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Shady 😈 🔜 MAL
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26, Spanko, He/Him, Pan 🏳️‍🌈. A silly guy who loves to write and #spanking, so he decided to combine the two! Mental Health Advocate. Let's be friends!
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To add more onto this lovely butterfly app, Implement thread time! Wanna give some attention to my tools, some fun backstories and reactions to them, and overall to show them off cuz I love what I have so far and hope to keep growing my arsenal~

#spanking #implements
#spanko
An ER trip was nooooooot on my bingo card today but I guess it is what it is 🤷🏽‍♀️

Also im okay (I think?), just dealing with a pretty painful sinus infection.
November 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Our community writers work their BUTTS off for not nearly as much engagement and it doesn't feel fair given that they're pillars of the community who have been here longer than a vast majority of the illustrators have.

Don't forget to support our community writers this Spanksgiving, and beyond!!
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Just had this scammer in my inbox. Do not accept the chat invite-- report & block.

Stay safe, spankos! ✨🍑💪🔥
Head's up there is a Bluesky ban scam going around. This account just joined 40 mins ago and send me this DM.

DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.

Bluesky would NEVER send a DM like this and make you scared. This would come through email and would have a more professional email than this.

Stay safe!
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
There's something very nice going out with your sub after lighting their bottom up. The small winces as their pants and undies brush up against their sore tush, gingerly sitting down, that remaining blush on their face as memories of earlier flood their head.

"What's the matter, little one?" 🤭😈
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Luke warm take: Wedgie play is part of sadomasochism.
1. It’s dom/sub
2. Giving and receiving (mild) pain
3. Fantasy/ role-play is involved
4. Humiliation
5. Includes fetish (briefs)
6. Acting out a ritual
March 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Something a little spicier as a thank you for over 100 followers! Thank you for sharing in something we all enjoy so much. Hope to see some of you out there in the next year!

In Swollen Butts We Trust! 🍑🔥👋🏓
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Chilly rain outside, toasty buns on the inside. I know which one I prefer 😜 #gayspanking
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Gonna update my implement thread today, but wanted to post an updated implement pic! Its crazy how big my goodies have gotten over the course of a year, and the way its going im probably going to have to update this pic again soon 😅😋
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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I don't talk about it often...but I have struggled with major bouts of depression most of my life. I have sought help and it has saved my life. Don't be afraid or ashamed to ask for help if you are struggling. You deserve to be happy and there are GREAT professionals out there who can help. ❤️💪
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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This message brought to you by a friend having body image issues because one again some ass hat told him a “good boy” should be shaved.

Fuck. Off. If I catch you saying something like that to someone in I will read you such a fucking riot act your ancestors will feel it.

Knock. It. Off.
It’s okay to not like body hair. That’s fine.

But saying its weird, or gross, or unattractive or shaming people for not shaving?

That’s not cool. That’s not nice.

And above all, that’s not something you do to other people in a community where we are suppose to support and build each other up.
November 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Union suits... cozy & perfect for spankings 😋
November 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
To step aside from my usually silliness, I wanted to remind everyone to be kind. We're going into the holiday season, a time that is notoriously difficult for many people mentally. And the way this year has been rolling, will probably be even harder. So please, show kindness wherever you go, 1/?
November 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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You can’t pour from an empty cup.
Rest isn’t giving up: it’s refuelling.
When you start snapping, zoning out, or losing joy, that’s your body whispering: “I’m empty"

Refill yourself before you run dry. You matter too.

#pawsitivity #humanpup #humanpuppy #StressAwarenessWeek
November 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Nerds are so important for bros bonding! Giving a massive wedgie to a dweeb will bring you so much closer to your buds.

Hi, it’s me nerd. Feel free to use me as a bonding activity anytime haha. 🤓✨💛

#wedgieart #nsfw
June 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Dad Tip: In situations where you are going home angry and know you are going to give your son a spanking (for instance getting a call at work), decide beforehand what the punishment will be and try to stick to it. You can always make adjustments in the moment, but planning keeps feelings in check.
November 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
11 months later and the size has nearly doubled lol need to update this thread soon!
To add more onto this lovely butterfly app, Implement thread time! Wanna give some attention to my tools, some fun backstories and reactions to them, and overall to show them off cuz I love what I have so far and hope to keep growing my arsenal~

#spanking #implements
#spanko
November 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Daddy’s: It’s important to have a bedtime inspection for your son after a spanking. This gives you the opportunity to make sure his bottom is still appropriate red and sore, and take care of any bruises or marks. Apply lotion or a “behind reminder” at this time as needed.
November 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Saw a video earlier and I now desperately want to use a cute wedgie nerd for a gym workout. Any takers? 👀
November 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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I needed some wedgie training this weekend and who better than to try it with than these absolute cuties! Don't worry, I was nice 😇😈

@dreamybap.bsky.social @trekkiebear.wedgiehaven.com
October 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Unclench your jaw.

Relax your brow.

Go get a drink of water.

See if you've taken your meds

Eat something.

Doesn't matter what you look like right now, i think you look amazing.

Because you do.

You're a wonderful person.

And have this. 🫂🖤 you did great today. You made it through
November 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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It's so cute watching a boy cling to his little undies as they're being pulled down. A final line of defense to save their dignity and bottom. Whining and giving you that pleading look of mercy. So cute to watch them try~ 🥰😈
October 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
A message to the little ones post-Halloween:

Just because you got a bunch of candy last night doesn't mean you dont have to eat food or drink water first, little man. Sweets come second~☺️
November 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Wrapping up #underSCARE2025 with a smile on the 31st!
Thanks everyone who followed along, Hope it was a very happy halloween for you all!
November 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Join us as returning guest, JoJoShenanigans our kink-affirming therapist, gives some pointers on managing the horrors that come from missing out, managing your feelings, navigating jealousy, and finding ways to maybe be included more in the future. www.spankopodcast.com/episodes/
October 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Happy Halloween, lovelies! Posted a new story on AO3 today to properly celebrate, give it a read if you can and see what happens when a cute brat "helps" with the last decorations at a Halloween party. I promise, you won't regret it 😈

archiveofourown.org/works/73426696
Last Minute Decorations! - ShadySpanko - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
October 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM