Shokolada ✍️
@shokolada.bsky.social
Progeek, kink educator, and webmaster for one of the first messy dessert play sploshing websites. He/him, she/her, they/them; cute dresses notwithstanding.
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Shokolada ✍️
@shokolada.bsky.social
· Nov 21
- - - The Flying Pie Monster’s Ten Commandments (Rev1.3a) - - -
I. No Face May Remain Clean Of Dessert
II. Regardless Of Gender, Thou Art A Sexy Bitch
III. Thine Clothing Should Shine To Match The Stars
IV. Frosting Serves Grandly As Pasties
V. Too Much Whipped Cream Is Almost Enough
I. No Face May Remain Clean Of Dessert
II. Regardless Of Gender, Thou Art A Sexy Bitch
III. Thine Clothing Should Shine To Match The Stars
IV. Frosting Serves Grandly As Pasties
V. Too Much Whipped Cream Is Almost Enough
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f1nn5ter is someone who gets a lot of shit from the trans community. a lot of disrespect. but not from me. because of this. this is exactly the right kind of activism and support someone like her can do www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI2a...
Being Trans Shouldn’t Be This Hard
YouTube video by F1nn5terLIVE
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
f1nn5ter is someone who gets a lot of shit from the trans community. a lot of disrespect. but not from me. because of this. this is exactly the right kind of activism and support someone like her can do www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI2a...
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I might be doing a last minute booth at Exxxotica DC in less than 3 weeks.
You do not have to tell me I'm insane. I'm very aware. 😅
Now seeking booth babes lol.
You do not have to tell me I'm insane. I'm very aware. 😅
Now seeking booth babes lol.
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I might be doing a last minute booth at Exxxotica DC in less than 3 weeks.
You do not have to tell me I'm insane. I'm very aware. 😅
Now seeking booth babes lol.
You do not have to tell me I'm insane. I'm very aware. 😅
Now seeking booth babes lol.
“I don’t know how big Cybertron is, but it looks like Unicron could have had Galactus for an after-dinner mint” — things we say in this house
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
“I don’t know how big Cybertron is, but it looks like Unicron could have had Galactus for an after-dinner mint” — things we say in this house
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yo check this out 😏😏
September 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
yo check this out 😏😏
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Testing a purple version of the skunk suit
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Testing a purple version of the skunk suit
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Queer furries are truer to the early 90s biohacker/transhumanist/psychedelic/extropian ideals as originally intended than any 100 cis het TESCREAL bros obsessed with productivitymaxxing and eking out a few more years of a boring Patrick Bateman lifestyle
December 5, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Queer furries are truer to the early 90s biohacker/transhumanist/psychedelic/extropian ideals as originally intended than any 100 cis het TESCREAL bros obsessed with productivitymaxxing and eking out a few more years of a boring Patrick Bateman lifestyle
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February 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Just because Halloween is over doesn't mean you shouldn't invite your demons out to play 😈
#selfiesaturday #Succubus
#selfiesaturday #Succubus
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Just because Halloween is over doesn't mean you shouldn't invite your demons out to play 😈
#selfiesaturday #Succubus
#selfiesaturday #Succubus
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Had an amazing week shooting with Violet Latte. Coming soon...
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Had an amazing week shooting with Violet Latte. Coming soon...
“‘[kink] is bad because [thing the kink is based on] is bad’ is such a funny take. we’re acting. you hate theater. you’re standing up in the audience and mansplaining to lady macbeth that killing people is wrong” — hemipenal-system on Tumblr
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
“‘[kink] is bad because [thing the kink is based on] is bad’ is such a funny take. we’re acting. you hate theater. you’re standing up in the audience and mansplaining to lady macbeth that killing people is wrong” — hemipenal-system on Tumblr
We will never be able to explain to the Puritans that, despite the dangers and annoyances, many of us actively enjoy sex work.
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
We will never be able to explain to the Puritans that, despite the dangers and annoyances, many of us actively enjoy sex work.
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Standing By The Perimeter Fence And Screaming For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day today all who celebrate
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Standing By The Perimeter Fence And Screaming For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day today all who celebrate
Me at 16: I just don’t think women are naturally as horny and perverted as men.
40 years of fandom and FetLife later: Okay, I knew NOTHING 😆
40 years of fandom and FetLife later: Okay, I knew NOTHING 😆
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Me at 16: I just don’t think women are naturally as horny and perverted as men.
40 years of fandom and FetLife later: Okay, I knew NOTHING 😆
40 years of fandom and FetLife later: Okay, I knew NOTHING 😆
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{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
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a huge thank you to @candicemakes.bsky.social for sending me this incredibly cool scaled up pushpin. i was talking about borrower-core stuff the other day and this is a perfect example
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
a huge thank you to @candicemakes.bsky.social for sending me this incredibly cool scaled up pushpin. i was talking about borrower-core stuff the other day and this is a perfect example
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i woke up in my catsuit today ^^
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
i woke up in my catsuit today ^^
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![Comic. Someone is claiming to predict the exact date of a future earthquake. Should you listen? [flowchart: start] → NO (There are big earthquakes constantly, so if anyone ever *does* figure this out, it will be immediately obvious that their method works and then the world’s seismologists will not shut up about it. You won’t need this flowchart.)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreic7wdqg4w6qfevbqzzq4esd6237pojsnpwsrbb7gaxsxobqaiwazm@jpeg)
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
It’s becoming clear that the Democratic Party isn’t an actual political entity, it’s just there to give Republicans some enrichment in the Congressional enclosure
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
It’s becoming clear that the Democratic Party isn’t an actual political entity, it’s just there to give Republicans some enrichment in the Congressional enclosure
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BLOCK HAMSTRONG
Kitbashed a lot of parts to make this Catachan Commander yesterday and painted it up today. Thinking his name could be Colonel Wright Armstrong or something lol
@billcorbett.bsky.social I would be honored if you gave him a Space Mutiny name lol
#Warhammer #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k
@billcorbett.bsky.social I would be honored if you gave him a Space Mutiny name lol
#Warhammer #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k
November 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
BLOCK HAMSTRONG
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First sybian ride with @cleomercury.bsky.social went about like I was expecting...
November 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
First sybian ride with @cleomercury.bsky.social went about like I was expecting...
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