Hermioneisha Granger
@serieuseblack.bsky.social
35, 💙🤍🕊️, holy roman emperor. I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
Introduce yourself as a Black TV character.
The number of people who have asked me how Quinta nailed my personality so fully is concerning
The number of people who have asked me how Quinta nailed my personality so fully is concerning
December 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Introduce yourself as a Black TV character.
The number of people who have asked me how Quinta nailed my personality so fully is concerning
The number of people who have asked me how Quinta nailed my personality so fully is concerning
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That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about
Season 1 was literally perfect. Peak tv. And then they ruined it by firing all the original writers and the lead actress
Season 1 was literally perfect. Peak tv. And then they ruined it by firing all the original writers and the lead actress
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about
Season 1 was literally perfect. Peak tv. And then they ruined it by firing all the original writers and the lead actress
Season 1 was literally perfect. Peak tv. And then they ruined it by firing all the original writers and the lead actress
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread
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November 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread
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I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.
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Quad City Dj’s x What You Want For Christmas gone turn me up every time
a woman stands in front of a ferris wheel at night with the word shagart visible
ALT: a woman stands in front of a ferris wheel at night with the word shagart visible
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Quad City Dj’s x What You Want For Christmas gone turn me up every time
My storage unit is officially emptyyyy
(yes, i am actually that short)
(yes, i am actually that short)
November 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My storage unit is officially emptyyyy
(yes, i am actually that short)
(yes, i am actually that short)
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I know we are rightfully laughing at the idea of those white men tryna overthrow Haiti. They stood NO chance.
But the plan. The amount of planning. The extensive planning. The recruitment. Pls don’t overlook that.
But the plan. The amount of planning. The extensive planning. The recruitment. Pls don’t overlook that.
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I know we are rightfully laughing at the idea of those white men tryna overthrow Haiti. They stood NO chance.
But the plan. The amount of planning. The extensive planning. The recruitment. Pls don’t overlook that.
But the plan. The amount of planning. The extensive planning. The recruitment. Pls don’t overlook that.
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Calling somebody a ”lie”
What do black people take seriously?
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Calling somebody a ”lie”
Still gagged that I just casually ran into Maneet Chauhan and Stephanie Izard in the street this weekend, while--mind you--they were talking about figuring out "where Marcus is" and I can only assume they meant Marcus Samuelsson.
WHAT EVEN ARE THEIR LIVES
WHAT EVEN ARE THEIR LIVES
November 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Still gagged that I just casually ran into Maneet Chauhan and Stephanie Izard in the street this weekend, while--mind you--they were talking about figuring out "where Marcus is" and I can only assume they meant Marcus Samuelsson.
WHAT EVEN ARE THEIR LIVES
WHAT EVEN ARE THEIR LIVES
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All I want for Christmas, is this entire administration removed from office.
November 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
All I want for Christmas, is this entire administration removed from office.
Bringing your great dane into a gas station is CRAZY work
November 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Bringing your great dane into a gas station is CRAZY work
In Charleston for YALLFest. Chefs Maneet Chauhan and Stephanie Izard just walked by me. I'm dying inside.
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
In Charleston for YALLFest. Chefs Maneet Chauhan and Stephanie Izard just walked by me. I'm dying inside.
True story: our HR director can't tell me and my boss apart, and never tries to say my name out loud anymore because I corrected her publicly.
We're just both short, darkskinned, and wear glasses. That's it.
We're just both short, darkskinned, and wear glasses. That's it.
White people will tell you that you look like another Black person and yall will have literally no similarities but the glasses on your faces. This is the most recent egregious offense. Ex Football player Mike Singletary. Should I go slap them or nah ??
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
True story: our HR director can't tell me and my boss apart, and never tries to say my name out loud anymore because I corrected her publicly.
We're just both short, darkskinned, and wear glasses. That's it.
We're just both short, darkskinned, and wear glasses. That's it.
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i miss u jackie chan adventures...🥲
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
i miss u jackie chan adventures...🥲
I'm just gonna drop my family's soap/self care business here!
www.adams-apoth.com
#smallbusiness #selfcare
www.adams-apoth.com
#smallbusiness #selfcare
Adams Apothecary
www.adams-apoth.com
October 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I'm just gonna drop my family's soap/self care business here!
www.adams-apoth.com
#smallbusiness #selfcare
www.adams-apoth.com
#smallbusiness #selfcare
October 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Poverty in America is a bipartisan policy choice.
News from the Authoritarians Club: the US Treasury has finalised a $20 billion currency swap with Argentina and directly bought Argentine pesos to help stabilise the country’s economy.
October 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Poverty in America is a bipartisan policy choice.
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A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big
October 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big
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I really crack myself THE FUCK up 😂
October 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I really crack myself THE FUCK up 😂
True story, I wanted to be a fashion journalist but I had no idea how to do that or that you could actually major in it in college.
Have you taken a journalism class? Have you wanted to?
September 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
True story, I wanted to be a fashion journalist but I had no idea how to do that or that you could actually major in it in college.
That Maverick City man said no one wants to hear trad gospel anymore and it's too hard to sing
Why would you say that can't nobody on your great big choir sing when you could have just been quiet lmaoooo is he not embarrassed
Why would you say that can't nobody on your great big choir sing when you could have just been quiet lmaoooo is he not embarrassed
September 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
That Maverick City man said no one wants to hear trad gospel anymore and it's too hard to sing
Why would you say that can't nobody on your great big choir sing when you could have just been quiet lmaoooo is he not embarrassed
Why would you say that can't nobody on your great big choir sing when you could have just been quiet lmaoooo is he not embarrassed
Religiously, beginning at age 3. My mom loves telling people how the paper was bigger than me, so all you could see were my hands and feet
Did you read the newspaper as a child?
September 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Religiously, beginning at age 3. My mom loves telling people how the paper was bigger than me, so all you could see were my hands and feet
Don't ask me NOTHING and I do mean NOTHINGGGGG about football or basketball. I cannot help you. That's not my ministry.
New topic: What are you unqualified to talk about?
Don’t ask me shit about K-Pop. I can’t help you.
Don’t ask me shit about K-Pop. I can’t help you.
If RFK Jr can give a press conference about vaccines I should be allowed to give one about Porsche maintenance. We're equally qualified.
September 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Don't ask me NOTHING and I do mean NOTHINGGGGG about football or basketball. I cannot help you. That's not my ministry.