Shokolada ✍️
@shokolada.bsky.social
Progeek, kink educator, and webmaster for one of the first messy dessert play sploshing websites. He/him, she/her, they/them; cute dresses notwithstanding.
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Shokolada ✍️
@shokolada.bsky.social
· Nov 21
- - - The Flying Pie Monster’s Ten Commandments (Rev1.3a) - - -
I. No Face May Remain Clean Of Dessert
II. Regardless Of Gender, Thou Art A Sexy Bitch
III. Thine Clothing Should Shine To Match The Stars
IV. Frosting Serves Grandly As Pasties
V. Too Much Whipped Cream Is Almost Enough
I. No Face May Remain Clean Of Dessert
II. Regardless Of Gender, Thou Art A Sexy Bitch
III. Thine Clothing Should Shine To Match The Stars
IV. Frosting Serves Grandly As Pasties
V. Too Much Whipped Cream Is Almost Enough
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excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
Was thinking about how “incel” has a great ring to it but is technically inaccurate - among other things, “celibacy” describes a choice, not a condition. Couldn’t think of anything better: “horntitled” is funny, but don’t have the punch.
December 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Was thinking about how “incel” has a great ring to it but is technically inaccurate - among other things, “celibacy” describes a choice, not a condition. Couldn’t think of anything better: “horntitled” is funny, but don’t have the punch.
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Y'all... I'm like... super legit now.
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Y'all... I'm like... super legit now.
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And now my prints have shown up!
Not sure everything else is going to get here in time 😮💨, but feeling a little more prepared to go into the weekend now. 💙
Not sure everything else is going to get here in time 😮💨, but feeling a little more prepared to go into the weekend now. 💙
December 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
And now my prints have shown up!
Not sure everything else is going to get here in time 😮💨, but feeling a little more prepared to go into the weekend now. 💙
Not sure everything else is going to get here in time 😮💨, but feeling a little more prepared to go into the weekend now. 💙
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It's super official now!
Come see me at @exxxotica.bsky.social DC Dec 5 - 7 along with a other adult stars, bdsm pros, lifestyle coaches, and more!
I'll have prints, stickers, custom lighters and a few other goodies available at my booth. Or grab a fun photo or video op!
See you there! 💙
Come see me at @exxxotica.bsky.social DC Dec 5 - 7 along with a other adult stars, bdsm pros, lifestyle coaches, and more!
I'll have prints, stickers, custom lighters and a few other goodies available at my booth. Or grab a fun photo or video op!
See you there! 💙
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It's super official now!
Come see me at @exxxotica.bsky.social DC Dec 5 - 7 along with a other adult stars, bdsm pros, lifestyle coaches, and more!
I'll have prints, stickers, custom lighters and a few other goodies available at my booth. Or grab a fun photo or video op!
See you there! 💙
Come see me at @exxxotica.bsky.social DC Dec 5 - 7 along with a other adult stars, bdsm pros, lifestyle coaches, and more!
I'll have prints, stickers, custom lighters and a few other goodies available at my booth. Or grab a fun photo or video op!
See you there! 💙
“I don’t like ‘apparel pricing” for tickets at kink events. I can’t afford fetish wear.”
My friend, let the Church of Pientology help you with the cheapest fetish outfits ever…
My friend, let the Church of Pientology help you with the cheapest fetish outfits ever…
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
“I don’t like ‘apparel pricing” for tickets at kink events. I can’t afford fetish wear.”
My friend, let the Church of Pientology help you with the cheapest fetish outfits ever…
My friend, let the Church of Pientology help you with the cheapest fetish outfits ever…
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I chose something else. I chose Enby.
A gender where the artist would not fear the censor.
Where the transition would not be bound by the binary.
Where the great would not be constrained by the small!
And with the sweat of your brow, Enby can become your gender as well.
A gender where the artist would not fear the censor.
Where the transition would not be bound by the binary.
Where the great would not be constrained by the small!
And with the sweat of your brow, Enby can become your gender as well.
November 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I chose something else. I chose Enby.
A gender where the artist would not fear the censor.
Where the transition would not be bound by the binary.
Where the great would not be constrained by the small!
