Melmo
@senritsu.bsky.social
Starlight StayTiny elder Noona writer who wants to work in a museum and restores furniture. Looking for a beta reader
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
I want a writing buddy
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I want a writing buddy
I hate it, but it's done
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I hate it, but it's done
Load bearing tiki bar
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Load bearing tiki bar
You know what would be cool?
If conservation grade, archival hot glue was a thing
If conservation grade, archival hot glue was a thing
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
You know what would be cool?
If conservation grade, archival hot glue was a thing
If conservation grade, archival hot glue was a thing
I don't wanna be an architect anymore
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I don't wanna be an architect anymore
Tfw you drop SMTH on the floor, but you don't feel like bending over to get it
So you spend twice as much time and effort trying to pick it up with your toes
So you spend twice as much time and effort trying to pick it up with your toes
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Tfw you drop SMTH on the floor, but you don't feel like bending over to get it
So you spend twice as much time and effort trying to pick it up with your toes
So you spend twice as much time and effort trying to pick it up with your toes
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the most outrageous thing to happen in gotham city was that no distant relative came out of the abyss trying to claim batman in order to inherit his dead parent’s fortune.
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
the most outrageous thing to happen in gotham city was that no distant relative came out of the abyss trying to claim batman in order to inherit his dead parent’s fortune.
I wanted to add to this story I'm working on, but now that I have the file open, I can't remember what I wanted to add nor where I was gonna put it
November 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I wanted to add to this story I'm working on, but now that I have the file open, I can't remember what I wanted to add nor where I was gonna put it
Everything's a dick
-Lucia
-Lucia
November 4, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Everything's a dick
-Lucia
-Lucia
Just assuming, but did a sport happen?
November 2, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Just assuming, but did a sport happen?
Not even half of what I have in the TV room
November 2, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Not even half of what I have in the TV room
Today we're going down to Victoria Embankment
Named after Queen Victoria and her son, Prince Embankment
Named after Queen Victoria and her son, Prince Embankment
November 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Today we're going down to Victoria Embankment
Named after Queen Victoria and her son, Prince Embankment
Named after Queen Victoria and her son, Prince Embankment
Best threat I've ever heard:
One of these days I'm gonna lubricate his condoms with thread lock
One of these days I'm gonna lubricate his condoms with thread lock
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Best threat I've ever heard:
One of these days I'm gonna lubricate his condoms with thread lock
One of these days I'm gonna lubricate his condoms with thread lock
I told a classmate to show up as dyslexic Jason voorhees
BC it's Friday the 31
BC it's Friday the 31
October 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I told a classmate to show up as dyslexic Jason voorhees
BC it's Friday the 31
BC it's Friday the 31
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The bleeding walls and voice saying “Get out” I can live with, but the inadequate natural light in the breakfast nook is intolerable.
October 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The bleeding walls and voice saying “Get out” I can live with, but the inadequate natural light in the breakfast nook is intolerable.
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The other necromancers are roasting me because I summoned the wrong demon
October 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The other necromancers are roasting me because I summoned the wrong demon
I think I'm being gaslit
I didn't touch eyeore
I came back, he was on the middle of my bed
My e6000 is in a place I usually leave my cups
And mum insists nobody went into my room
I didn't touch eyeore
I came back, he was on the middle of my bed
My e6000 is in a place I usually leave my cups
And mum insists nobody went into my room
October 30, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I think I'm being gaslit
I didn't touch eyeore
I came back, he was on the middle of my bed
My e6000 is in a place I usually leave my cups
And mum insists nobody went into my room
I didn't touch eyeore
I came back, he was on the middle of my bed
My e6000 is in a place I usually leave my cups
And mum insists nobody went into my room
Me, talking to the director and Realises how much work is going into this storyboarding thing:
Yeah...
You're not getting hair and clothes are gonna be real simple
Everyone's gonna be colour coded
Have I mentioned I can't draw
Yeah...
You're not getting hair and clothes are gonna be real simple
Everyone's gonna be colour coded
Have I mentioned I can't draw
October 30, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Me, talking to the director and Realises how much work is going into this storyboarding thing:
Yeah...
You're not getting hair and clothes are gonna be real simple
Everyone's gonna be colour coded
Have I mentioned I can't draw
Yeah...
You're not getting hair and clothes are gonna be real simple
Everyone's gonna be colour coded
Have I mentioned I can't draw
I think I'm going to make fudge this year, but I think I'm going to tweak the recipe.
I'm gonna not put the cup and a half of sugar... Marshmallow cream has enough sugar
And maybe dark chocolate to have even less sugar?
Dark chocolate has less sugar, right?
I'm gonna not put the cup and a half of sugar... Marshmallow cream has enough sugar
And maybe dark chocolate to have even less sugar?
Dark chocolate has less sugar, right?
October 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I think I'm going to make fudge this year, but I think I'm going to tweak the recipe.
I'm gonna not put the cup and a half of sugar... Marshmallow cream has enough sugar
And maybe dark chocolate to have even less sugar?
Dark chocolate has less sugar, right?
I'm gonna not put the cup and a half of sugar... Marshmallow cream has enough sugar
And maybe dark chocolate to have even less sugar?
Dark chocolate has less sugar, right?
Tanya and I carved pumpkins
Her Cheshire cat was a work of art
I made a cat's butthole
Her Cheshire cat was a work of art
I made a cat's butthole
October 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Tanya and I carved pumpkins
Her Cheshire cat was a work of art
I made a cat's butthole
Her Cheshire cat was a work of art
I made a cat's butthole
*reading a story*
This is full of eggcorns, shitty spelling, and definitely didn't have a second set of eyes to look this over
*Keeps reading while mumbling corrections in her head*
I am enjoying this story, but damn if I don't feel dumber reading this
This is full of eggcorns, shitty spelling, and definitely didn't have a second set of eyes to look this over
*Keeps reading while mumbling corrections in her head*
I am enjoying this story, but damn if I don't feel dumber reading this
October 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
*reading a story*
This is full of eggcorns, shitty spelling, and definitely didn't have a second set of eyes to look this over
*Keeps reading while mumbling corrections in her head*
I am enjoying this story, but damn if I don't feel dumber reading this
This is full of eggcorns, shitty spelling, and definitely didn't have a second set of eyes to look this over
*Keeps reading while mumbling corrections in her head*
I am enjoying this story, but damn if I don't feel dumber reading this
I really do shout at conservation YouTubers like normal people shout at the sportsball
October 28, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I really do shout at conservation YouTubers like normal people shout at the sportsball
Paper repair class teacher: We're going to be using Mylar
Me: ah yes, my old nemesis. So we meet again
-managed to stab self in stomach with box cutter... Again-
Me to the rest of the class: worry not. It comes with the territory. I've built up a tolerance
Me: ah yes, my old nemesis. So we meet again
-managed to stab self in stomach with box cutter... Again-
Me to the rest of the class: worry not. It comes with the territory. I've built up a tolerance
October 28, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Paper repair class teacher: We're going to be using Mylar
Me: ah yes, my old nemesis. So we meet again
-managed to stab self in stomach with box cutter... Again-
Me to the rest of the class: worry not. It comes with the territory. I've built up a tolerance
Me: ah yes, my old nemesis. So we meet again
-managed to stab self in stomach with box cutter... Again-
Me to the rest of the class: worry not. It comes with the territory. I've built up a tolerance