bradley
@sharknado.bsky.social
Former child. Probably posting about basketball, books, politics, D&D or video games. Tumblr expat. Blazers fan. Free Palestine 🇵🇸 he/him
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Blazers could have had Derik Queen at 11
December 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Blazers could have had Derik Queen at 11
ChatGPT keeping the incest sibling commercial alive
December 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ChatGPT keeping the incest sibling commercial alive
This game is sooooooooooo fun, $11.99 is a steal
December 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
This game is sooooooooooo fun, $11.99 is a steal
Banker: do you want to buy the Boardwalk?
Galadriel: you offer it to me freely? I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this. In place of a landlord you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful & terrible as the dawn…
Banker:
Galadriel: I pass the test. I will pass Go, and collect $200
Galadriel: you offer it to me freely? I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this. In place of a landlord you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful & terrible as the dawn…
Banker:
Galadriel: I pass the test. I will pass Go, and collect $200
December 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Banker: do you want to buy the Boardwalk?
Galadriel: you offer it to me freely? I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this. In place of a landlord you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful & terrible as the dawn…
Banker:
Galadriel: I pass the test. I will pass Go, and collect $200
Galadriel: you offer it to me freely? I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this. In place of a landlord you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful & terrible as the dawn…
Banker:
Galadriel: I pass the test. I will pass Go, and collect $200
Why’s this look like an ad for gum
WD - Blue SN5000 2TB Internal SSD PCIe Gen 4 x4 NVMe is $64.99 at Best Buy buff.ly/mOUcaL8 #ad
December 8, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Why’s this look like an ad for gum
Daaaaaaaamn lol
Will Hardy: chews out his Jazz players during a timeout: “I’m tired of fucking doing this every game. Fucking play harder.”
December 8, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Daaaaaaaamn lol
The reffing has been awful, but the Blazers just haven’t been focused. Lots of unforced errors
December 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The reffing has been awful, but the Blazers just haven’t been focused. Lots of unforced errors
Hansen is 3 years away…from an MVP season
Hansen is 3 years away…from being 3 years away
December 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Hansen is 3 years away…from an MVP season
Blazers just do not look ready to play today
December 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Blazers just do not look ready to play today
That should be a foul on Aldama and they’re calling it a flagrant on Jerami? What the fuck has gotten into the refs lately?
December 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
That should be a foul on Aldama and they’re calling it a flagrant on Jerami? What the fuck has gotten into the refs lately?
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Yang Hansen C POR - Starting - Sunday at MEM
December 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Breaking News: the Buffalo Bills have traded for JJ McCarthy
December 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Breaking News: the Buffalo Bills have traded for JJ McCarthy
I mean it sounds like it’s mostly what’s stupid about Kirk Herbstreit
Herbstreit shitting on BYU for losing a conference championship game and giving Alabama a pass for the same thing is everything that is stupid about this sport.
December 7, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I mean it sounds like it’s mostly what’s stupid about Kirk Herbstreit
Imagining Mel Gibson even watching OBAA and having a heart attack
December 7, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Imagining Mel Gibson even watching OBAA and having a heart attack
Quentin Tarantino sure talks a lot of shit for someone with such a punchable face
December 7, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Quentin Tarantino sure talks a lot of shit for someone with such a punchable face
I wish I cared about the college football playoff
Wait, no I don’t
Wait, no I don’t
December 7, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I wish I cared about the college football playoff
Wait, no I don’t
Wait, no I don’t
Was wondering why no one was liking this and it turns out it never posted. It’s sweater season
December 7, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Was wondering why no one was liking this and it turns out it never posted. It’s sweater season
Just saw Predator Badlands and I’m pretty sure that was a perfect movie? Or damn close
December 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Just saw Predator Badlands and I’m pretty sure that was a perfect movie? Or damn close
Is Lamb Chop a Christ-like figure? In this essay I will (1/283)
December 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Is Lamb Chop a Christ-like figure? In this essay I will (1/283)
The fact that this is even being considered is such a brutal condemnation of where we are as a country
The Supreme Court will ultimately decide whether to uphold the longstanding principle that grants citizenship to the children of non-citizens born in the U.S., following a legal challenge by the Trump administration. n.pr/48E1oko
Supreme Court agrees to hear arguments in birthright citizenship challenge
The Supreme Court will ultimately decide whether to uphold the longstanding principle that grants citizenship to the children of non-citizens born in the U.S., following a legal challenge by the Trump administration.
n.pr
December 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The fact that this is even being considered is such a brutal condemnation of where we are as a country
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Trump's dementia has grown so extreme that a select group of advisors are now running the country without his input. To find who those advisors are and what their plans are, buy my new book, which will appear in March 2029.
December 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Trump's dementia has grown so extreme that a select group of advisors are now running the country without his input. To find who those advisors are and what their plans are, buy my new book, which will appear in March 2029.
“And then Mary and Joseph got a diversified stock portfolio geared toward steady interest gains to set up a healthy retirement. Before long he would establish a carpentry conglomerate that serviced all of Galilee and crushed all competitors. It was the true Christmas miracle”
Folks you may have been baffled by the “Kevin Costner presents the first Christmas” ad you just saw on ABC
And I am here to make it worse by sharing with you the official poster for this blessed event
And I am here to make it worse by sharing with you the official poster for this blessed event
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
“And then Mary and Joseph got a diversified stock portfolio geared toward steady interest gains to set up a healthy retirement. Before long he would establish a carpentry conglomerate that serviced all of Galilee and crushed all competitors. It was the true Christmas miracle”
I have distinct memories as a child of going to a restaurant in the 90s and being given a Game Boy to play in the lobby while we waited to be seated. For years all I wanted was to go back there, because that was about the coolest thing I could think of at the time lol
I didn't realize until recently that the original Game Boy came out in 1989 and wasn't succeeded by the Game Boy Color until goddamn 1998. That's roughly nine years of black and white portable gaming being the de facto standard!
And I thought the 3DS lasted too long.
And I thought the 3DS lasted too long.
December 6, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I have distinct memories as a child of going to a restaurant in the 90s and being given a Game Boy to play in the lobby while we waited to be seated. For years all I wanted was to go back there, because that was about the coolest thing I could think of at the time lol
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December 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM