Simon Thornton.
simonthornton.bsky.social
Simon Thornton.
@simonthornton.bsky.social
The third mix will be the worst. Go back to the first one.
Have to feel a bit for the graphics team at Sky F1. Having to re-edit the opening titles AGAIN. (Wonderjng if they shot footage of Yuki in a RBR suit just in case? If not you just use generative AI to do it I guess)
March 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
That LSG vs DC match was unbelievable. Wowzers.
March 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Busy at The Hope & Anchor tonight (we live about 3 minutes away from it). Presumably full of Damned fans.
March 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Preach.
January 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
#uksnow N1 2/10
January 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Right then... who can tell me whether this single was ever actually released? Discogs and eBay have always produced nothing. I strongly suspect this group never had anything released and strings were pulled or favours begged to get this one screened on The Chart Show.
youtu.be/u5wL3gEXUAA?...
Nineteen Nineteen - There's A Place (January 1988)
YouTube video by David Bryant
youtu.be
December 26, 2024 at 9:21 PM
So #cricket has had quite the day.

An ODI that played 286/6 & 54 all out.

A #BBL T20 that was 74 all out & 78/4.

Still a load of games happening, so wondering what other madness is due.
December 19, 2024 at 2:14 PM
It is time.
December 10, 2024 at 12:17 PM
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I know Camilla's cancelled a couple of engagements this week, but I think it's wrong of Heathrow to start this sort of rumourmongering
December 3, 2024 at 9:24 AM
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This is the kind of thing we want from Bluesky.
Towards the end of Hans Rosling’s book Factfulness he uses “guitars per capita” as a proxy for human progress—nice! That means the data’s out there somewhere to track down a number for guitars per capita in the UK…
December 2, 2024 at 9:35 AM
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Other phrases I’ve come across about pins and needles (mostly from the creative minds of small children)…

7. I have fizzy boots on
6. My arm has gone sparkly
5. I have thorns and prickles
4. I have crumbles in my foot
3. I have sprinkles in my toes
2. My foot went dizzy
1. I’ve got pins and weasels
November 27, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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much love for the 'don't know' crew who must be wondering what that tree is doing in their living room
It's 25 November, and 11% of Britons say they have put up their Christmas decorations already - including 23% of 18-24 year olds

yougov.co.uk/topics/enter...
November 25, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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Seven all out! Ivory Coast record lowest ever men’s T20 cricket international score
Seven all out! Ivory Coast record lowest ever men’s T20 cricket international score
* Top-scorer records four runs against Nigeria * Six batters fell for ducks on dismal day Ivory Coast managed just seven runs in a 264-run defeat to Nigeria in Lagos on Sunday, marking the lowest score ever recorded in a men’s T20 international.…
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2024 at 10:50 AM
Well it lasted two balls. Salt & Pepper #cricket
November 25, 2024 at 11:33 AM
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Publisher: Do you want to put an LLM clause in the copyright statement?
Me: Definitely. How specific can we get?
Publisher: As specific as you like.
November 17, 2024 at 3:07 AM
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But overall I try to avoid the use of most animals on set other than dogs who, again, at least on my sets, love performing for treats & pets & praise & interacting with the cast & crew. PS I love cats, but their innate independence makes them hilariously shitty actors.
November 20, 2024 at 7:27 PM
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To celebrate joining Bluesky, here's the most joyful cricket video of 2024:
November 20, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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Bolognese are coming
Bolognese are coming
November 18, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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Oh yeah? Name twenty-five of their albums.
November 18, 2024 at 9:59 AM
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Coming up with new horrible ways to cut sandwiches. One is just a tiny sliver and then the rest. A curved line. The corners cut off and placed on top.
November 18, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”

- James Baldwin
November 18, 2024 at 5:15 AM
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I’ve just been reminded of the time we got actual OMD to take a detour in their tour bus just to take this photo. I’ve never been so proud. (context an’ that in alt text)
November 11, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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Great to see @uksnowmap.com has moved over to Bluesky. From your BlueSky posts it populates the #UKSnow map.

Just post the hashtag #UKSnow followed by the first part of your postcode and rate the snowfall out of 10 eg. 3/10
👏👏👏 thanks @benmarsh.com
November 17, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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I see Robert Kennedy's campaign to make America healthy again by ridding it of the poison of fast food is off to a good start...
Also, how cold must that food be and why do they have cutlery on their trays?
November 17, 2024 at 9:14 AM