Friendly Neighborhood Murdercat
shanzival.bsky.social
Friendly Neighborhood Murdercat
@shanzival.bsky.social
Contributing to the spread of catpics online. Occasional bad takes on politics and whatnot and silly spelling mistakes.
Definitely not some kind of cat. Probably. Maybe.

Note: SFW account. Won't like/comment/repost NSFW, but some I follow might.
If you're yelling at a current democratic member of Congress for not disbanding ICE/DHS right now, then you're not a person that should be taken seriously.

You might as well demand that they give you a unicorn and make time flow in reverse as well.
February 13, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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After nearly 9 decades of tracking presidential approval ratings, Gallup has decided to end their poll measuring following threats from the orange felon after showing his historically low approval ratings.

This is what cowardice and bending the knee to a tyrant looks like.
February 11, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
*repeatedly does the confused cat head tilt*
February 9, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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🍤🐾💕
February 8, 2026 at 12:55 PM
A pair of handsome boys. #cats
February 7, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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Zelenogorsk the Pallas cat passed away today 💔
He was famous for putting his paws on his tail to keep them warm. He was a major figure and ambassador for this endangered feline species. He lived his life comfortably in a Siberian zoo. Here's a nice video of him www.youtube.com/shorts/jKLi1...
#manul
February 4, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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I've never seen an interview with Altman where he didn't come across as three lizard men in a human suit whose prompter earpice just died and they suddenly have to improvise.
February 3, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Your latest reminder that bullies are usually cowards.
These guys two months ago: ha ha I hope there's a civil war we'll make those LIBERAL BITCHES cry for mercy

These guys now: waaaaaa they're using whistles it's not FAIR waaaaa

(You can get free community safety whistles, quantity 100 to 1000, from here:

linktr.ee/3Dwhistles

)
Right-wing media figures are furious at activists for using whistles during ICE activity
Right-wing media figures are lashing out at community members in Minnesota for using whistles to alert others of federal immigration enforcement in the area, asserting that whistles should be “conside...
www.mediamatters.org
February 3, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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Once again, begging liberals to remove “distraction” from their lexicon.

None of what the Trump administration does is a distraction from anything. It’s just a chaotic evil administration that constantly does bad shit.
January 30, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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Terrorist attack in Minnesota:

A Trump Zio MAGA attacked US Rep. Ilhan Omar ( @IlhanMN ), the terrorist sprayed her with an unknown substance and was quickly taken down by security. The terrorist timed the attack at the mention of Trump’s ICE paramilitary force. #3E #GoodVsEvil
January 28, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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Top House Democrats on Tuesday told Donald Trump to fire Kristi Noem or they would launch impeachment proceedings against the homeland security secretary, in response to the weekend killing of Alex Pretti in Minneapolis.
Top Democrats tell Trump: either fire Kristi Noem or we will impeach her
Trump defends homeland security secretary but Hakeem Jeffries says: ‘We can do this the easy way or the hard way’
www.theguardian.com
January 27, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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Here's the thing, Greg — free speech is still protected by the First Amendment under the Constitution.

If you want folks to stop saying you're the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people, maybe stop acting like the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people.
Bovino: "When politicians, community leaders, & some journalists engage in that heated rhetoric we keep talking about, when they make the choice to vilify law enforcement calling law enforcement 'Gestapo' or using the term 'kidnapping,' that is a choice & there are actions & consequences."
January 26, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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My old college classmate, a part-time TikTok influencer, just openly wondered on Instagram whether something's wrong with her TikTok algorithm.

TikTok's sale to the Ellisons has been finalized. The best time to delete the app from your phones was yesterday; the second-best time to do it is now.
This morning, I recorded a video on TikTok about why DHS’s arguments for the power to enter homes without judicial warrants in immigration cases are bunk.

Nine hours later, TikTok still says my video is “under review,” and can’t be shared.

Well, here’s a link:

georgetown.box.com/v/Vladeck-IC...
January 26, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.
January 25, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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hey everybody lifelong tech expert here

> "system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility

that's not how anything works they're lying and destroying evidence hope that helps
And what is happening inside ICE detention centers? 404 Media also learned that the federal government claimed that the day after it was sued for allegedly abusing detainees at an ICE detention center, a “system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility.
ICE Says Critical Evidence In Abuse Case Was Lost In 'System Crash' a Day After It Was Sued
The government also said "we don't have resources" to retain all footage and that plaintiffs could supply "endless hard drives that we could save things to."
www.404media.co
January 25, 2026 at 5:26 PM
The banality of evil.
I remain absolutely furious that all this shit in Minneapolis started because a barely-literate homeschooled mormon made a video trying to run up in daycare centers trying to find people of Somalian descent doing fraud despite the ringleader (a white woman) being in jail since March. Demonic.
January 25, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Gift link in the comments.

Reminded of all those times people dismissed the "blink and you miss it" alt-right signaling.

Even the "fake" signals become real because they're just that terrible (and think they're so much smarter than everyone else)
January 23, 2026 at 8:13 AM
The mythos continues unabated, fueled by a rather simplistic and surface level understanding of history, no doubt supported by people who work backward from the conclusion that everything is the fault of the Democrats.
January 23, 2026 at 12:16 AM
He was totally helping with the changing of the sheets. #cats
January 22, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Coming Soon: ICE evicts people from their homes in order to quarter ICE agents inside.
January 21, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Tron: Ares:

Not great, not terrible, but the sequence which features "I Know You Can Feel It" was a fantastic blend of music, pacing, and visuals.
January 21, 2026 at 3:52 AM
When you're too racist for the NYPD.
Brooklyn Park police chief Mark Bruley: "We're hearing people being stopped with no cause & being demanded to show paperwork to determine if they're here legally. We started hearing from our police officers the same complaints. Every one of these individuals is a person of color... it has to stop"
January 20, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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If anyone was still pretending this isn’t just about excluding trans kids from public life, the Trump administration just opened a Title IX investigation into a Maine school district because a trans student is on a *co-ed* cheerleading squad.
​Newport co-ed cheerleading team is at center of Trump transgender athlete crackdown​Trump admin focuses on swimming, cheerleading in Maine transgender athlete probes
The U.S. Department of Education announced a slew of Title IX-related investigations this week that include 2 school districts in Maine.
www.pressherald.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:09 AM