Friendly Neighborhood Murdercat
@shanzival.bsky.social
Contributing to the spread of catpics online. Occasional bad takes on politics and whatnot and silly spelling mistakes.
Definitely not some kind of cat. Probably. Maybe.
Note: SFW account. Won't like/comment/repost NSFW, but some I follow might.
Definitely not some kind of cat. Probably. Maybe.
Note: SFW account. Won't like/comment/repost NSFW, but some I follow might.
Most of them only get one STI, but Promiscuous Dave gets 10,000, skewing the average.
February 14, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Most of them only get one STI, but Promiscuous Dave gets 10,000, skewing the average.
I've heard she's a bit of a weird one.
February 13, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I've heard she's a bit of a weird one.
If you're yelling at a current democratic member of Congress for not disbanding ICE/DHS right now, then you're not a person that should be taken seriously.
You might as well demand that they give you a unicorn and make time flow in reverse as well.
You might as well demand that they give you a unicorn and make time flow in reverse as well.
February 13, 2026 at 8:16 PM
If you're yelling at a current democratic member of Congress for not disbanding ICE/DHS right now, then you're not a person that should be taken seriously.
You might as well demand that they give you a unicorn and make time flow in reverse as well.
You might as well demand that they give you a unicorn and make time flow in reverse as well.
If something happened, but I refused to acknowledge it, then did it really happen?
February 13, 2026 at 7:20 PM
If something happened, but I refused to acknowledge it, then did it really happen?
It's mimicking without understanding. It's more obvious when these algorithms are trying to mathematically predict the answer to something that you actually know about that they're just infinite monkey simulators.
They're only correct because people have been correct in the past.
They're only correct because people have been correct in the past.
February 13, 2026 at 6:54 PM
It's mimicking without understanding. It's more obvious when these algorithms are trying to mathematically predict the answer to something that you actually know about that they're just infinite monkey simulators.
They're only correct because people have been correct in the past.
They're only correct because people have been correct in the past.
It's always Claude too, isn't it?
Code is the easiest thing for these algorithms to fake competence for because there's generally only going to be correct code online and there isn't much variation in how to do certain things, but that still doesn't prevent it from being buggy.
Code is the easiest thing for these algorithms to fake competence for because there's generally only going to be correct code online and there isn't much variation in how to do certain things, but that still doesn't prevent it from being buggy.
February 13, 2026 at 3:49 PM
It's always Claude too, isn't it?
Code is the easiest thing for these algorithms to fake competence for because there's generally only going to be correct code online and there isn't much variation in how to do certain things, but that still doesn't prevent it from being buggy.
Code is the easiest thing for these algorithms to fake competence for because there's generally only going to be correct code online and there isn't much variation in how to do certain things, but that still doesn't prevent it from being buggy.
Only the best people
February 13, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Only the best people
The drinking age is indirectly enforced federally as in the past when a state either made noise about lowering the age or actually did it federal funds for road and highway projects were withheld.
February 13, 2026 at 1:59 PM
The drinking age is indirectly enforced federally as in the past when a state either made noise about lowering the age or actually did it federal funds for road and highway projects were withheld.
Were they concerned that they were losing the antisemitic demographic?
February 13, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Were they concerned that they were losing the antisemitic demographic?
"To Serve Human"
February 13, 2026 at 1:49 PM
"To Serve Human"
He'll be reaping those returns in heaven!
February 12, 2026 at 11:43 PM
He'll be reaping those returns in heaven!
They're catering to the vacationing dingos.
February 12, 2026 at 11:35 PM
They're catering to the vacationing dingos.
The latter helps to explain the former in ways other than what he intends.
February 12, 2026 at 11:33 PM
The latter helps to explain the former in ways other than what he intends.
That's a high-quality indignant stare there. How dare you not provide immediate pets and/or scritches.
February 12, 2026 at 11:31 PM
That's a high-quality indignant stare there. How dare you not provide immediate pets and/or scritches.
Despots don't want there to be an After Them. A narcissistic asshole like Trump is going to be even worse.
February 12, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Despots don't want there to be an After Them. A narcissistic asshole like Trump is going to be even worse.
When you're making Captain Planet villains look normal
February 12, 2026 at 6:52 PM
When you're making Captain Planet villains look normal
Reposted by Friendly Neighborhood Murdercat
After nearly 9 decades of tracking presidential approval ratings, Gallup has decided to end their poll measuring following threats from the orange felon after showing his historically low approval ratings.
This is what cowardice and bending the knee to a tyrant looks like.
This is what cowardice and bending the knee to a tyrant looks like.
February 11, 2026 at 9:38 PM
After nearly 9 decades of tracking presidential approval ratings, Gallup has decided to end their poll measuring following threats from the orange felon after showing his historically low approval ratings.
This is what cowardice and bending the knee to a tyrant looks like.
This is what cowardice and bending the knee to a tyrant looks like.
It can't be a riot, there's no riot police there to create a riot!
February 12, 2026 at 4:53 AM
It can't be a riot, there's no riot police there to create a riot!
Their petty maliciousness is only exceeded by their gross incompetence
February 12, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Their petty maliciousness is only exceeded by their gross incompetence
Funny "Ha Ha" *and* Funny "Oh No"
February 11, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Funny "Ha Ha" *and* Funny "Oh No"
Collusion via silence.
February 11, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Collusion via silence.
Too many people saw this and thought it was a good idea.
February 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Too many people saw this and thought it was a good idea.
Obviously she was protecting them by being incredibly incompetent
February 11, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Obviously she was protecting them by being incredibly incompetent
As always, the "Derrangement Syndrome" is pure projection
February 11, 2026 at 7:02 PM
As always, the "Derrangement Syndrome" is pure projection
Been thinking about getting that game
February 11, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Been thinking about getting that game