Simon Kellow Bingham
@simonkellowbingham.bsky.social
Dragon hunter for hire. Will find the Wyvern, Wyrm, Drake, Cockatrice, Salamander or other type causing anxiety in your village or castle.
Humane, poetic solutions found every time.
Low cost, fast service...
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Humane, poetic solutions found every time.
Low cost, fast service...
https://linktr.ee/simon_kellow_bingham
Pinned
Scumbags
It is the season for stories, tales that lift you up, and set you down gently, unless you’re a scumbag, or an orc, or a werewolf with a secret who can’t tell a soul. 1 Riga the Scumbag …
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Bless my Scumbags, for they have sinned, but the chickens may have been worse...
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Bloke: 'The NHS was built for 40M people, not 70M, we have to stop the boats!'
Me: 'R U telling me there's 30M immigrants in the UK ruining the NHS?'
His Mate:'Don get e started e's all conspiracy!'
Me: 'R U telling me there's 30M immigrants in the UK ruining the NHS?'
His Mate:'Don get e started e's all conspiracy!'
November 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Bloke: 'The NHS was built for 40M people, not 70M, we have to stop the boats!'
Me: 'R U telling me there's 30M immigrants in the UK ruining the NHS?'
His Mate:'Don get e started e's all conspiracy!'
Me: 'R U telling me there's 30M immigrants in the UK ruining the NHS?'
His Mate:'Don get e started e's all conspiracy!'
I had a nice suprise today when I received an email confirmation that I have sold 25 copies of my Corsican dragon tale, Mandorlinfiore over the last 6 months!
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Mandorlinfiore and the Dragons of Zonza|eBook
Do you believe in destiny or are you brave and smart enough to make your own luck?In a world ruled by superstition, where ghosts and the old gods compete with dragons, dryads, and kings, you'd better ...
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November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I had a nice suprise today when I received an email confirmation that I have sold 25 copies of my Corsican dragon tale, Mandorlinfiore over the last 6 months!
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Hospital update: my lung’s not fully inflated yet, so the chest drain remains for as long as it takes - progress is progress, even when it’s slow and takes its own steady pace. Big effort this morning. Healing isn’t linear - just grateful for every breath that works a little harder.
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November 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Hospital update: my lung’s not fully inflated yet, so the chest drain remains for as long as it takes - progress is progress, even when it’s slow and takes its own steady pace. Big effort this morning. Healing isn’t linear - just grateful for every breath that works a little harder.
I have only been in Bristol for a month, but I am hoping to become bilingual before too long. Today I learned the words 'norse' (annoying) and 'tamping' (angry or enthusiastic according to context) and my local colleague learned that these are not widely used words across the UK...
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I have only been in Bristol for a month, but I am hoping to become bilingual before too long. Today I learned the words 'norse' (annoying) and 'tamping' (angry or enthusiastic according to context) and my local colleague learned that these are not widely used words across the UK...
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When I received my first Stage IV cancer diagnosis, my understanding of the miracle of life hit home. My second diagnosis of Stage IV incurable widened that awareness into something far deeper and more sacred. And now, with recent events, I find myself living on a level of understanding I never...
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
When I received my first Stage IV cancer diagnosis, my understanding of the miracle of life hit home. My second diagnosis of Stage IV incurable widened that awareness into something far deeper and more sacred. And now, with recent events, I find myself living on a level of understanding I never...
I have dragon tales in English, French, German, Portuguese, Spanish, and coming soon, Italian !! Get yours in time for curling up on a dark evening...
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November 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I have dragon tales in English, French, German, Portuguese, Spanish, and coming soon, Italian !! Get yours in time for curling up on a dark evening...
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John is a walking miracle and a beacon of positivity in the world! Sending him and his family love!
I'm now in hospital with a collapsed lung which Docs are unable to drain. Without an op, the infections will kill me. Op is tomorrow am. My family and I need your love, support, shares and help more than ever. Thank you. I will update further when I can.
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October 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
John is a walking miracle and a beacon of positivity in the world! Sending him and his family love!
