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having a good time online & that has always been the case
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honestly most weapons formed against me will prosper. hammer? that’s gonna get my ass real easy
doing too much at work today, getting overstimulated on calls. just caught myself passively searching “HAIM soft choreo” to self sooth
February 19, 2026 at 8:26 PM
doing too much at work today, getting overstimulated on calls. just caught myself passively searching “HAIM soft choreo” to self sooth
sorry but when I said I’ve been deemed business critical that meant I’m a huge bitch about what is being done at this company
February 19, 2026 at 6:19 PM
sorry but when I said I’ve been deemed business critical that meant I’m a huge bitch about what is being done at this company
hey look at this hack writer being a transphobic little bitch
February 19, 2026 at 2:19 AM
hey look at this hack writer being a transphobic little bitch
no one prepares kids to one day be in charge of a fridge and then have to get stuff out of other people’s fridges only to find out other people are doing wrong
February 19, 2026 at 2:01 AM
no one prepares kids to one day be in charge of a fridge and then have to get stuff out of other people’s fridges only to find out other people are doing wrong
there’s probably some drag queen out in a second or third city named Tiddy Gorgeous and there’s nothing we can do about it
February 18, 2026 at 4:43 PM
there’s probably some drag queen out in a second or third city named Tiddy Gorgeous and there’s nothing we can do about it
I’m generally against all the bullshit happening with AI and the insane damage it’s going to leave behind after the bubble bursts but like.. people that have to use it at work, fine, w/e. what pisses me off are the 5-10 biz developers in my DMs every week. shut up! I don’t want your dumb platform!
February 18, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I’m generally against all the bullshit happening with AI and the insane damage it’s going to leave behind after the bubble bursts but like.. people that have to use it at work, fine, w/e. what pisses me off are the 5-10 biz developers in my DMs every week. shut up! I don’t want your dumb platform!
a botox commercial during the women’s ice skating finals is crazy. “hey [very likely] ED victims, here’s tara lipinksi talking about being ‘your authentic self’ for a full minute in case you need to jumpstart your dysmorphia”
February 18, 2026 at 2:14 AM
a botox commercial during the women’s ice skating finals is crazy. “hey [very likely] ED victims, here’s tara lipinksi talking about being ‘your authentic self’ for a full minute in case you need to jumpstart your dysmorphia”
i’m going to do dmt and go to the small art house theater to see you, me & tuscany
February 18, 2026 at 2:04 AM
i’m going to do dmt and go to the small art house theater to see you, me & tuscany
having the fun and normal experience of being incensed at william rehnquist
February 18, 2026 at 12:27 AM
having the fun and normal experience of being incensed at william rehnquist
chicago pope abusing the hell out of his position already
February 17, 2026 at 10:52 PM
chicago pope abusing the hell out of his position already
lol by 10% so like 12.349% for a condo to 13.584% (at most). it’s not nothing but you know people are reading this are thinking it’s an insane number.
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani proposed raising property taxes by nearly 10% on Tuesday, after failing so far to persuade New York Gov. Kathy Hochul to increase taxes on corporations and the rich. on.wsj.com/46G5mbS
Mamdani Warns of Nearly 10% Property-Tax Boost if No Tax on Wealthy
The New York City mayor said “drastic measures” might be needed to fund his proposed budget.
on.wsj.com
February 17, 2026 at 10:15 PM
lol by 10% so like 12.349% for a condo to 13.584% (at most). it’s not nothing but you know people are reading this are thinking it’s an insane number.
my dad refused to convert to italian when he married my mom and to this day he’s the reason i’m from a broken home
Robert Duvall is Italian. He converted in the 90s so he could marry an Italian
February 16, 2026 at 10:11 PM
my dad refused to convert to italian when he married my mom and to this day he’s the reason i’m from a broken home
have you ever considered that in the dave and busters business organization buster could possibly be the straight laced CPA managing operations responsibly and dave is the kooky guy that accidentally signed a 10 year deal for the now irrelevant Fruit Ninja game that sucks
February 16, 2026 at 3:22 PM
have you ever considered that in the dave and busters business organization buster could possibly be the straight laced CPA managing operations responsibly and dave is the kooky guy that accidentally signed a 10 year deal for the now irrelevant Fruit Ninja game that sucks
we should get rid of the presidency and every mayor should be in a daily lottery to be Executive Mayor but just for the day. that way, they’re all always on their best behavior. also they should get a gun
President’s Day is a good reminder that the best thing we could do with the office is abolish it.
February 16, 2026 at 3:05 PM
we should get rid of the presidency and every mayor should be in a daily lottery to be Executive Mayor but just for the day. that way, they’re all always on their best behavior. also they should get a gun
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I will never vote for John Cena.
February 16, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I will never vote for John Cena.
some gay I’m loosely associated with got engaged to his sugar daddy and is photo dumping for attention like 3-4 times since yesterday and I’m kinda tempted to comment AI slop on the last one
February 16, 2026 at 1:31 PM
some gay I’m loosely associated with got engaged to his sugar daddy and is photo dumping for attention like 3-4 times since yesterday and I’m kinda tempted to comment AI slop on the last one
[rory gilmore entering a bookstore] hey aaron, track these down for me. they’re all out of print.
I hate her so much my god
I hate her so much my god
February 16, 2026 at 3:27 AM
[rory gilmore entering a bookstore] hey aaron, track these down for me. they’re all out of print.
I hate her so much my god
I hate her so much my god
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American Century of Humiliation is manifesting in ways I did not predict.
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
February 14, 2026 at 11:07 PM
American Century of Humiliation is manifesting in ways I did not predict.
I love when the olympics gives us anime sequences
February 14, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I love when the olympics gives us anime sequences
VPN would make a lovely name for a girl
February 14, 2026 at 6:01 PM
VPN would make a lovely name for a girl
I kind of want a print of The Night of the Lunar Eclipse screen from Bugonia. is there a company that can make that happen or something lol
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I kind of want a print of The Night of the Lunar Eclipse screen from Bugonia. is there a company that can make that happen or something lol
I do really well for my obvious stupidity and tbh paying or than $12 for a cocktail hurts my brain. like I’m probably seeing Jade next week and will pretend money doesn’t exist when I pay $25 for a vodka soda
"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
February 13, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I do really well for my obvious stupidity and tbh paying or than $12 for a cocktail hurts my brain. like I’m probably seeing Jade next week and will pretend money doesn’t exist when I pay $25 for a vodka soda
it’s cool that we’re going back to old school heists. get on that donkey, go crazy brother
This is amazing. www.theguardian.com/world/video/...
Gold thief flees scene of the crime on donkey in central Turkey – video
The suspect was taken into custody and later arrested by a court after being referred to the courthouse. The stolen gold was recovered from where the suspect had hidden it and returned to its owner
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2026 at 6:19 PM
it’s cool that we’re going back to old school heists. get on that donkey, go crazy brother
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he wagged his finger in your face specifically because you are weird and deserve derision
I already posted about what Bad Bunny did right during the show. My criticisms are, what did the group of brides and grooms have to do with Puerto Rico, why didn't the artists who made cameos make political statements, and why did he wave his fat finger in our faces towards the end?
February 12, 2026 at 7:50 PM
he wagged his finger in your face specifically because you are weird and deserve derision