Hermioneisha Granger
@serieuseblack.bsky.social
36, 💙🤍🕊️, holy roman emperor. I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses
Me and my twin both blind
Me and my twin both blind
February 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses
Me and my twin both blind
Me and my twin both blind
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Men who viewed themselves as gods decided they had the right to abduct and enslave my ancestors.
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 2, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Men who viewed themselves as gods decided they had the right to abduct and enslave my ancestors.
Phil better watch his back.
Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow!❄️
https://www.wpri.com/news/us-and-world/will-punxsutawney-phil-see-his-shadow-how-to-watch-groundhog-day-2026-live/
https://www.wpri.com/news/us-and-world/will-punxsutawney-phil-see-his-shadow-how-to-watch-groundhog-day-2026-live/
February 2, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Phil better watch his back.
Posting this here because it's my first quilt, it's for my bestie's baby, she doesn't know i did this, and she doesn't use bluesky
But I'm proud of it and i need to shoe someone!
But I'm proud of it and i need to shoe someone!
February 2, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Posting this here because it's my first quilt, it's for my bestie's baby, she doesn't know i did this, and she doesn't use bluesky
But I'm proud of it and i need to shoe someone!
But I'm proud of it and i need to shoe someone!
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Happy 100th anniversary of black history month!!!! 🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾
February 1, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Happy 100th anniversary of black history month!!!! 🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕🤎💕✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾
Quote with 5 jobs you've had:
1) sales associate at American eagle (best job i ever had tbh)
2) micro loan program associate
3) supply chain customs specialist
4) trade compliance analyst
5) trade and logistics analyst
1) sales associate at American eagle (best job i ever had tbh)
2) micro loan program associate
3) supply chain customs specialist
4) trade compliance analyst
5) trade and logistics analyst
Quite with 5 jobs you’ve had:
In order:
1) Fork lift operator
2) Best Buy
3) Athlete
4) Personal trainer
5) CRE developer
In order:
1) Fork lift operator
2) Best Buy
3) Athlete
4) Personal trainer
5) CRE developer
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1) babysitter
2) golf course beverage cart girl
3) legal secretary
4) daycare teaching assistant
5) lawyer
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1) babysitter
2) golf course beverage cart girl
3) legal secretary
4) daycare teaching assistant
5) lawyer
January 29, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Quote with 5 jobs you've had:
1) sales associate at American eagle (best job i ever had tbh)
2) micro loan program associate
3) supply chain customs specialist
4) trade compliance analyst
5) trade and logistics analyst
1) sales associate at American eagle (best job i ever had tbh)
2) micro loan program associate
3) supply chain customs specialist
4) trade compliance analyst
5) trade and logistics analyst
yourself, but as a cartoon
January 28, 2026 at 12:50 PM
yourself, but as a cartoon
I'm gonna answer: the husbands didn't react, but, spoiler alert, the wives ain't either 🙃
January 15, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I'm gonna answer: the husbands didn't react, but, spoiler alert, the wives ain't either 🙃
No 😭😭 because no one can sing anymore and our attention spans are shot to hell
Ain’t no “grooves or bridges” anymore???
January 13, 2026 at 1:25 AM
No 😭😭 because no one can sing anymore and our attention spans are shot to hell
Today I went to the family farm because that's where my dad wanted his ashes spread.
Yes. I'm Family Farm Southern.
Yes. I'm Family Farm Southern.
January 10, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Today I went to the family farm because that's where my dad wanted his ashes spread.
Yes. I'm Family Farm Southern.
Yes. I'm Family Farm Southern.
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Let's focus on being hot and making lots of money ladies
January 6, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Let's focus on being hot and making lots of money ladies
RIP Dad, you would have loved QT cheese sticks
January 4, 2026 at 6:46 PM
RIP Dad, you would have loved QT cheese sticks
Things I'm sad about and/or piss me off since my dad died on Christmas: a thread
December 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Things I'm sad about and/or piss me off since my dad died on Christmas: a thread
20 years
I've had my cell phone number for 19 years.
How long have you had yours?
How long have you had yours?
December 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
20 years
The first Christmas I've spent with my dad in 25 years and he's dead.
December 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The first Christmas I've spent with my dad in 25 years and he's dead.
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Brandy ate with Sitting Up In My Room.
December 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Brandy ate with Sitting Up In My Room.
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Feeling Christmas-y and festive today!
November 18, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Feeling Christmas-y and festive today!
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Sharing this video for educational purposes under fair use.
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Sharing this video for educational purposes under fair use.
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For Jesus’ birthday this year, he’s asking for affordable housing, universal healthcare, and for people to stop using his name to explain why they’re being cruel to strangers.
December 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
For Jesus’ birthday this year, he’s asking for affordable housing, universal healthcare, and for people to stop using his name to explain why they’re being cruel to strangers.
I sent up a REAL good prayer before family dinner today so yeah y'all go ahead and ordain me
December 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I sent up a REAL good prayer before family dinner today so yeah y'all go ahead and ordain me
One thing about me, I'm GONNA watch a christmas romcom
December 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
One thing about me, I'm GONNA watch a christmas romcom
My family always has something weird to say about my friends' appearances and then they get mad when I say I don't find that shit funny???
Like don't act like we're not also fat and weird looking. The jokes write themselves all around!!
Like don't act like we're not also fat and weird looking. The jokes write themselves all around!!
December 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
My family always has something weird to say about my friends' appearances and then they get mad when I say I don't find that shit funny???
Like don't act like we're not also fat and weird looking. The jokes write themselves all around!!
Like don't act like we're not also fat and weird looking. The jokes write themselves all around!!
Me: getting emotional over The Loneliest Christmas Tree
December 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Me: getting emotional over The Loneliest Christmas Tree
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I feel a way about Pantone choosing white as the color of the year in these times
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I feel a way about Pantone choosing white as the color of the year in these times
Introduce yourself as a Black TV character.
The number of people who have asked me how Quinta nailed my personality so fully is concerning
The number of people who have asked me how Quinta nailed my personality so fully is concerning
December 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Introduce yourself as a Black TV character.
The number of people who have asked me how Quinta nailed my personality so fully is concerning
The number of people who have asked me how Quinta nailed my personality so fully is concerning