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"You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park."

I'm just an old, crazy, cat lady. I like Linux, crafts, electronics, and I collect and fix pinball machines.

Cis woman, she/her.

Oh, and fuck Trump!
Either way, you are right, it's totally fake.
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
He probably think they attract sharks!
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
You mean polyurethane.

Polystyrene is the stuff that melts, some kinds more than others.

I've used it a lot, spray paint makes it melt, making it look more like stone when painted.

Some kinds can even be carved, with regular tools or a hot knife.

It's really fun to work with!
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
What is wrong with people?

Skims look cheap and tacky, just like...

Oh, now I see.
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I'm confused, they think other races can't take care of cattle?
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
He doesn't know, and until now had been railing against them.
November 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Wouldn't miss them if they did!
a man in a suit and tie says " and once again take care now mmmmk "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says " and once again take care now mmmmk "
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Why would anyone buy this? It's too easy to make at home.

You put oatmeal and liquid in a jar and wait.
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
He wasn't with his family?

Quell suprise!
November 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Is that a threat?
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
No, she gave him Inspector Spacetime.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I, for one, would watch old James Bond!

80 years old, living in a nursing home yet still saving the world.
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
You are way over thinking this.

We're just being silly. 😜
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
No, they aren't. Polystyrene and polyurethane are different.

Which is likely what they are.
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I know lots of qualified Americans who could do those jobs, h1b hires are just cheaper and easier to control.
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Short of being a Time Lord, it's really the only theory that works.
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
If you can get hired to be an agent for mi6, sure.
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I had the same thought!
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Unless he's a Time Lord... 😀
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I am so appalled!

He has no plans to return it, I'm sure.

We'll have to send in Seal Team Six to get it back!
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Could also be plastic.
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
You can't use spray paint on foam, it melts.

But I agree, it's likely fake.
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I was so mad after reading it!

I was expecting it to be exciting, but it was just about a whiny private school kid.
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM