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Shady 😈 🔜 MAL
@shadyspanko.bsky.social
26, Spanko, He/Him, Pan 🏳️‍🌈. A silly guy who loves to write and #spanking, so he decided to combine the two! Mental Health Advocate. Let's be friends!
This is my surprised face 😐 lol
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
And last (for now at least lol) is Miss Bad Ass! A black and yellow strap gifted to many of us who attended BAW! She covers a good amount of area and is good for building up. Leaves lovely marks as well, another one i can't wait to use more!
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This is Mister Blister! A tiger wood cane i won at BAW this year! His name was Crack, but we had to change it for a very funny reason I can tell yall later 🤣 Anywho, he's thicker and longer than Swoosh, and definitely does its job well 😈 Can't wait to use him more.
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is Magic Wand! A delrin whip cane. This was actually the second implement I ever bought, but I gave it to my partner to keep. Four years later, she wasn't a fan of it and gave it back to me 😂 Magic Wand has some bite to it, and is very handy to use while a sub is otk! Expect lots of squirming~
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This is Onyx! An acrylic tearjerker paddle my lovely partner bought for me on my birthday! I love you, lovebug 🥰 She's very mean, holes helping with for that swift POP! it leaves on a bottom and a very cute reaction by the sub! Got a few tears the first time I used her too at a party 😈
November 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This is Swoosh! 🤭 Yes ik, very silly lol A bamboo cane from Etsy I bought after growing more and more interested in caning and wanted to get better at it! And practice makes perfect. She's been described as a thuddy-sting and leaves such lovely lines on a booty (or thighs 😈)
November 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This is Mr. Bad Ass! A wooden paddle that was gifted to me at the @bawevent.bsky.social MAL parties by Bruce! You should have saw my face when he handed it to me, I was like a kid in a candy store 🤭 Not as big as Lucille but sure as hell packs a mean punch!
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is Waterworks! An acrylic paddle with holes from a local kink shop that has a very funny story. So, when shopping for MAL 2025, I tried to go buy some leather. Turns out, leather is waaaaay more expensive than I thought 😂 I didn't want to go in there for nothing, so I bought this stingy love~
November 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This is Buffy the Brat Tamer! A leather strap, and don't mistake her small size! She covers just enough area to make sure a cute sub's bottom is having a stingy time 😈 Another etsy buy after realizing I had no straps and needing to change that! The sounds she makes me when she connects is so 🤤
November 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This is Bikini Bottom Buster, also known as Triple B! A textured palm-leaf paddle that looks like a flipper from SpongeBob 🤣 My partner had one of her own and I used it and was surprised at how stingy she is despite how she looks! Very light, but mean! Very lovely to use for spanks and sensory play~
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Gonna update my implement thread today, but wanted to post an updated implement pic! Its crazy how big my goodies have gotten over the course of a year, and the way its going im probably going to have to update this pic again soon 😅😋
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Hehe, nice.
October 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
At @bawevent.bsky.social, I was able to get and win two new implements! And you know what that means...new names! So, meet Mister Blister (tiger wood cane) and Miss Bad Ass (strap)!

And yes, to my friends, the implement list has been created 🙄😅
October 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
More from BAW! Got to meet the absolute precious guy that is PeterPann on Whappz! He was such a sweetheart to speak with and had such cute cheeks that i couldn't help warm up multiple times that weekend 😈

Definitely will need to get my hands on him again~
October 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Some more from BAW cause I cant stop thinking about it lol

Got my hands on the cute @birdbrainiv3.bsky.social and was able to introduce him to Bertha and my firehose paddle! The deep impact was veryyy lovely~
October 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
No better way to round off this amazing event then spanking this lovely here who made it so wonderful for me 🥰 @dreamybap.bsky.social

Definitely will be trying to come back next year, this was an amazing experience!
October 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I needed some wedgie training this weekend and who better than to try it with than these absolute cuties! Don't worry, I was nice 😇😈

@dreamybap.bsky.social @trekkiebear.wedgiehaven.com
October 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Day 3 of @BAWevent I made sure to to introduce many of my frirnds to Lucille. @trekkiebear.wedgiehaven.com was one of them 😋
October 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Another from Day 2, got to meet BlondboyRyan today and he's just the sweetest soul around! Especially bratty though, which is why we had to have a conversation~
October 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Dayb2 of @bawevent.bsky.social was amazing! Got to meet and talk with so many new and old friends 🥰 and also play with them too~

My timr with finally meeting the lovely @trekkiebear.wedgiehaven.com last night~
October 17, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Met this cutie today @birdbrainiv3.bsky.social (after teaming up to give someone an atomic wedgie 🤭) and we decided to play together! 11/10, very cute butt would recommend smacking~
October 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
BAW Day 1 was absolutely amazing. As I said to a few friends, it was the longest day ever in the beat way possible! So many spanks given, so many more for today!

And was able other to meet and bully the lovely @dreamybap.bsky.social, who is so lovely and very fun to wedgie snd spank around~
October 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Had to take an updated pic of my implements before BAW came along! I love how much my little collection has grown since MAL~ 🥰😈
October 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Partner didnt want her cane anymore so she gave it to me, which means one more implement joining the fray!

Hmmm, I think I'll call her Thwack~
August 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I was sad cuz some dude was being homophobic to me at work yesterday so I did my nails to feel better. How they look?
July 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM