Jessica
@sifwithagun.bsky.social
31 | she/they/whatever | very important horse girl wrangler and professional event lurker
pulled Loves Only You today. weird little detail of her career mode is that the real-life horse ran during the COVID-19 pandemic, so her third-year Victoria Mile race has no crowd and doesn't allow you to watch the concert afterward. freaky.
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 AM
pulled Loves Only You today. weird little detail of her career mode is that the real-life horse ran during the COVID-19 pandemic, so her third-year Victoria Mile race has no crowd and doesn't allow you to watch the concert afterward. freaky.
just came back into my room and found him here... so scared rn....
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
just came back into my room and found him here... so scared rn....
uhhhhh. well. okay then
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
uhhhhh. well. okay then
anyways Bing is even funnier because it's way worse in general and also tries to translate each line as a full sentence. the "Careful, I fucked up" here is an egregiously bad translation of 大切にポケットにしまった (I carefully put it in my pocket)
November 7, 2025 at 10:27 AM
anyways Bing is even funnier because it's way worse in general and also tries to translate each line as a full sentence. the "Careful, I fucked up" here is an egregiously bad translation of 大切にポケットにしまった (I carefully put it in my pocket)
i was machine translating song lyrics for a laugh and lost my shit when i saw this line translated by both google and bing as if the verb here was "punch" (it's supposed to be "list"). then i realized it was a typo in the original -- 拳 (けん, fist) instead of 挙, loosely interpreted here as a verb
November 7, 2025 at 10:27 AM
i was machine translating song lyrics for a laugh and lost my shit when i saw this line translated by both google and bing as if the verb here was "punch" (it's supposed to be "list"). then i realized it was a typo in the original -- 拳 (けん, fist) instead of 挙, loosely interpreted here as a verb
of course she would be my daily free pull
November 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
of course she would be my daily free pull
okay I know why I'm getting the pokemon recommendations but what's with the strange meat products
November 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
okay I know why I'm getting the pokemon recommendations but what's with the strange meat products
oh boy! i can't wait!
October 26, 2025 at 8:51 AM
oh boy! i can't wait!
why does this streetpass fishing game have lore
October 26, 2025 at 7:26 AM
why does this streetpass fishing game have lore
IT prospects looking good as ever
October 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
IT prospects looking good as ever
Post a you from a different era
September 30, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Post a you from a different era
these guys come to mind
September 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
these guys come to mind
choose your fighter
September 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
choose your fighter
no new pictures, where are you at mentally?
September 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
no new pictures, where are you at mentally?
shes just like me fr
September 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
shes just like me fr
tfw you have something wrong with you
September 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
tfw you have something wrong with you
update: my government-assigned uma changed, nvm. it's her now
September 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
update: my government-assigned uma changed, nvm. it's her now
hmm... yeah this feels about right
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September 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
hmm... yeah this feels about right
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alton brown: contestants, you have precisely one hour to assemble a dish using only one ingredient (he takes the cover off the silver platter to reveal a sad looking bag of pepperoni)
bald chef jeff: ok, so right away i'm thinkin pepperoni pizza. so i go to the pantry to get myself some bread, but there was a rabid dog waiting for me within, so i instantly closed the door before i was mauled and killed by this rabid dog. so my second idea was to assemble a favorite of mine: a pepperoni geyser. now in order to make a pepperoni geyser, you need a floating point unit and a pepperoni propulsion device, which can easily be assembled by [REDACTED BY US GOVERNMENT] so right away i grab the ice cream machine and [REDACTED BY US GOVERNMENT] and that should do it.
alton brown: 3, 2, 1! time's up, chefs! chef dianne, what have you prepared for us today?
chef dianne: well today, i have prepared for you a dish we always used to make back home in louisiana. it's called "stacks"
(it's just a stack of pepperoni)
alton brown: revered food columnist Vito Scaletta, what do you think of the "stacks" chef dianne cheyenne has prepared for you today?
revered food columnist vito scaletta, without taking a bite of his stack: i like it. it brings me back to my poker days, makes me feel like i'm winnin' big!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3gsdx2kvjixv6d233rdgbfpo/bafkreibgwydw72bd7wqx35kzwozy7ejv65qosztl4uwlg3cwjgesead4oa@jpeg)
