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There’s one club where Mr. Allen doesn’t mind that they’ll have him as a member
Larry Summers and Woody Allen on (apparently) Epstein's plane. If dude wasn't cooked before... www.cnn.com/2025/12/12/p...
December 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
There’s one club where Mr. Allen doesn’t mind that they’ll have him as a member
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We haven't forgotten.
also a reminder that Dan Goldman voted to censure Rep Tlaib goldman.house.gov/media/press-...
Statement from Congressman Dan Goldman on Vote to Censure Rep. Rashida Tlaib
“The First Amendment protects free speech – including hate speech – for all, including members of Congress. But as elected officials held to the highest integrity, we are bestowed with the public trus...
goldman.house.gov
December 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
We haven't forgotten.
Bad news: Stocks are down
December 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Bad news: Stocks are down
I swear if they cancel my reservation at the Twin Peaks hotel a week and a half from now I will kill God
NEW: President Trump has signed an emergency declaration requested by WA officials for this week's massive flooding, per Gov. Bob Ferguson. Live updates @seattletimes-rss.bsky.social www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
Live: WA flooding prompts Burlington evacuation, Leavenworth power outage while Mount Vernon floodwall holds
Nearly 10,000 Burlington, WA, residents were told to evacuate their homes early Friday as Gages Slough flooded. Here are the latest Washington flood updates.
www.seattletimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I swear if they cancel my reservation at the Twin Peaks hotel a week and a half from now I will kill God
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
What an incredible innovation in the commodification of dead grandma
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
What an incredible innovation in the commodification of dead grandma
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Multiple Countries Boycott Eurovision Over Israel’s Participation
https://theonion.com/multiple-countries-boycott-eurovision-over-israels-participation/
https://theonion.com/multiple-countries-boycott-eurovision-over-israels-participation/
December 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Multiple Countries Boycott Eurovision Over Israel’s Participation
https://theonion.com/multiple-countries-boycott-eurovision-over-israels-participation/
https://theonion.com/multiple-countries-boycott-eurovision-over-israels-participation/
Congrats to Al-Qaeda supporters on the new safe, free and democratic Syria
Syrians have taken to the streets to celebrate the first anniversary of the removal of longtime ruler Bashar al-Assad.
With flags and fireworks, Syrians celebrate one year since fall of al-Assad
Syrians have taken to the streets to celebrate the first anniversary of the removal of longtime ruler Bashar al-Assad.
bit.ly
December 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Congrats to Al-Qaeda supporters on the new safe, free and democratic Syria
I do this before every time I have horrendous diarrhea
December 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I do this before every time I have horrendous diarrhea
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Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
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darie king, e. 4th avenue, hutchinson, kansas, 1979
December 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
darie king, e. 4th avenue, hutchinson, kansas, 1979
You ever use an audiobook to give yourself weird dreams?
December 7, 2025 at 5:30 AM
You ever use an audiobook to give yourself weird dreams?
The alt text on these is a hidden treat
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The alt text on these is a hidden treat
If you’re a fan of the genre of historical weirdos, I highly recommend reading about the life of the historian Josephus
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
If you’re a fan of the genre of historical weirdos, I highly recommend reading about the life of the historian Josephus
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Tarantino’s just lashing out because he can’t hang with his good friend Harvey Weinstein anymore
December 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Tarantino’s just lashing out because he can’t hang with his good friend Harvey Weinstein anymore
When you interact with a genuinely unpleasant person online, it’s always a good idea to look up what other people are saying about that person. Puts things into perspective.
I looked him up to see what you were talking about and he’s saying that Hamas forced Israel into a genocide, the leaders were simultaneously in CGI Bond Villain lairs under hospitals and also completely safe outside the country and everyone who protested for the first year supports Hamas and Putin.
December 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
When you interact with a genuinely unpleasant person online, it’s always a good idea to look up what other people are saying about that person. Puts things into perspective.
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Community Alert: A lot of you follow this eugenicist asshole, who again and again I've seen liking the most heinous anti-trans posts while couching his true genocidal beliefs in centrist electoral advice.
November 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Community Alert: A lot of you follow this eugenicist asshole, who again and again I've seen liking the most heinous anti-trans posts while couching his true genocidal beliefs in centrist electoral advice.
Josephus lets you know that while Herod the Great was dying he had asshole pain and “a putrification of his privy member that produced worms”
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Josephus lets you know that while Herod the Great was dying he had asshole pain and “a putrification of his privy member that produced worms”
Reminding myself to stop arguing on social media that U.S. involvement in Ukraine may not actually be good for regular Ukrainians. It’ll be evident enough soon enough anyway. No point in wasting time arguing over the inevitable.
December 6, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Reminding myself to stop arguing on social media that U.S. involvement in Ukraine may not actually be good for regular Ukrainians. It’ll be evident enough soon enough anyway. No point in wasting time arguing over the inevitable.
There is never a ceasefire with Israel because Israel never ceases firing
Israel is raining bombs on Gaza again, including the Al-Maghazi refugee camp, making a complete ass out of anyone still sincerely claiming there is a “ceasefire”.
December 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
There is never a ceasefire with Israel because Israel never ceases firing
Vince Gilligan must have the best team in showbiz. Every aspect of Pluribus is seamless straight out the gate. Just a great show in every dimension.
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Vince Gilligan must have the best team in showbiz. Every aspect of Pluribus is seamless straight out the gate. Just a great show in every dimension.
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Happy Friday to you guys
December 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Happy Friday to you guys
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BOYCOTT: the least you can do for Gaza.
December 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
BOYCOTT: the least you can do for Gaza.