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Shana
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Packers | Phils | Paralegal | Cat mom 😻 | Temple Alum | I swear a lot. | she/her
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In honor of my upcoming deletion, behold, my only hit tweet.
I’d send a text to my Giants fan friend gloating, but I feel like he’s suffered enough this season.
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa
November 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
🇮🇪
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
HELL YEAH. #gopackgo
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Yeahhhhhhh
November 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
!!!!!!!!!!! LFG
November 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I would have been furious if there’d been another dropped pass.
November 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
“Mom, all I want is a slice of pizza” “oh, you can have it tomorrow.” No. I cannot.
November 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
That’s the five hole, Tom.
DJ Moore caught the ball between his knees prompting Tom Brady to use the phrase "squirts through the zero hole"
November 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
HELL YEAH
November 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Does MLF talk to his running backs or is he going to bring Jacobs in anyway?
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Oh for the love of god.
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Monty is really good at wanting to cuddle right when I need to take my meds
November 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
JESUS.
November 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
“The jameis whatever” it’s a fucking QB sneak.
November 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I can’t wait until I can eat pizza again.
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
He didn’t step out.
November 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Letting the giants march down the field like this is embarrassing
November 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My face hurts.
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
THANKS OURA. I wasn’t aware.
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I’m going to choose to believe that trump sucked Clinton’s dick, and nothing anyone can tell me will get me to believe otherwise.
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Today’s update: eating like an infant (applesauce for breakfast, yogurt with mashed banana for lunch). Took a nap without my CPAP, woke up snoring, convinced I gave myself dry socket. 🤣

Pain is at a 1. Idk why I was so anxious about this.
November 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It’s gonna take me 20 damn minutes to eat a yogurt I hate this
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Let’s get these damn teeth out. 🫡
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM