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Professor Alex
@shiningcrobat.bsky.social
he/him✨gay✨34
Co-Host of @resolveap.bsky.social
Married to @zachdefense.bsky.social
Marylander, Pokémon Professor, que(e)rying novelist
videos game 🎮, TTRPG 🎲, SF/F 🔫🪄, toons ✏️, queer filmé/lit 🌈, podcasts 🎤, little a music 🎶
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Our friend took a really good pic of me and @zachdefense.bsky.social.
He even gave me pizza as a prop.
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November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Genuinely honoured to get a nod in this ridiculous line up 😅
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Dbrand announces Companion Cube for Steam Machine, coming in 2026 buff.ly/vPuJr5E
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Not IMDB calling me a slur while I'm looking at the page for a 1992 Disney Channel Original.
November 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Despite my best efforts, I have finished a rough draft of another novel.
This one, at least for now, is a dual perspective romance. In the days a math professor recalls his time snowed in with a janitor, who in turn shares myths at night.
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Until I looked at the lyrics, I thought they were "Hose me down at the trailer park," which, frankly, is sluttier.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqf9...
Kesha (feat. T-Pain) - YIPPEE-KI-YAY. (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by kesha
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November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Pay no attention to the clock I refuse to put new batteries in.
November 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Legends Z-A activated my Pokemon collection obsession again. I'm hankering for Beast Ball in it. Meantime I ordered a $20 Shining Pearl so I can get shiny Manaphy and Enamorus. And I have Sizzlipede as a Beast Ball breeding project in Shield. Last month I got a shiny female Frillish with 0 Attack.
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 7:24 AM
If you see this, QP with your favorite Ground type Pokémon!
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Dinner posting hours!
I made way too much pashed motato.
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Dinner posting hours!
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
For the past ~10 years I've bought my brother a Pokemon TCG tin or Elite Trainer Box for the holidays on Black Friday. We played together growing up & he stills plays. He usually has really good luck!
Looking at the current price at retailers, I'll be lucky if the sales hit MSRP, which has jumped. 🥴
November 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
My cold take is that (as much as I would like them to be beautiful & fleshed out) environments mattering least is working for Pokemon. The creatures and human characters are very intentional and they POP against a simple background.

People are calling random NPCs on the street their spouses.
November 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Post you from a different era

2011, courtesy of @penguingengar.bsky.social, in my husband's dorm room which had once been mine
November 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Looks like Pokémon Legends Z-A's Mega Dimension DLC is planned to have three news drop. The first was today, the next is November 19th, and the final sometime after that. The DLC releases December 10th.
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The new ranked changes in ZA, no negative points modifiers and retooled ranking rewards, make it feel so much better without any actual gameplay changes.
+Using Xerneas is way more fun than I thought it would be.
November 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Making me wait a month is home of phobic.
I wonder if we can give the Lucario back tho.
November 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Keep thinking about the bisexual Couch song. 'Go boy crazy with you, kiss you?' is the queerest thing I have ever heard.
Middle Man
YouTube video by Couch - Topic
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November 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Weird that it's in the Nintendo Store app, but I'm happy to have this. Unsurprisingly, Pokémon dominates my Nintendo play time. Also the game with the easiest Beast Ball shiny hunting sits at the top.
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Keep thinking about the bisexual Couch song. 'Go boy crazy with you, kiss you?' is the queerest thing I have ever heard.
Middle Man
YouTube video by Couch - Topic
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November 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Had small breakthrough with my therapist today. Realized that my grandparents can't internalize that my husband and I are doing fine financially because we don't care about the upper middle class aesthetic of their time.
Sorry I don't have a BMW and gold seasonal decor, grams.
November 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Thinking about my friend who calls Quasartico "Cuntissimo".
November 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM