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bradley
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Former child. Probably posting about basketball, books, politics, D&D or video games. Tumblr expat. Blazers fan. Free Palestine 🇵🇸 he/him

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Today I saw ICE gas little white kids in the streets of Portland with chemical weapons. Imagine what they're doing to brown and black kids in the detention camps
February 1, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.

CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?

DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.

C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?

DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Blazers gotta play better defense period
Blazers gotta play better transition defense or this game is already over
February 2, 2026 at 4:07 AM
You could land a plane on Alex Karama’s forehead
February 2, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Blazers gotta play better transition defense or this game is already over
February 2, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Calling a timeout when you’re up by 18 should be illegal
February 2, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Cindy Pierce I am single and available and single
February 2, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Someone left the grinch jizz out of temp too long again
Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
February 2, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I get that Jarrett Allen is down there but the Blazers gotta stop just jacking up threes
February 2, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I can already feel the discourse coming
February 2, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I’m…not sure this is a good idea. Give the man some rest
Splitter - “I’m not a doctor, but he (Deni) is going to probably be dealing with this (his back) for a while.”

Splitter went on to say it’s just going to be something that the team manages with Deni.
February 2, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Blake Wesley back??? What????
Tiago Splitter says Blake Wesley and Rob Williams are AVAILABLE. He says Deni is probably available, but he's gonna be seeing how warm-ups go.
February 2, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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something to keep in mind while we see photos of portland children getting tear-gassed is that it is almost universally agreed upon that over twenty thousand children have been killed in gaza since oct 2025
February 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
This makes it very easy to justify keeping Jeanty in the dynasty league I joined this year so thanks guys 🫡
The Raiders are targeting Seahawks OC Klint Kubiak as their new head coach, per me and @tompelissero.bsky.social, after Saturday’s second interview.

Las Vegas can’t officially hire Kubiak until after Super Bowl LX. But they believe they have their guy.
February 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL LAFLEURS
February 1, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Doesn’t seem that complicated to me? Great positional size and a great shooter on a value contract. At 6’8 you don’t have to play him at guard and he provides sorely needed shooting. Seems like yet another case of them acquiring a guy Schmitz really liked who wasn’t being used to his full potential
February 1, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I’ll never forget being at the OKC game where Duop Reath hit multiple clutch threes off the bench to hand them their first loss of the season. Gonna miss you big dog
February 1, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I just find the idea that Dundon is going to immediately clear out the front office once the sale is finalized very suspect when they’re still allowed to do trades and stuff like this. I’m biased but Cronin/Schmitz seem to win almost every trade they’re a part of lately
Update: The Atlanta Hawks are trading Vit Krejci to the Portland Trail Blazers for Duop Reath and two future second-round picks, which includes Atlanta receiving its own 2027 second-round pick back and a New York Knicks 2030 second-round pick, league sources told @hoopshypeofficial.bsky.social.
February 1, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.
February 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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I interviewed an expert on what's happening with connectivity in Iran:

The longest blackout in Iran's history. Thousands dead. Documentation of war crimes dependent on Starlink. A regime that uses AI's ubiquity to undermine the credibility of evidence. www.theverge.com/policy/87184...
Shedding light on Iran’s longest internet blackout
A staggering death toll.
www.theverge.com
February 1, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Good god
Some jawdropping CBP crime statistics here...
February 1, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.

Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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The Matrix (1999)
Dirs: Lana and Lilly Wachowski
#oneperfectshot 📽️
January 31, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Not to lib out but desperately imagining someone high up at the RNC storming into the Oval Office and telling them to shut everything down and for Stephen Miller to shut his weasel face and resign
JUST IN: Democrats flip a red seat in the Texas Senate.

Taylor Rehmet wins against Leigh Wambsganss, a conservative activist who helped lead right-wing efforts to take over TX school boards.

With all early vote, and 95% of precincts, in, Dem up 57/43.

Trump won this seat by 17% in Tarrant County.
February 1, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy"

Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
February 1, 2026 at 12:48 AM