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"You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park."

I'm just an old, crazy, cat lady. I like Linux, crafts, electronics, and I collect and fix pinball machines.

Cis woman, she/her.

Oh, and fuck Trump!
By far, the grossest thing I've found in an old pinball machine.
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Is that a threat? 😉
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and thank you for your attention to this matter.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works for I have been trying to contact you about your car warranty.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
November 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Apparently, enjoying smart humor and having a good vocabulary makes one pretentious.

Who knew? :-)
November 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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🙌
October 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Ok, this is weird.

Years ago, I bought A View to a Kill on Amazon.

We've watched it several times, but now, for no reason, it only plays it dubbed in Japanese, and nothing seems to change it.

None of my other movies are suddenly in Japanese, so what gives?

Has this happened to anyone else?
November 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Decided to take this year off, I just wasn't feeling inspired.

So I threw out some have assed decorations instead.

Not like we ever get trick or treaters anyway.
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This is how way too many horror movies start!
October 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Thanks, Trump!

Normally those are much, much cheaper!
October 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The protest went very well, we had thousands of people, and zero problems!.

Had to get a second cat, apparently I needed a child's size.
October 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Some folks will somehow find space to be homophobic and devote their life to bands that look like this.
Anyway, happy Friday.
October 17, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I am ready!
October 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The good news, this weird broken pin is now mine!

The bad news, thanks to President Pendejo, there are now tarrifs on electronic parts of 56 to 70 percent.

Fuck you trump!

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!
October 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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🐸🐸🐸🐸
October 12, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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No gods
No kings
Only frogs
October 11, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Am I the only person who gets almost unreasonably pissed off when people sent you inspirational sayings?

Especially when they are irrelevant, or from bad sources?

So unless you'd like me to print it out, fold it up and shove it up your ass, don't.
October 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Everything online is so depressing that I almost want an old flip phone.
October 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Any celebrity of any kind who appears in one of those annoying and constantly playing sports betting app ads are dead to me.
October 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
My multicade project is coming along nicely!
October 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Trying to figure out how big a raid I'm gonna need after dropping most of the streaming services.
September 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I found out I can't currently buy a BSA Bantam in this shithole country.
September 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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September 14, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Found Skitters curled up in a frying pan, why is my cat so weird?
September 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM