Shana
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Today’s update: eating like an infant (applesauce for breakfast, yogurt with mashed banana for lunch). Took a nap without my CPAP, woke up snoring, convinced I gave myself dry socket. 🤣
Pain is at a 1. Idk why I was so anxious about this.
Pain is at a 1. Idk why I was so anxious about this.
November 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Today’s update: eating like an infant (applesauce for breakfast, yogurt with mashed banana for lunch). Took a nap without my CPAP, woke up snoring, convinced I gave myself dry socket. 🤣
Pain is at a 1. Idk why I was so anxious about this.
Pain is at a 1. Idk why I was so anxious about this.
It’s gonna take me 20 damn minutes to eat a yogurt I hate this
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
It’s gonna take me 20 damn minutes to eat a yogurt I hate this
Let’s get these damn teeth out. 🫡
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Let’s get these damn teeth out. 🫡
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November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Yayyyyyyyyyy! I can finally watch the Union!
BREAKING: MLS will come out from behind the separate MLS Season Pass subscription beginning in 2026, per sources.
All games will be available on the Apple TV streaming service.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
All games will be available on the Apple TV streaming service.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
MLS, Apple TV to bring games outside of extra paywall in 2026: Sources
Beginning next season, MLS games will be even more accessible via Apple TV
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November 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Yayyyyyyyyyy! I can finally watch the Union!
Move over Nancy, we’ve got a new throat goat in town.
And he’s also blowing presidents.
And he’s also blowing presidents.
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Move over Nancy, we’ve got a new throat goat in town.
And he’s also blowing presidents.
And he’s also blowing presidents.
Yep, there are differences between 15 year old kids and 5 year old kids.
It's still rape. They are both children.
It's still rape. They are both children.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Yep, there are differences between 15 year old kids and 5 year old kids.
It's still rape. They are both children.
It's still rape. They are both children.
I do not know why I'm so nervous for my wisdom teeth extraction.
I mean, I guess it's because I've never had any kind of medical procedure aside from a regular tooth extraction when I was in high school. But then I had my parents to take care of me. What do I have now? Monty? Sophie?
I mean, I guess it's because I've never had any kind of medical procedure aside from a regular tooth extraction when I was in high school. But then I had my parents to take care of me. What do I have now? Monty? Sophie?
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I do not know why I'm so nervous for my wisdom teeth extraction.
I mean, I guess it's because I've never had any kind of medical procedure aside from a regular tooth extraction when I was in high school. But then I had my parents to take care of me. What do I have now? Monty? Sophie?
I mean, I guess it's because I've never had any kind of medical procedure aside from a regular tooth extraction when I was in high school. But then I had my parents to take care of me. What do I have now? Monty? Sophie?
Idk man, I had a pretty bad hangover headache Sunday, and it knocked that shit out with a quickness.
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Idk man, I had a pretty bad hangover headache Sunday, and it knocked that shit out with a quickness.
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
“Hey chatGPT, how do I write an email to my pedophile friend without incriminating him as a pedophile?”
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
“Hey chatGPT, how do I write an email to my pedophile friend without incriminating him as a pedophile?”
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Trump is so interconnected with so many strains of international crimes and bribes (most of which we knew already, but alas), it is not a radical idea for an opposition party to run on Full Reversal: Everything he did undone, judicial picks fired, pardons revoked. How can any of it be trusted?
The Kremlin disguised a nearly $100 mn payment to Trump in the form of a brokered real estate deal... and both Jeffrey Epstein and William Pulte were involved in the deal. That's very interesting.
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Trump is so interconnected with so many strains of international crimes and bribes (most of which we knew already, but alas), it is not a radical idea for an opposition party to run on Full Reversal: Everything he did undone, judicial picks fired, pardons revoked. How can any of it be trusted?
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November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
RIP King.
The American penny died on Wednesday in Philadelphia. It was 232. The cause was irrelevance and expensiveness, the Treasury Department said. Nothing could be bought any more with a penny, as the cost to mint the penny had risen to more than 3 cents. nyti.ms/48bFd5K
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
RIP King.
I listened to S Club Party this morning and now I have S Club Party stuck in my head.
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I listened to S Club Party this morning and now I have S Club Party stuck in my head.
Ew I just saw a post from an account I follow on IG talking about how to lose 20 pounds before new years. Instant I follow. FOH with that
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Ew I just saw a post from an account I follow on IG talking about how to lose 20 pounds before new years. Instant I follow. FOH with that
They shared literal emails. How is that misleading?
Mike Johnson is really committed to covering up for Trump and Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
They shared literal emails. How is that misleading?
My dad just sent us a photo of his little league team from 48 years ago. I have a hard enough time thinking about how I was 12 years old. I really can't fathom him being that young.
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
My dad just sent us a photo of his little league team from 48 years ago. I have a hard enough time thinking about how I was 12 years old. I really can't fathom him being that young.
I swear to god if they lose to the giants on Sunday I might jump into the Schuylkill.
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I swear to god if they lose to the giants on Sunday I might jump into the Schuylkill.
The salads are $16 and the portions have gotten smaller.
Why Americans are giving up on Sweetgreen
Why Americans are giving up on Sweetgreen
The fast-casual chain Sweetgreen's struggles are worsening.
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November 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The salads are $16 and the portions have gotten smaller.
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Just now seeing LaFleur’s comment about how he doesn’t “talk to kickers.”
Important part of the team, and you just “don’t talk to [them]”?
It’s giving arrogant asshole.
Important part of the team, and you just “don’t talk to [them]”?
It’s giving arrogant asshole.
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Just now seeing LaFleur’s comment about how he doesn’t “talk to kickers.”
Important part of the team, and you just “don’t talk to [them]”?
It’s giving arrogant asshole.
Important part of the team, and you just “don’t talk to [them]”?
It’s giving arrogant asshole.
Living in the middle of a city:
tfw when I'm not allowed to see the aurora borealis
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Living in the middle of a city:
MAAAAAAAAAA
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
MAAAAAAAAAA
They’re about to keep it 100 on the land, the sea, the sky.
Venezuela President Nicolás Maduro: “I ordered the militarisation of the entire country starting at 4pm by land, sea, and air.”
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
They’re about to keep it 100 on the land, the sea, the sky.