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Silvi Vann-Wall
@silvi.bsky.social
Freelance film & TV critic, news writer, cultural commentator. Opinions my own. Also does musical theatre & improv comedy 🐸 They/Them. https://linktr.ee/silvireports
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There's a reason why every fascist movement tries to destroy artists (this time it's via the enshittification via AI slop).

Art and creation are the opposite of hate and destruction. Art reminds us of our joy, our individuality, our history. Art always has value, but especially now.
It feels so dumb being an artist right now, especially when I don't make anything super meaningful. I love what I do, it keeps me sane, and pays my bills. But like people are out there getting terrorized and I'm here like buy my trinkets, cause... they're pretty 🫤
January 17, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"
January 17, 2026 at 4:28 AM
If any Australian media publications need someone to cover One Piece season 2, I’m your guy! #opla #onepiece #review
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 6d
Netflix has released the One Piece: Into the Grand Line teaser trailer, which introduces the “dangerous and formidable secret society of assassins” known as Baroque Works. https://bit.ly/4jAEaAx
January 12, 2026 at 10:53 PM
This year I highly recommend reverse resolutions: don’t make any, but when you accomplish something cool say ‘that was my resolution for 2026!’. Think smarter, not harder.
January 8, 2026 at 10:45 AM
It’s over 40 degrees. Our AC requires windows to be open to work. I am also having one of the worst Hayfever attacks of my life, which gets worse when windows are open.

Any ideas for solving this conundrum?
January 7, 2026 at 12:35 AM
In school I wrote & choreo’d moves to a song called ‘TEACHERS R WATCHING U’ but was annoyed that my dancers (friends) weren’t doing it ‘scared’ enough, which really tells you all you need to know about me
January 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
David Lynch remains the GOAT
January 3, 2026 at 10:14 PM
#filmsky, I need film recs from Africa – I realised I know next to nothing about cinema from that continent and I’d love to explore!
January 2, 2026 at 12:54 AM
So delighted to see Dallas Goldtooth in Fallout, opposite Walton Goggins no less! Aura farming is off the charts.
January 1, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Not me putting on the first ep of Heated Rivalry at my mum’s house coz I thought it would be a slow burner romance
a stuffed monkey is wearing a green shirt and jeans and says uhh .
ALT: a stuffed monkey is wearing a green shirt and jeans and says uhh .
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Fallout’s back, and you know what that means: I’m back on my Ghoul shit
December 28, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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Ready to represent my country in the time-honoured sport of refrigerator tetris
December 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
could be the eggnog talking though
I was raised a devout atheist but lemme tell you, every time the song 'O Holy Night' gets to the 'fall on your knees' part, I feel god in the walls
December 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I was raised a devout atheist but lemme tell you, every time the song 'O Holy Night' gets to the 'fall on your knees' part, I feel god in the walls
December 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Select [1] 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧 to interact with
>you select 𝐆𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧 (inflicts 10 damage to your psyche)

>you select 𝐒𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧
(your antics get you both thrown in the snake pit)
December 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
🎶 simply shoving a pineapple up my arse 🎶
December 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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How it feels to drink juice as an adult
December 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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Im proud of you. You are doing the best you can as an artist in a time where people dont appreciate human art anymore. We are all struggling, but we are struggling together. We got this, and I believe in you.
Don't let the hard times crush your creativity. ♡
December 8, 2025 at 7:52 AM
On Tuesday, subscribers to my free Substack, @ All Creatures, will receive their first missive from the Professor Emeritus Crimt on an internet creature that has many people scratching their heads. MARCUS lands in inboxes from 4.50pm, 9 December. #substack #marcus #marcusvr #roflgator #comedy
December 8, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I’m looking for work! If you need someone who can: produce news in written, video and audio format, thoughtfully review film/TV/theatre, produce radio & podcasts, write a great think piece, research in detail, or host/present on camera/in person, hire me! silvireports.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I’m currently on prednisolone for a UC flare, which is taking my Ritalin dose to new heights so if you see me starting a billion projects I’m guaranteed not to finish, feel free to gently nudge me and tell me to nap instead 😊
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Fondly remembering the time we bought my dog one of those slow-eating bowls – but instead of eating slowly she simply broke 3 of her teeth smashing her face into the ridges 🙃
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My last four watched. I’ve had a really nice time just watching films for the hell of it, not thinking about turning in a review or anything. These flicks were all good, check em out! #film #movie #review #recommendation #cinema #lastfivewatched
November 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If Wario is Mario’s Wario, then who is Wario’s Wario? Is it Mario? Or a second, more evil Wario?
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM