serena ⛄️
@serenasalvati.bsky.social
described as ‘high intelligence low wisdom’ by my counterpart - forever DM 🎲 - playlist auteur - nby bi - they/them - canadian
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I was telling one of my kids that it was physically impossible for an ad to play between songs on any of the records I own, and they asked "and you only have to pay for it once?" and you could see how strange that seemed. You cannot overstate how many basic rules of media consumption have changed.
January 16, 2026 at 4:59 AM
I was telling one of my kids that it was physically impossible for an ad to play between songs on any of the records I own, and they asked "and you only have to pay for it once?" and you could see how strange that seemed. You cannot overstate how many basic rules of media consumption have changed.
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came back to bsky to share some advice from a medieval French courtesy manual:
"If you have a beautiful chest and a beautiful neck do not cover them up but your dress should be low cut so that everyone can gaze and gape after them".
"If you have a beautiful chest and a beautiful neck do not cover them up but your dress should be low cut so that everyone can gaze and gape after them".
January 16, 2026 at 1:46 PM
came back to bsky to share some advice from a medieval French courtesy manual:
"If you have a beautiful chest and a beautiful neck do not cover them up but your dress should be low cut so that everyone can gaze and gape after them".
"If you have a beautiful chest and a beautiful neck do not cover them up but your dress should be low cut so that everyone can gaze and gape after them".
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You can say fat btw. your character doesnt have to be only described as plush, plus sized, heavier, thicker, fluffy, chonky, chubby, etc..
You can just say fat, its not a slur nor an insult
You can just say fat, its not a slur nor an insult
January 12, 2026 at 7:13 PM
You can say fat btw. your character doesnt have to be only described as plush, plus sized, heavier, thicker, fluffy, chonky, chubby, etc..
You can just say fat, its not a slur nor an insult
You can just say fat, its not a slur nor an insult
the slipper and the rose
(thank u tubi love you tubi)
(thank u tubi love you tubi)
January 12, 2026 at 4:11 AM
the slipper and the rose
(thank u tubi love you tubi)
(thank u tubi love you tubi)
I just think if you’re not playing Rochester’s arc like that of a reformed rake buried under 10 layers of narrative prudishness you’re misunderstanding the character
January 12, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I just think if you’re not playing Rochester’s arc like that of a reformed rake buried under 10 layers of narrative prudishness you’re misunderstanding the character
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nice try asshole, I've already depicted you and I as being lifelong friends. Look this is us holding hands
January 6, 2026 at 5:56 PM
nice try asshole, I've already depicted you and I as being lifelong friends. Look this is us holding hands
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Grok is producing ~6,700 sexually suggestive or nudified images per hour
• Twitter (X) is now the top deepfaking site in the world
• Women who speak out become targets by users
(via business)
• Twitter (X) is now the top deepfaking site in the world
• Women who speak out become targets by users
(via business)
January 7, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Grok is producing ~6,700 sexually suggestive or nudified images per hour
• Twitter (X) is now the top deepfaking site in the world
• Women who speak out become targets by users
(via business)
• Twitter (X) is now the top deepfaking site in the world
• Women who speak out become targets by users
(via business)
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let's all get more perverted in 2026
December 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
let's all get more perverted in 2026
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new year means please remember to be like nice and normal about fat people, the fat person you are or could become, the fat person you could fall in love with or friends you could have. fatness is not a corrupting force, fatphobia is. the performance is unhealthy, weight loss is social is political
January 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
new year means please remember to be like nice and normal about fat people, the fat person you are or could become, the fat person you could fall in love with or friends you could have. fatness is not a corrupting force, fatphobia is. the performance is unhealthy, weight loss is social is political
the cutscenes in Indiana jones and the great circle are so long that my computer keeps going to sleep. to say nothing of myself 😴
January 1, 2026 at 12:02 AM
the cutscenes in Indiana jones and the great circle are so long that my computer keeps going to sleep. to say nothing of myself 😴
one thing to know about me is I do not vibe with prestige television. I am watching genre tv with Themes.
December 31, 2025 at 5:48 AM
one thing to know about me is I do not vibe with prestige television. I am watching genre tv with Themes.
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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That time of year again!
December 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
That time of year again!
forming parasocial relationships with old hollywood bit part character actors. this is my best friend edward everett horton.
December 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
forming parasocial relationships with old hollywood bit part character actors. this is my best friend edward everett horton.
I'm thinking about the death of the visual gag in the era of halfwatching and netflix overexposition
December 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I'm thinking about the death of the visual gag in the era of halfwatching and netflix overexposition
gave up and deleted outer worlds 2 after encountering too many dead-end quests
December 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
gave up and deleted outer worlds 2 after encountering too many dead-end quests
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Two Victorian women building an elaborate snow lady, first published in the January 1892 edition of The Strand Magazine.
December 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Two Victorian women building an elaborate snow lady, first published in the January 1892 edition of The Strand Magazine.
me every day of december so far: oh god it’s december
December 20, 2025 at 6:09 AM
me every day of december so far: oh god it’s december
I get that obsidian rpg design philosophy includes No Romance but do my companions have to flirt with each other in front of me????????
December 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I get that obsidian rpg design philosophy includes No Romance but do my companions have to flirt with each other in front of me????????
my simself is the collared freak in the back 🎄
Thanks to the #EACN we're giving away 4 kits— #PrairieDreamskit #ModernRetreatkit #Spongebob'shousekit #Spongebobkid'sroomkit this Friday (Dec. 19, 1-4pm EST)
To join:
🎄 Follow me on Twitch (twitch.tv/flamingyan)
☃️ For every 10 new followers (up to 500) we'll give a kit away!
#TheSims4 #EAPartner
To join:
🎄 Follow me on Twitch (twitch.tv/flamingyan)
☃️ For every 10 new followers (up to 500) we'll give a kit away!
#TheSims4 #EAPartner
December 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
my simself is the collared freak in the back 🎄
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Thanks to the #EACN we're giving away 4 kits— #PrairieDreamskit #ModernRetreatkit #Spongebob'shousekit #Spongebobkid'sroomkit this Friday (Dec. 19, 1-4pm EST)
To join:
🎄 Follow me on Twitch (twitch.tv/flamingyan)
☃️ For every 10 new followers (up to 500) we'll give a kit away!
#TheSims4 #EAPartner
To join:
🎄 Follow me on Twitch (twitch.tv/flamingyan)
☃️ For every 10 new followers (up to 500) we'll give a kit away!
#TheSims4 #EAPartner
December 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Thanks to the #EACN we're giving away 4 kits— #PrairieDreamskit #ModernRetreatkit #Spongebob'shousekit #Spongebobkid'sroomkit this Friday (Dec. 19, 1-4pm EST)
To join:
🎄 Follow me on Twitch (twitch.tv/flamingyan)
☃️ For every 10 new followers (up to 500) we'll give a kit away!
#TheSims4 #EAPartner
To join:
🎄 Follow me on Twitch (twitch.tv/flamingyan)
☃️ For every 10 new followers (up to 500) we'll give a kit away!
#TheSims4 #EAPartner
there’s only one thing my family loves more than trivia: arguing over trivia
December 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
there’s only one thing my family loves more than trivia: arguing over trivia