Simon D.
@simonjdickie.bsky.social
Music dork. Snoop Dogg gif poster. Complimenter. Torontonian. My wife Liz is the funny one.
“When you were young and your heart was an open book…”
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
“When you were young and your heart was an open book…”
I was bitten by an alpaca a couple of weeks ago. Luckily, he had no front teeth. The fact that it was chewing the bars should have been a dead giveaway. Totally on me.
November 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I was bitten by an alpaca a couple of weeks ago. Luckily, he had no front teeth. The fact that it was chewing the bars should have been a dead giveaway. Totally on me.
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
I wore my Stairs #24 Jays jersey to work yesterday. One other person had heard of him.
I took this outside Oriole Park in 2012. I loved watching him play baseball, no matter which team he was on.
I took this outside Oriole Park in 2012. I loved watching him play baseball, no matter which team he was on.
October 31, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I wore my Stairs #24 Jays jersey to work yesterday. One other person had heard of him.
I took this outside Oriole Park in 2012. I loved watching him play baseball, no matter which team he was on.
I took this outside Oriole Park in 2012. I loved watching him play baseball, no matter which team he was on.
If you see this, post a vampire who isn’t Dracula.
October 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
If you see this, post a vampire who isn’t Dracula.
Got my Sunday best ready for tomorrow. Happy Thanksgiving to all my Canadian friends!
October 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Got my Sunday best ready for tomorrow. Happy Thanksgiving to all my Canadian friends!
Just got off a long text session with my 14-year-old nephew, who is a huge Jays fan. He is super excited for tomorrow’s game in The Bronx.
He had never heard of Roy Halladay, so I told him about the time I saw Doc throw a complete, 99-pitch game
in 1 hour and 58 minutes to beat the Angels 4-1.
He had never heard of Roy Halladay, so I told him about the time I saw Doc throw a complete, 99-pitch game
in 1 hour and 58 minutes to beat the Angels 4-1.
October 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Just got off a long text session with my 14-year-old nephew, who is a huge Jays fan. He is super excited for tomorrow’s game in The Bronx.
He had never heard of Roy Halladay, so I told him about the time I saw Doc throw a complete, 99-pitch game
in 1 hour and 58 minutes to beat the Angels 4-1.
He had never heard of Roy Halladay, so I told him about the time I saw Doc throw a complete, 99-pitch game
in 1 hour and 58 minutes to beat the Angels 4-1.
What’s your sign?
September 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
What’s your sign?
Zoë needs the grape I’m holding. She didn’t get it. Choking hazard. She did get a tiny piece of freeze-dried beef lung, however.
September 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Zoë needs the grape I’m holding. She didn’t get it. Choking hazard. She did get a tiny piece of freeze-dried beef lung, however.
Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel
September 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel
Blue Jays v. Astros with The Liz!
September 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Blue Jays v. Astros with The Liz!
Canadians: This is half Nanaimo bar and half butter tart. Americans and Europeans: You don’t know what you’re missing.
September 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Canadians: This is half Nanaimo bar and half butter tart. Americans and Europeans: You don’t know what you’re missing.
Here’s the list from last night
September 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Here’s the list from last night
Agree. Mule’s encore was “Soulshine.” Plus these two…
September 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Agree. Mule’s encore was “Soulshine.” Plus these two…
Gov’t Mule is up!
September 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Gov’t Mule is up!
We hit the drive-in last night.
August 31, 2025 at 4:26 AM
We hit the drive-in last night.
Not a gif, but I saw Snoop Dogg at the grocery store today.
August 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Not a gif, but I saw Snoop Dogg at the grocery store today.
My favourite doctor and companion
August 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My favourite doctor and companion
This is where I post from.
July 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
This is where I post from.
How much is that doggie in the window?
The one with the murderous glare…
The one with the murderous glare…
July 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
How much is that doggie in the window?
The one with the murderous glare…
The one with the murderous glare…
The next cut after your chum face is my favorite shot in the entire film:
July 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The next cut after your chum face is my favorite shot in the entire film:
Waiting on Dave Matthews Band!
July 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Waiting on Dave Matthews Band!