Do I know you?

I was adamant from the very beginning that Epic's apparent support for open ecosystems was a lie and that these lawsuits were just a ploy for EGS to be able to sit within Google and Apple's walled gardens.

I was right.

What a waste of time.

Does seem to be run by fuckin' morons, however.

Well met!;Very friendly hello

signing up to the next big social media craze: the same thing as before except it isn't owned by nazis (yet)

Got a warning from Reddit for telling a Nazi saying a bunch of Nazi shit to fuck off. The Nazi post espousing a bunch of great replacement theory shit is still up, of course.

Please, not now. I just want to be by myself for a bit.

An event. A movement. An apocalypse of sorts. Happens every era, at the end of every era. Which is to say, now.

Oh great Gaben, may your blessed angels roll their holy desks together and bring about the birth our saviour, Lord Deckard so you may bear witness to virtual heaven. Amen.

It's so unfair that my Dick Puncher 10 machine is no longer getting software updates and that I need to buy the new Dick Puncher 11 hardware to continue using it. It should be illegal

Anyone recommending a machine that doesn't punch me in the dick gets blocked.

looked back at the cohost comedy corner thread in my discord and was immediately greeted with this gem

Hey remember when whole lot of people, including many relatively high profile game developers from AAA studios, dogpiled on Palworld and it's developer for using AI to generate it's characters as well as accusing them for plagiarizing Pokemon assets?

"it is only computer and I am beautiful person" is something we should all keep in mind

signing up to the next big social media craze: the same thing as before except it isn't owned by nazis (yet)