Simon
@simonjdickie.bsky.social
Music dork. Complimenter. Ally. Torontonian. My wife Liz is the funny one.
Got 4.3 out of 5 on my work performance review today!
They’re pleased, and so am I.
They’re pleased, and so am I.
January 14, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Got 4.3 out of 5 on my work performance review today!
They’re pleased, and so am I.
They’re pleased, and so am I.
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Arctic Donkeys
Arctic Donkeys
Ruin a band by changing one letter.
Mötley Clüe
Mötley Clüe
Ruin a band by changing one letter.
Supertrump 🫣
Supertrump 🫣
January 14, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Arctic Donkeys
Arctic Donkeys
“Sexy MF”
Name your fav song by Prince
January 14, 2026 at 12:04 AM
“Sexy MF”
“I’ve Just Seen A Face”
Name your fav song by The Beatles.
January 13, 2026 at 11:55 PM
“I’ve Just Seen A Face”
Have I got a Richard Harris song for you!
i just really like it when my cake is wet
January 12, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Have I got a Richard Harris song for you!
“Open a channel.”
Engage!
January 11, 2026 at 11:27 PM
“Open a channel.”
Mulholland Balls
Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Balls
Balls in 60 Seconds
January 10, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Mulholland Balls
I have a crisp $100 bill for the White House staffer who can lift the regift. I’ll pay for the shipping back to Oslo.
The President of the United States is so desperate for a Nobel Peace Prize that he’ll take a used one. There is no one tackier and more unhinged.
I thought Trump would never get the Nobel Peace Prize. He's about to prove me wrong!
January 10, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I have a crisp $100 bill for the White House staffer who can lift the regift. I’ll pay for the shipping back to Oslo.
First time ever stuck on a subway train with no power. Boy, am I glad I peed before I left the office.
January 8, 2026 at 10:37 PM
First time ever stuck on a subway train with no power. Boy, am I glad I peed before I left the office.
Heading into 2026 like…
January 2, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Heading into 2026 like…
These Triscuits taste funny.
December 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
These Triscuits taste funny.
Just what everyone needs for Christmas: Another billionaire.
December 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Just what everyone needs for Christmas: Another billionaire.
Happy 10th anniversary to my wife, @superliz.bsky.social!
Time flies when you’re having fun!
Time flies when you’re having fun!
December 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Happy 10th anniversary to my wife, @superliz.bsky.social!
Time flies when you’re having fun!
Time flies when you’re having fun!
I lost my dad this morning. I got to tell him I loved him over a video call yesterday, and my brother was able to see him in person later in the day. I will be okay. Hug your loved ones, friends. ❤️
December 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I lost my dad this morning. I got to tell him I loved him over a video call yesterday, and my brother was able to see him in person later in the day. I will be okay. Hug your loved ones, friends. ❤️
"The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.”
This is great, because bustin’ makes me feel good.
This is great, because bustin’ makes me feel good.
December 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
"The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.”
This is great, because bustin’ makes me feel good.
This is great, because bustin’ makes me feel good.
Can someone please fact-check this fucking guy?
December 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Can someone please fact-check this fucking guy?
Any birders out there?
This hawk showed up on the roof of the building across the street from my office today. We think it’s the same one we saw in the same spot in the summertime. My team lead named him Robert. My best guess is Eastern red-tailed hawk (Buteo jamaicensis borealis) Thoughts?
This hawk showed up on the roof of the building across the street from my office today. We think it’s the same one we saw in the same spot in the summertime. My team lead named him Robert. My best guess is Eastern red-tailed hawk (Buteo jamaicensis borealis) Thoughts?
December 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Any birders out there?
This hawk showed up on the roof of the building across the street from my office today. We think it’s the same one we saw in the same spot in the summertime. My team lead named him Robert. My best guess is Eastern red-tailed hawk (Buteo jamaicensis borealis) Thoughts?
This hawk showed up on the roof of the building across the street from my office today. We think it’s the same one we saw in the same spot in the summertime. My team lead named him Robert. My best guess is Eastern red-tailed hawk (Buteo jamaicensis borealis) Thoughts?
“Decency isn’t here, Mrs. Torrance.”
December 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
“Decency isn’t here, Mrs. Torrance.”
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
December 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
People who block the outside seat on busy subway trains suck.
December 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
People who block the outside seat on busy subway trains suck.
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
It’s Saturday!
Post a cartoon TV series you love.
Post a cartoon TV series you love.
December 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It’s Saturday!
Post a cartoon TV series you love.
Post a cartoon TV series you love.
So long, Steve Cropper. Thank you for all the sweet soul.
December 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
So long, Steve Cropper. Thank you for all the sweet soul.