Mickey Von Dyke
@skankassmcqueef.bsky.social
Transsexual bi fag with BPD. I like to eat, sleep, read, fuck, and smoke. I don't like to shower.
One time I went to Halloween paintball dressed as Ned Flanders, and the other team, which included Ahnold the governator, ganged up on me.
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
One time I went to Halloween paintball dressed as Ned Flanders, and the other team, which included Ahnold the governator, ganged up on me.
This isn't my favorite, but I'm watching _Barry_ and literally just heard Jon Hamm say to Bill Hader "I'm proud of you. Can I take a shit in your house?" and I know I'll be hearing it all day tomorrow.
what’s your favorite line delivery
November 16, 2025 at 9:33 AM
This isn't my favorite, but I'm watching _Barry_ and literally just heard Jon Hamm say to Bill Hader "I'm proud of you. Can I take a shit in your house?" and I know I'll be hearing it all day tomorrow.
Bill Hader has Bette Davis eyes.
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Bill Hader has Bette Davis eyes.
The song "WAP" ruined my life by making me read "WIP" as "walk-in pussy" every time.
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The song "WAP" ruined my life by making me read "WIP" as "walk-in pussy" every time.
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turns out that the True and the Beautiful and the Good actually *are* the same thing and "you're naive that's stupid it's complicated" was a lie pushed by people who can only lie and gratify themselves by inflicting the infinite cruelty of their ugly minds on the defenseless and innocent.
i spend so much time thinking about the motivations of villains in my stories and then reality steps in like “actually you can have the emperor just be a narcissist who wants to rape 14yo girls and never get in trouble for it”
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
turns out that the True and the Beautiful and the Good actually *are* the same thing and "you're naive that's stupid it's complicated" was a lie pushed by people who can only lie and gratify themselves by inflicting the infinite cruelty of their ugly minds on the defenseless and innocent.
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PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY
There has been a noticeable reticence in left and liberal circles to voice full-throated support for pornography, even as it's become increasingly clear what the open end goals of the censorship movement are
In a lot of ways other leftists chose this path folks. They shrugged and didn’t care when Patreon banned a ton of hypnosis and TF creators, or when YouTube started their ASMR crackdown. Now it’s coming for queer porn creators, more and more. Who will stand up?
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY
_Ego Homini Lupus_ told me I was a human and not a monster, and that I could act better than I had been taught, and I believed both of those things for the first time.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 AM
_Ego Homini Lupus_ told me I was a human and not a monster, and that I could act better than I had been taught, and I believed both of those things for the first time.
I briefly slept with a Jeff exactly like the Jeff in Ranked Competitive Breast Growth. They said "jeffinitely" instead of definitely. I hope they both transition into better people.
November 11, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I briefly slept with a Jeff exactly like the Jeff in Ranked Competitive Breast Growth. They said "jeffinitely" instead of definitely. I hope they both transition into better people.
Is Lynne Ramsay's _Die My Love_ an adaptation of the Ariana Harwicz novel? And is Ramsay also going to do _Feebleminded_ and _Tender_? *_*
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Is Lynne Ramsay's _Die My Love_ an adaptation of the Ariana Harwicz novel? And is Ramsay also going to do _Feebleminded_ and _Tender_? *_*
Alice Stoehr's new book (Again, Harder) is coming out on my birthday. I feel impersonally honored 😊
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Alice Stoehr's new book (Again, Harder) is coming out on my birthday. I feel impersonally honored 😊
Catheter is a beautiful name for a girl.
November 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Catheter is a beautiful name for a girl.
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“I asked ChatGPT—“ yeah well I asked you to stop doing that and now we can’t be friends anymore
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
“I asked ChatGPT—“ yeah well I asked you to stop doing that and now we can’t be friends anymore
It just occurred to me that I've never seen canned broccoli.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
It just occurred to me that I've never seen canned broccoli.
They YA-ified _The Long Walk_ and it's hardly even gay at all. Max Von Sydow did not offer an unknown guy a sloppy blowjob, in a 1993 made-for-TV movie, for us to puss out in 2025.
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
They YA-ified _The Long Walk_ and it's hardly even gay at all. Max Von Sydow did not offer an unknown guy a sloppy blowjob, in a 1993 made-for-TV movie, for us to puss out in 2025.
The 40 bus driver was drunkenly (he volunteered that information) screaming violent threats at everybody and driving erratically, while a recording played at intervals threatening us with jail time if we made him feel unsafe.
November 1, 2025 at 5:48 AM
The 40 bus driver was drunkenly (he volunteered that information) screaming violent threats at everybody and driving erratically, while a recording played at intervals threatening us with jail time if we made him feel unsafe.
Someone at work asked me about using genai, and I told him he's probably telling all his secrets to some human weirdo overseas pretending to be a computer program.
October 31, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Someone at work asked me about using genai, and I told him he's probably telling all his secrets to some human weirdo overseas pretending to be a computer program.
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they began capering about most obstreperously
October 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
they began capering about most obstreperously
If your poetry book is named after a harrowing song off of "Live Through This," it should probably be about something a little worse than your parents getting a divorce when you were a kid.
October 28, 2025 at 6:44 AM
If your poetry book is named after a harrowing song off of "Live Through This," it should probably be about something a little worse than your parents getting a divorce when you were a kid.
Every Cletus has a really similar friend who follows him everywhere, a Paracletus.
October 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Every Cletus has a really similar friend who follows him everywhere, a Paracletus.
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my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract
October 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract
I never got catcalled until I grew a mustache.
October 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I never got catcalled until I grew a mustache.
I heard someone say the word "gooch" for the second time in my life. A good night.
October 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I heard someone say the word "gooch" for the second time in my life. A good night.
An old lady behind me in line at the grocery store started loudly speculating that I was stealing because she wanted my spot in line. Why the fuck did I move? Go back to your fucking veranda, lula mae dickerson.
October 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
An old lady behind me in line at the grocery store started loudly speculating that I was stealing because she wanted my spot in line. Why the fuck did I move? Go back to your fucking veranda, lula mae dickerson.
I will never get tired of strangers calling me "bro" 😊
October 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I will never get tired of strangers calling me "bro" 😊
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