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As a third of my life has been fighting two Stage IV cancers and the horrible side-effects, I often wonder how much more productive I would have been without all this. Please continue to share and support my story, thank you. gofund.me/86c8cdcca
October 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
As a third of my life has been fighting two Stage IV cancers and the horrible side-effects, I often wonder how much more productive I would have been without all this. Please continue to share and support my story, thank you. gofund.me/86c8cdcca
Everyone I meet in Bristol appears to be a friendly drunk. I love it here...
October 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Everyone I meet in Bristol appears to be a friendly drunk. I love it here...
I haven't been here for a while, what with the world making me engage with it in real time, outdoors and everything, meanwhile I'm missing these little guys on #Caturday meow
October 18, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I haven't been here for a while, what with the world making me engage with it in real time, outdoors and everything, meanwhile I'm missing these little guys on #Caturday meow
33rd anniversary of our 1st kiss xxx love you Madame KB
September 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
33rd anniversary of our 1st kiss xxx love you Madame KB
Good morning Britain, how are you doing today?
September 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Good morning Britain, how are you doing today?
27 Magpies on the 15 minute ride into work at the Howling Tower. A portent of something? Maybe they are in thrall to the Wyvern and her glittering trove...
August 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
27 Magpies on the 15 minute ride into work at the Howling Tower. A portent of something? Maybe they are in thrall to the Wyvern and her glittering trove...
I had a dream last night where I was served wolf meat for dinner. No, wait, maybe that really happened. These are strange enough times...
August 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I had a dream last night where I was served wolf meat for dinner. No, wait, maybe that really happened. These are strange enough times...
Mr Cornflakes, the sun cat, says good morning...
August 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Mr Cornflakes, the sun cat, says good morning...
Love this! Is this artist on Bluesky?
August 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Love this! Is this artist on Bluesky?
Something moved under my bed last night, rumbled and groaned, sighing, creaking, breathing loudly. I held my breath. In the morning I exhaled...
August 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Something moved under my bed last night, rumbled and groaned, sighing, creaking, breathing loudly. I held my breath. In the morning I exhaled...
Mind the gap...
August 13, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Mind the gap...
There were some strange noises coming from the forest last night. The owls I am used to, but the growling, that was new. A beast displaced, adrift, pushed out by the dread Wrym perhaps. I may be closer to my quarry than I know...
August 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
There were some strange noises coming from the forest last night. The owls I am used to, but the growling, that was new. A beast displaced, adrift, pushed out by the dread Wrym perhaps. I may be closer to my quarry than I know...
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Am I supposed to be working on this piece yet?
Well, no, but gotta take what the brain gives you when you can. Writing is happening, though much slower than art right now.
Well, no, but gotta take what the brain gives you when you can. Writing is happening, though much slower than art right now.
August 9, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Am I supposed to be working on this piece yet?
Well, no, but gotta take what the brain gives you when you can. Writing is happening, though much slower than art right now.
Well, no, but gotta take what the brain gives you when you can. Writing is happening, though much slower than art right now.
Dragon poetry
she doesn’t know
how to save a poem for later
she chainsmokes words
till her lungs are full
and the remnants
cling to her skin
like ashes
#poetry
how to save a poem for later
she chainsmokes words
till her lungs are full
and the remnants
cling to her skin
like ashes
#poetry
August 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Dragon poetry
Met five magpies on the fence this morning. Always happy to be greeting magpies !!
August 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Met five magpies on the fence this morning. Always happy to be greeting magpies !!
In the world of steel and concrete we remain...
August 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
In the world of steel and concrete we remain...
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Worrye not about 'being productive,' for thou art not a product. Thou art a star daunsinge yn a hopeful skye. A signal blinking across centuryes and worldes. Thou art a song performid just once and perfectlye.
August 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Worrye not about 'being productive,' for thou art not a product. Thou art a star daunsinge yn a hopeful skye. A signal blinking across centuryes and worldes. Thou art a song performid just once and perfectlye.
I've been out in the world, doing a job like a normal person for the first time since my DX in 21, & no one at work knows. I hear cancer horror stories & am grateful I survived & thrive against the 10% odds I was given, but it stays my own secret gift until I'm sure I've got this...
July 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I've been out in the world, doing a job like a normal person for the first time since my DX in 21, & no one at work knows. I hear cancer horror stories & am grateful I survived & thrive against the 10% odds I was given, but it stays my own secret gift until I'm sure I've got this...