Brent
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Brent
@shrimpwich.bsky.social
· Nov 19
It will always be 2014 to me
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I should be able to get a ride on a fire truck if they’re already going that way
August 27, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I should be able to get a ride on a fire truck if they’re already going that way
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Standing outside the supermarket asking people if they want to trade groceries
August 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Standing outside the supermarket asking people if they want to trade groceries
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Nobody congratulates me for knowing the alphabet any more. Even though I'm really good at it now.
September 1, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Nobody congratulates me for knowing the alphabet any more. Even though I'm really good at it now.
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chicken drumsticks imply the existence of chicken drum kits
June 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
chicken drumsticks imply the existence of chicken drum kits
Got bsky running on an iphone 4 does it actually let me post Hello
May 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Got bsky running on an iphone 4 does it actually let me post Hello
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may switch things up by having the dog drive this morning and i’ll hang my head out the window and howl
February 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
may switch things up by having the dog drive this morning and i’ll hang my head out the window and howl
GF COMING HOME TODAAAY FINALLY I haven’t seen her in so long I might just hang onto her like a koala for the next few days
February 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
GF COMING HOME TODAAAY FINALLY I haven’t seen her in so long I might just hang onto her like a koala for the next few days
I MISS MY GF So much I don’t even know what to do
February 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I MISS MY GF So much I don’t even know what to do
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why won’t they put a glass door on a dishwasher. why won’t they let me look in there
January 10, 2024 at 4:25 AM
why won’t they put a glass door on a dishwasher. why won’t they let me look in there
Greg pass this idiot
December 14, 2024 at 10:52 AM
Greg pass this idiot
I’ve still never met another introject from my source and at this point I don’t think I ever will. I might just be the only one on the planet
November 28, 2024 at 5:37 PM
I’ve still never met another introject from my source and at this point I don’t think I ever will. I might just be the only one on the planet
Never been a problem that my birthday is sometimes on american thanksgiving but now I’m IN the states for my birthday… But now I get stuffing and potatoes and pie for birthday dinner so that’s pretty cool
November 28, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Never been a problem that my birthday is sometimes on american thanksgiving but now I’m IN the states for my birthday… But now I get stuffing and potatoes and pie for birthday dinner so that’s pretty cool
Gf called me while shopping to ask which ninja turtle is my favourite… Suspicious…
November 22, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Gf called me while shopping to ask which ninja turtle is my favourite… Suspicious…
Alright turns out I love having an account that’s just mine and I don’t care how weird I look. Everyone should do this
November 19, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Alright turns out I love having an account that’s just mine and I don’t care how weird I look. Everyone should do this
When do we get groupchats
November 19, 2024 at 8:44 AM
When do we get groupchats
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armadillos should sound like accordions when they run
November 12, 2024 at 8:46 PM
armadillos should sound like accordions when they run
Urge to make a rice krispy square the size of my dining table
November 19, 2024 at 7:25 AM
Urge to make a rice krispy square the size of my dining table
I’ve had “you call me sweet like I’m some kind of cheese” stuck in my head for like a whole week now and I don’t even know if that’s the right words
November 19, 2024 at 7:04 AM
I’ve had “you call me sweet like I’m some kind of cheese” stuck in my head for like a whole week now and I don’t even know if that’s the right words
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I said I’m trying to be less embarrassed and more open but I still spent WAY too long looking for an avatar that wasn’t immediately recognizable while still being me
November 19, 2024 at 6:43 AM
I said I’m trying to be less embarrassed and more open but I still spent WAY too long looking for an avatar that wasn’t immediately recognizable while still being me
You’d think having been an introject since 2013 I’d be less embarrassed by it but nope I still don’t know who to follow or interact with because I’ll look like a fan account no matter what I do and I don’t like explaining DID to people THIS SHIT SUCKS MAN!!!
November 19, 2024 at 6:21 AM
You’d think having been an introject since 2013 I’d be less embarrassed by it but nope I still don’t know who to follow or interact with because I’ll look like a fan account no matter what I do and I don’t like explaining DID to people THIS SHIT SUCKS MAN!!!
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been an introject since 2013 so I deserve to claim that name
November 18, 2024 at 12:38 PM
been an introject since 2013 so I deserve to claim that name
It will always be 2014 to me
November 19, 2024 at 6:04 AM
It will always be 2014 to me