Jessica
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31 | she/they/whatever | very important horse girl wrangler and professional event lurker
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First day as a backend engineer at #cloudflare today. Found a minor bug and fixed it using ChatGPT. Let's see where the journey takes me.
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
First day as a backend engineer at #cloudflare today. Found a minor bug and fixed it using ChatGPT. Let's see where the journey takes me.
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It’s so funny how the guys online who care so much about being able to jerk off to video game girls are the same ones in women’s replies being like “3/10, crooked nose, boobs out like a whore, love handles, cosplaying thot, pretending to be a nerd for OnlyFans instead of raising a beautiful child”
November 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
It’s so funny how the guys online who care so much about being able to jerk off to video game girls are the same ones in women’s replies being like “3/10, crooked nose, boobs out like a whore, love handles, cosplaying thot, pretending to be a nerd for OnlyFans instead of raising a beautiful child”
my other Zelda hot take is that the CDi games are actually fine adaptation-wise and only seem bizarre in retrospect
though tbf the last time they allowed someone to play dolls with Zelda it didn't work out so hot
November 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
my other Zelda hot take is that the CDi games are actually fine adaptation-wise and only seem bizarre in retrospect
since everyone has to have a hot take about Zelda, mine is that I don't care about the story enough for a movie to have much interest to me. I say this as a lifelong fan, don't take this personally
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
since everyone has to have a hot take about Zelda, mine is that I don't care about the story enough for a movie to have much interest to me. I say this as a lifelong fan, don't take this personally
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Every day my oomfs subject me to things like "Gold Ship has a son named Hyakushiki"
November 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Every day my oomfs subject me to things like "Gold Ship has a son named Hyakushiki"
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I didn’t agree with Bowser but Mario throwing him and calling him gay was fucked up.
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I didn’t agree with Bowser but Mario throwing him and calling him gay was fucked up.
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Happy 24th anniversary to the Nintendo Gamecube!
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Happy 24th anniversary to the Nintendo Gamecube!
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the funniest thing that’s ever happened did not happen to me, so i can only imagine how funny it must have been first hand, in real time. it happened to my physics teacher Mr. Turner, who told me a couple years back at a school band competition 6 of the 7 entries played Seven Nation Army
November 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
the funniest thing that’s ever happened did not happen to me, so i can only imagine how funny it must have been first hand, in real time. it happened to my physics teacher Mr. Turner, who told me a couple years back at a school band competition 6 of the 7 entries played Seven Nation Army
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epstein really did it all! (thread)
November 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
epstein really did it all! (thread)
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This is the future leftists want
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This is the future leftists want
pulled Loves Only You today. weird little detail of her career mode is that the real-life horse ran during the COVID-19 pandemic, so her third-year Victoria Mile race has no crowd and doesn't allow you to watch the concert afterward. freaky.
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 AM
pulled Loves Only You today. weird little detail of her career mode is that the real-life horse ran during the COVID-19 pandemic, so her third-year Victoria Mile race has no crowd and doesn't allow you to watch the concert afterward. freaky.
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Bisexuals do not claim him.
November 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Bisexuals do not claim him.
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Original Xbox UI, created in the year 2073
November 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Original Xbox UI, created in the year 2073
just came back into my room and found him here... so scared rn....
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
just came back into my room and found him here... so scared rn....
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Behold! He is the strongest warrior!
November 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Behold! He is the strongest warrior!
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speedrunning documentary youtuber having to make a video titled "The Biggest CHEATER in my Marriage was Finally Caught"
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
speedrunning documentary youtuber having to make a video titled "The Biggest CHEATER in my Marriage was Finally Caught"
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I need to stop calling my cat Bubba
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I need to stop calling my cat Bubba
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I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here