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Shana
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Packers | Phils | Paralegal | Cat mom 😻 | Temple Alum | I swear a lot. | she/her
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In honor of my upcoming deletion, behold, my only hit tweet.
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January 18, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Can I talk shit about Brady if I’m going to apply for a job with the NFL?
January 18, 2026 at 3:40 AM
We do not claim Jimmy Fallon, btw.
January 18, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Why am I thinking “oh look, this dickhead is on Fallon”
January 18, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Ever since the titanic. I’m dead. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
January 18, 2026 at 3:30 AM
“Idk if I’d do a cruise after seeing Poop Cruise”
“I don’t want to do a cruise ever since the titanic”
January 18, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Kristi Noem can suck my dick.
BREAKING: Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has said US citizens should be prepared to show proof of citizenship.

#stocks #options #finance #trading
January 18, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Lamb birria ramen, y’all. I’m moving to NYC.
January 18, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Poor bills.
January 18, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I spent $70 on art books and a magnet 😳
January 17, 2026 at 8:08 PM
At MoMA thinking of @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online every time I see an art dumptruck. 😩
January 17, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Man, I love art.
January 17, 2026 at 5:46 PM
PHILADELPHIA SUBURBS MENTIONED.
January 17, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Uh oh. I’m getting those “I could live here” thoughts again
January 17, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Should’ve just stopped at the Popeyes honestly. My food is currently just sitting at the restaurant because they’re waiting for a driver to come get it. Grubhub blows.
January 17, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Brb going to grab my Viagra empanadas.
January 17, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Woman behind me on the train is from England. Was discussing that she’d been watching Philly sports during her stay. “I watched the Sixers and they lost. Then I watched hockey and they lost.” I turned around and told her “as a fan, I’m going to respectfully request you never watch them again.”
January 17, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Police activity before Trenton can’t wait to see how long we’re going to be sitting here.
January 17, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Okay fine I’ll add “Fuck PPA” to my “Fuck ICE” sign.
Demand that the Philadelphia Parking Authority (PPA) cut its ties to ICE
January 17, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Wanted a snack before my train since I won’t be able to eat until after I get to my hotel. I miss real food places at 30th street.
I just ate an almond croissant that’s definitely been sitting under a heat lap all day. So bad.
January 16, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Gary Bettman watches Heated rivalry?
January 16, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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After lying about this baby they gassed and almost killed in their own neighborhood, DHS deleted their post
January 16, 2026 at 7:17 PM
You can own a home or you can retire BUT YOU CANNOT HAVE BOTH!
January 16, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Didn't her fucking boss just point his middle finger at someone?
Leavitt complains that protesters are pointing their middle fingers at ICE vehicles
January 16, 2026 at 6:42 PM
God damn it, Phillies.
January 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM