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Shep McAllister
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Affiliate guy at Perch, bad tennis player.
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I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.

This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.

It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
July 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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You really have no idea where this corporate press release will end up, I encourage you to read the whole thing www.prnewswire.com/news-release...
Goya Foods CEO, Bob Unanue, Announces Next Chapter
/PRNewswire/ -- Today, Robert "Bob" Unanue, with over 20 years as President & CEO of Goya Foods, is releasing a statement about his status with the...
www.prnewswire.com
February 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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They need him to be a genius because they cannot handle what it means for them to be tricked by a fool.
February 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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The name’s QINLIANFF. ACCYOD QINLIANFF, British suit, British spy suit two piece, 100% MI6 her majesty’s secret service MACHINE WASHABLE, separates, men’s suit tailor fit two piece classic wedding business sui
February 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
They must be doing it at the account level, because this is what I see while on vacation in Mexico.
January 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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um
December 10, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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stop stop I can’t vote for her any harder
November 1, 2024 at 8:12 PM
@davidjroth.bsky.social I’m duty bound to report that someone has actually invented Things Of That Nature. www.instagram.com/reel/C2vYKzN...
February 1, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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i think for the rest of my life i'm going to play through a rotation of xcom 2, civ, rimworld, and rocket league. occasionally i'll buy a new game, play a couple hours, and then say wait nevermind, you're not xcom 2, civ, rimworld or rocket league
December 12, 2023 at 10:02 PM
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hello, good morning

i just witnessed someone use the acronym “bdsm” to mean “business development, sales, and marketing” and i have never been so glad to have my camera off
December 12, 2023 at 5:36 PM
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Racoon: what is this stuff?

Me: it’s our garbage

Racoon: it’s delicious, I understand why you chase me away from it, do you eat it?

Me: no we’re trying to get rid of it

Racoon: ok I guess I don’t fucking understand at all then
October 4, 2023 at 5:03 PM
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I also think it's wildly underrated how vastly the American food experience has improved since I was a child. I grew up in a rural area and didn't have thai food until I was ~18.

Food is arguably the only way America got unquestionably better in the last two decades. Should be talked about more.
September 18, 2023 at 3:37 PM
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"We have learned the hard way that all it takes is a bad guy with an allergy to cause a tragic loss of life."
138 Dead As Loud Sneeze Startles NRA Meeting
FAIRFAX, VA—What started as a tickle in someone’s nose reportedly ended in bloodshed Tuesday after a loud sneeze startled a meeting of the National Rifle Association and left 138 people dead. “I...
www.theonion.com
July 18, 2023 at 3:19 PM
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This place feels like where all the departures went in The Leftovers.
July 18, 2023 at 1:21 AM
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This is god damn awful. Jesus Christ
July 6, 2023 at 12:53 AM