And with the sweat of your brow, Enby can become your gender as well.
A gender where the artist would not fear the censor.
Where the transition would not be bound by the binary.
Where the great would not be constrained by the small!
And with the sweat of your brow, Enby can become your gender as well.
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I am Cargie Weasel, and I'm here to ask you a question.
Is a person not entitled to their own gender?
'No!' says religion, 'It is chosen by God.'
'No!' says the GC, 'It is assigned at birth.'
'No!' says the truscum, 'It is binary, man or woman.'
I rejected those answers. I chose the impossible.
Is a person not entitled to their own gender?
'No!' says religion, 'It is chosen by God.'
'No!' says the GC, 'It is assigned at birth.'
'No!' says the truscum, 'It is binary, man or woman.'
I rejected those answers. I chose the impossible.
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I am Cargie Weasel, and I'm here to ask you a question.
Is a person not entitled to their own gender?
'No!' says religion, 'It is chosen by God.'
'No!' says the GC, 'It is assigned at birth.'
'No!' says the truscum, 'It is binary, man or woman.'
I rejected those answers. I chose the impossible.
Is a person not entitled to their own gender?
'No!' says religion, 'It is chosen by God.'
'No!' says the GC, 'It is assigned at birth.'
'No!' says the truscum, 'It is binary, man or woman.'
I rejected those answers. I chose the impossible.
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I don't do sales anymore, because once you do, people will just wait for the sale to come back around to buy again.
That being said, I DO offer bundles of my work for direct sale at great rates all the time.
So if you don't like subscribing, and you like to download the porn, I've got you 💙😘
That being said, I DO offer bundles of my work for direct sale at great rates all the time.
So if you don't like subscribing, and you like to download the porn, I've got you 💙😘
November 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I don't do sales anymore, because once you do, people will just wait for the sale to come back around to buy again.
That being said, I DO offer bundles of my work for direct sale at great rates all the time.
So if you don't like subscribing, and you like to download the porn, I've got you 💙😘
That being said, I DO offer bundles of my work for direct sale at great rates all the time.
So if you don't like subscribing, and you like to download the porn, I've got you 💙😘
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[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i want you all to say hello to graham linehan
Rowling: he'ss jussst a normal man
Graham Linehan: [wearing tin foil hat] trans free masons run the country!
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i want you all to say hello to graham linehan
Rowling: he'ss jussst a normal man
Graham Linehan: [wearing tin foil hat] trans free masons run the country!
November 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i want you all to say hello to graham linehan
Rowling: he'ss jussst a normal man
Graham Linehan: [wearing tin foil hat] trans free masons run the country!
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i want you all to say hello to graham linehan
Rowling: he'ss jussst a normal man
Graham Linehan: [wearing tin foil hat] trans free masons run the country!
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I reiterate something I said a while back:
You’ll often be hard pressed to find a better citizen of these United States than one who came from somewhere else.
You’ll often be hard pressed to find a better citizen of these United States than one who came from somewhere else.
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I reiterate something I said a while back:
You’ll often be hard pressed to find a better citizen of these United States than one who came from somewhere else.
You’ll often be hard pressed to find a better citizen of these United States than one who came from somewhere else.
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Not me opening up Bluesky to furry porn at the family Thanksgiving table, and then zooming in to see it better before snapping back to reality 😅😂
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Not me opening up Bluesky to furry porn at the family Thanksgiving table, and then zooming in to see it better before snapping back to reality 😅😂
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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This fit still goes insanely hard
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This fit still goes insanely hard
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What a beautiful gift this is. Don’t mind telling you I teared up a little.
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
What a beautiful gift this is. Don’t mind telling you I teared up a little.
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When you go on a first date and they bring you rolls of shiny ‘lingerie’ to wear for them later… she has my attention!!
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
When you go on a first date and they bring you rolls of shiny ‘lingerie’ to wear for them later… she has my attention!!
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hazbin hotel is proof that we should be cutting furries and theatre kids insanely large checks constantly
November 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
hazbin hotel is proof that we should be cutting furries and theatre kids insanely large checks constantly
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skin tight shiny clothes make brain happy
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
skin tight shiny clothes make brain happy