymonstera.bsky.social
Slowly making friends with a guy in my neighborhood that was active in the 70s/80s LA punk scene. Turns out he wrote a song that The Vandals covered, that's been in my music rotation for years??? Wtf
December 14, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
♫ 12 drummers drumming
♫ 11 pipers piping
♫ 10 lords a-leaping
♫ 9 ladies dancing
♫ 8 maids a-milking
♫ 7 swans a-swimming
♫ 6 geese a-laying
♫
Speed caution sign with a 5 circled in red, followed by “EXTREMELY SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING.”
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
Your Central Vermont Plumbers LLC Wrapped is here!

2025 has been a great year for plumbing. That's why you placed 𝟭 𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 for 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗽𝗶𝗽𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘀𝗲!

Your top plumbing day was 𝗝𝘂𝗹𝘆 𝟱, 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟱 when you spent $214.25.

Whatever 2026 brings, we're happy to have spent 𝟮 𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 with you this year!
December 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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rd.7thbe.at
Rhythm Doctor 1.0 is out NOW on Steam!

🎵 Act 6 and the finale of Story Mode has been added
🎵 5-3N added to Physiotherapy Ward
🎵 The game is now available in French!
🎵 English Audio Descriptions now available for Story Mode!

Have fun!

store.steampowered.com/app/774181/R...
Paige and Ian from Rhythm Doctor jump excitedly, smiling. A collage of different Rhythm Doctor patients floats behind them, in bright blue and violet.
December 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
skellymonstera.bsky.social
It is legitimately upsetting how many people are having loud speakerphone conversations in this coffee shop. Whyyyyyy did I leave my headphones at home.
December 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
skellymonstera.bsky.social
Deleted Spotify this week. Fuck capitalist greed.
December 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
skellymonstera.bsky.social
Working at a mailing joint during the christmas season be like "alright, i'll do all your stupid bullshit for you"
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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lacroixboi.dadguy.help
[makes a joke in Teams at work]

*hr starts typing*

haha cool hr is gonna get in on the jokes

*hr continues typing*

ohhh this is gonna be a good one!

*hr continues typing*

uh oh
November 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
skellymonstera.bsky.social
STUFF IT IN THE CORNUCOPIA
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
skellymonstera.bsky.social
Why is my Facebook feed filled with shitty AI videos of fat people mistreating fast food workers and stealing things off of porches? I can't be the only one experiencing this.
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
skellymonstera.bsky.social
Why do I get ice cream headaches from cold glasses of lemonade. What am I doing wrong. Why was I built like this. Help.
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
skellymonstera.bsky.social
Thinking about that old coworker of mine who repeatedly complained about a resident that carried around her cat in a swaddle, calling her criminally insane. Same coworker went through a messy divorce due to her alcoholism. I hope her life sucks rn.
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
skellymonstera.bsky.social
Idk what it is about working in mailing centers but the weirdest stories come out of these jobs.

Today, a chinese woman who could not speak english asked for help sending a letter to president trump, but did not have an address to send to.
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
skellymonstera.bsky.social
Turns out kimchi is an S-tier quesadilla ingredient. Highly recommend.
November 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
skellymonstera.bsky.social
NEED MORE KIMCHI
November 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
Atrios @eschatonblog.com Centrist dipshits: all this horrible shit is smart politics, we know how to win [They do not win] Centrist dipshits: our foolproof politics can be thwarted by one viral tweet from an enby portland barista November 11, 2024 at 8:33 AM
November 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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chasershibari.com
dawg I'm going to fucking piss and shit myself I'm punching holes in the fucking walls
When you first meet Myles, he's yapping to himself. "You're alone, on a planet, with no hope of survival. But, you're also not sitting next to Phil anymore in that cubicle. So... win?" He's a bespectacled engineering nerd, not the most hardened of Federation soldiers. He dangles off things and hollers for help. He screeches and runs for cover when enemies appear. Oh, yeah - he follows you around. After you rescue Myles, a good deal of Metroid's atmospheric isolation is sapped away. The first time you transform into Samus' iconic ball form in front of him, he has a quip about it. When we approach a disabled mech, he introduces Samus to it. "You know her," he says to the inanimate object. "She's famous!" Myles also becomes a gameplay signpost. He warns as you approach a body of water where enemies lurk below the surface ready to pounce, for instance. As I deliberately walk past a save point without using it, he calls out from behind me. "Samus, there's something interesting over there. Are you sure we don't need to use that?" Myles Metroid
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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majorboredom.bsky.social
"A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved." -Kurt Vonnegut

Happy Birthday Vonnegut, to us all.
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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peterferrarese.bsky.social
I call her Jupiter the way those thangs get me stupider
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
skellymonstera.bsky.social
Me, pushing myself to exercise regularly again.
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM