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I'm bad. I'm nationwide. Go Dawgs.
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Now: Bruce Springsteen sings “Streets of Minneapolis” in Minneapolis
January 30, 2026 at 8:07 PM
There’s literally no one who didn’t like Catherine O’Hara and if there is I don’t want to meet them.
January 30, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Who else am I going to see at the Georgia Theatre?
January 30, 2026 at 3:32 PM
What’s great about living in Brookhaven is you’ll be driving home from STEAM night at your kid’s school and a damn deer will run into the side of your car at top speed.
January 30, 2026 at 12:53 AM
They’re having a country music fest at Truist Park and apparently there’s a country guy just named Ernest and goddamn do I miss Jim Varney.
January 29, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Their birthdays are two days apart, so we’re doing a split family party for my son and his grandfather. Bet my dad wasn’t anticipating having Gabby, Minions, and Bluey on his 86th birthday cake.
January 29, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Wife was super sick over the holidays. Son got it for a few days two weeks ago. Daughter currently on the down slope of the flu. I got through it all without catching anything. The chills I’m feeling are telling me my luck may have run out.
January 29, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I realize this is way down on the list of problems in the world, but hoo boy does it suck to start the coffee, go back upstairs and get ready, then come back and find out your coffee maker has shuffled off this mortal coil.
January 28, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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Your father is choking your brother. What do you do?

Well, if your father is choking your brother, it is necessary to stop your father. You'd probably stop trusting somebody who said it wasn't necessary; anyway, I'd hope so.

There are a lot of ways to stop your father.
January 28, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Atlanta, I have bad news about a retired beloved weatherman.
January 28, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Watched Gabby’s Dollhouse: The Movie and found out I’ve been singing the “Pinch on my left, pinch on my right” jingle wrong all these years. Felt like Palminteri at the end of The Usual Suspects.
January 27, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 6:06 PM
“Your daughter has qualified for the gifted program.” YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT SHE HAS.
January 26, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Wife is using the storm as an opportunity for us to do a bunch of cleaning and organization that we desperately needed to do because she is an inhuman monster.
January 25, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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Our country was founded on resistance to a tyrant.
Attorney General Pam Bondi: "Our country was founded on law enforcement"
Bondi: "It's extremely organized. The signs they have are all matching, they're well written. And look at what's happening today. How did these people go out & get gas masks? These protesters. Would you know how to walk out on the street and buy a gas mask? Think about that. We're not gonna have it"
January 25, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Wife is on the verge of throwing up watching this but also doesn’t want me to change it.
If you need a relaxing break from the news and the weather, a guy is free solo climbing a skyscraper on Netflix.
January 25, 2026 at 2:03 AM
School already cancelled for Monday, Dekalb.
January 23, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Atlanta Dads: Isbell at the Alpharetta amphitheater April 28th with Tedeschi Trucks Band opening. Let’s ride.
January 23, 2026 at 3:04 PM
There’s nothing more infuriating when you’re having a quiet morning at work than someone asking you to do something well within your job description.
January 22, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Sugar is playing Athens for their reunion tour on a football bye weekend. Time to show those kids how we did it in the 90’s. *hurts back, drinks tea*
January 21, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Atlanta temperature report: Christ almighty.
January 21, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Summer camps on sale this morning. Like concert on-sales but with impossible stakes. Which bad as hell sumbitch got his daughter into K Pop Demon Hunters theater camp? THIS GUY.
January 20, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Thanks for letting me go to bed before 11:30, Beck.
January 20, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Grabbed one of these at Publix. Anyone tried it? I’ll let you know in six hours otherwise. Yes, I realize this is potentially blasphemous.
January 19, 2026 at 2:49 PM
The thing about having kids later in life means I will be spending my 49th birthday next month at a Great Wolf Lodge-like indoor water park hotel due to daughter’s winter school break.
January 18, 2026 at 6:58 PM