shit falcon
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parenting a one year old is just playing a RPG where he inflicts +1 psychic damage on me, repeatedly, all day long, and I have to constantly buff myself with potions (small treats) so I don’t succumb to full insanity
July 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
parenting a one year old is just playing a RPG where he inflicts +1 psychic damage on me, repeatedly, all day long, and I have to constantly buff myself with potions (small treats) so I don’t succumb to full insanity
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FUCK DHS FUCK ICE - dashare.zone ADMIN
July 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
FUCK DHS FUCK ICE - dashare.zone ADMIN
having one of those days where taking a single step feels like hiking a mountain
July 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
having one of those days where taking a single step feels like hiking a mountain
there’s 10k people in my neighborhood FB group and someone asked where they could buy fireworks yesterday and no one responded 😂
July 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
there’s 10k people in my neighborhood FB group and someone asked where they could buy fireworks yesterday and no one responded 😂
much like everyone, i am currently “going through it”
July 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
much like everyone, i am currently “going through it”
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James Bond has killed himself in a hotel room in Peru. A lifetime of pointless adventures and one night stands had left him a deeply unfulfilled person.
June 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
James Bond has killed himself in a hotel room in Peru. A lifetime of pointless adventures and one night stands had left him a deeply unfulfilled person.
every day I inch closer to the full embodiment of Pagliacci
June 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
every day I inch closer to the full embodiment of Pagliacci
video tech blasting that video wall at 100% inside a Hilton conference room Hell yeah brother
May 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
video tech blasting that video wall at 100% inside a Hilton conference room Hell yeah brother
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I suspect that part of why AI is so popular among a certain class of people is that most white collar jobs are about 5% real work and 95% busywork to justify the job’s existence. If you know the memo is a waste of everyone’s time including your own then why not have computer write it
May 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I suspect that part of why AI is so popular among a certain class of people is that most white collar jobs are about 5% real work and 95% busywork to justify the job’s existence. If you know the memo is a waste of everyone’s time including your own then why not have computer write it
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oh so that's why that thing happened
May 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
oh so that's why that thing happened
[rolling down my window at a stoplight]
where’d ya learn to drive, pal? Dum-Dum school? Idiot University? Kindergarten for Ding Dongs? Moron Montessori? Poo Poo Brain Preschool?
where’d ya learn to drive, pal? Dum-Dum school? Idiot University? Kindergarten for Ding Dongs? Moron Montessori? Poo Poo Brain Preschool?
May 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
[rolling down my window at a stoplight]
where’d ya learn to drive, pal? Dum-Dum school? Idiot University? Kindergarten for Ding Dongs? Moron Montessori? Poo Poo Brain Preschool?
where’d ya learn to drive, pal? Dum-Dum school? Idiot University? Kindergarten for Ding Dongs? Moron Montessori? Poo Poo Brain Preschool?
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Autism has always existed. Autistic people have always been here. Most haven’t been visible.
Until recently, we only ever noticed the very visible and high needs cases.
It is not an epidemic. Anyone who says otherwise is on a one way trip to the Bad Place forever.
Until recently, we only ever noticed the very visible and high needs cases.
It is not an epidemic. Anyone who says otherwise is on a one way trip to the Bad Place forever.
April 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Autism has always existed. Autistic people have always been here. Most haven’t been visible.
Until recently, we only ever noticed the very visible and high needs cases.
It is not an epidemic. Anyone who says otherwise is on a one way trip to the Bad Place forever.
Until recently, we only ever noticed the very visible and high needs cases.
It is not an epidemic. Anyone who says otherwise is on a one way trip to the Bad Place forever.
Maybe this is a little dumb but would any of you like to share things that you are doing that feel good to you rn? Like your hobbies and stuff that’s currently bringing you joy? Currently having a hard time finding an outlet and would love to hear yours
April 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Maybe this is a little dumb but would any of you like to share things that you are doing that feel good to you rn? Like your hobbies and stuff that’s currently bringing you joy? Currently having a hard time finding an outlet and would love to hear yours
just a reminder you can write me in for pope
April 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
just a reminder you can write me in for pope
what does it say about daily life when I have a specific fantasy about being locked inside a quiet dark room with some books and food (jail but nice)
April 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
what does it say about daily life when I have a specific fantasy about being locked inside a quiet dark room with some books and food (jail but nice)
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The targeting of autism in particular by these ghouls is especially cowardly & small b/c you’re freaking out about a neurotype that is characterized by being hypersensitive to injustice & hypocrisy so basically they see through your bullshit so you call them “sick.”
April 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The targeting of autism in particular by these ghouls is especially cowardly & small b/c you’re freaking out about a neurotype that is characterized by being hypersensitive to injustice & hypocrisy so basically they see through your bullshit so you call them “sick.”
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WHAT IS JAZZ - TSHRIT BY dashare.zone - dashare.zone ADMIN
April 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
WHAT IS JAZZ - TSHRIT BY dashare.zone - dashare.zone ADMIN
The dad on Bluey is hot
April 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The dad on Bluey is hot
at 35 I am a pro at accidentally snorting my own hair up my nose
April 15, 2025 at 11:42 AM
at 35 I am a pro at accidentally snorting my own hair up my nose
God damn the vibes continue to be ass
April 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
God damn the vibes continue to be ass
hot take: mario kart hasn’t been fun since Double Dash
April 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
hot take: mario kart hasn’t been fun since Double Dash
all you people with kids and jobs how the fuck are you doing this shit. are you all taking a drug I don’t know about?
April 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
all you people with kids and jobs how the fuck are you doing this shit. are you all taking a drug I don’t know about?
turned the shower head to jet mode and sprayed myself in the mouth like a dog biting hose water
March 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
turned the shower head to jet mode and sprayed myself in the mouth like a dog biting hose water
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anyway calling these "war plans" when they were actually plans to blow up an apartment building full of civilians because the girlfriend of a guy we don't like lived there sounds more like "terrorism plans" or perhaps even more accurately "terrorism factory creation plans"
March 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
anyway calling these "war plans" when they were actually plans to blow up an apartment building full of civilians because the girlfriend of a guy we don't like lived there sounds more like "terrorism plans" or perhaps even more accurately "terrorism factory creation plans"
bad brain can be mildly improved by hot dog. this is widely known info, just wanted to say I experienced it today.
March 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
bad brain can be mildly improved by hot dog. this is widely known info, just wanted to say I experienced it today.