Melmo
@senritsu.bsky.social
Starlight StayTiny elder Noona writer who wants to work in a museum and restores furniture. Looking for a beta reader
Things that seem like fake subtitles but aren't
January 27, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Things that seem like fake subtitles but aren't
All my fucked up ideas happen at 6am
Now I have to figure out how to put a liquid center into a Jello mold
@moviessilently.bsky.social seems to know the most about gelatin out of anyone else I have a passing acquaintance with
Now I have to figure out how to put a liquid center into a Jello mold
@moviessilently.bsky.social seems to know the most about gelatin out of anyone else I have a passing acquaintance with
January 27, 2026 at 3:24 PM
All my fucked up ideas happen at 6am
Now I have to figure out how to put a liquid center into a Jello mold
@moviessilently.bsky.social seems to know the most about gelatin out of anyone else I have a passing acquaintance with
Now I have to figure out how to put a liquid center into a Jello mold
@moviessilently.bsky.social seems to know the most about gelatin out of anyone else I have a passing acquaintance with
How funny would it be if I had a burner phone for when I travel
So that way if TSA or whoever make me hand over my phone it's just full of nothing but GRAPHIC BL fan art
So that way if TSA or whoever make me hand over my phone it's just full of nothing but GRAPHIC BL fan art
January 25, 2026 at 3:18 PM
How funny would it be if I had a burner phone for when I travel
So that way if TSA or whoever make me hand over my phone it's just full of nothing but GRAPHIC BL fan art
So that way if TSA or whoever make me hand over my phone it's just full of nothing but GRAPHIC BL fan art
My kitten has that problem most kids do when they don't realise how long their limbs are and she just slams into walls and furniture
Hard
When she has the zoomies
And this little idiot hit the kitchen chair? So hard she had to shake her head a few times to clear it
Hard
When she has the zoomies
And this little idiot hit the kitchen chair? So hard she had to shake her head a few times to clear it
January 25, 2026 at 3:14 PM
My kitten has that problem most kids do when they don't realise how long their limbs are and she just slams into walls and furniture
Hard
When she has the zoomies
And this little idiot hit the kitchen chair? So hard she had to shake her head a few times to clear it
Hard
When she has the zoomies
And this little idiot hit the kitchen chair? So hard she had to shake her head a few times to clear it
Someone needs to bring this shit back
All the flavours and cook book sound fucking fantastic
All the flavours and cook book sound fucking fantastic
Hereford's 30 Proof Cow Spirits (1976-circa 1982): A line of thick, creamy, 15% alcohol milk beverages, aimed primarily at women, black consumers, and young drinkers. Available in flavors like mocha, banana, chocolate mint, strawberry, and more...a 🧵
January 25, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Someone needs to bring this shit back
All the flavours and cook book sound fucking fantastic
All the flavours and cook book sound fucking fantastic
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Making bacon disappear . . . what's your superpower?
January 25, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Making bacon disappear . . . what's your superpower?
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Toad went to Frog’s house. He found a note on the door. The note said, “Dear Toad, I am not at home. I went out. I want to be alone.”
“Alone?” said Toad. “Frog has me for a friend. Why does he want to be alone?”
“Alone?” said Toad. “Frog has me for a friend. Why does he want to be alone?”
January 25, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Toad went to Frog’s house. He found a note on the door. The note said, “Dear Toad, I am not at home. I went out. I want to be alone.”
“Alone?” said Toad. “Frog has me for a friend. Why does he want to be alone?”
“Alone?” said Toad. “Frog has me for a friend. Why does he want to be alone?”
Me: I wonder where the kitten is
*Turns on flashlight and blinds myself and the kitten*
Sorry
*Turns on flashlight and blinds myself and the kitten*
Sorry
January 25, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Me: I wonder where the kitten is
*Turns on flashlight and blinds myself and the kitten*
Sorry
*Turns on flashlight and blinds myself and the kitten*
Sorry
I seem to be quite popular today
Everyone keeps calling me
Everyone keeps calling me
January 25, 2026 at 6:34 AM
I seem to be quite popular today
Everyone keeps calling me
Everyone keeps calling me
Oh no
The kitten just laid down on my stomach and just sighed contentedly
The kitten just laid down on my stomach and just sighed contentedly
January 24, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Oh no
The kitten just laid down on my stomach and just sighed contentedly
The kitten just laid down on my stomach and just sighed contentedly
Totally normal
Uhh... Woorf woorf as they say, yes?
Uhh... Woorf woorf as they say, yes?
January 24, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Totally normal
Uhh... Woorf woorf as they say, yes?
Uhh... Woorf woorf as they say, yes?
Very much regret not getting rice with my kuromame and kinpira gobo
But at least I can get revenge on that farty kitten
But at least I can get revenge on that farty kitten
January 22, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Very much regret not getting rice with my kuromame and kinpira gobo
But at least I can get revenge on that farty kitten
But at least I can get revenge on that farty kitten
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MAGA had been celebrating that they added a "white band" to open for Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl...
The band is GREEN DAY!
Do... Do they know? Do they know about Green day???
I look forward to the crash out.
No one tell them.
The band is GREEN DAY!
Do... Do they know? Do they know about Green day???
I look forward to the crash out.
No one tell them.
a cartoon of anna and kristoff from frozen says i 'm gonna tell em
ALT: a cartoon of anna and kristoff from frozen says i 'm gonna tell em
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 6:16 AM
MAGA had been celebrating that they added a "white band" to open for Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl...
The band is GREEN DAY!
Do... Do they know? Do they know about Green day???
I look forward to the crash out.
No one tell them.
The band is GREEN DAY!
Do... Do they know? Do they know about Green day???
I look forward to the crash out.
No one tell them.
I have to get up and brush my teeth, but I don't want to wake the baby
January 20, 2026 at 11:33 AM
I have to get up and brush my teeth, but I don't want to wake the baby
Ok
So what I'm gathering
The orange guy is fucking with our money system BC people no longer have faith in the govt, so they have to back it with gold
BC if we go to war with NATO, Europe holds most of our debt and the USD will be fucking worthless?
So what I'm gathering
The orange guy is fucking with our money system BC people no longer have faith in the govt, so they have to back it with gold
BC if we go to war with NATO, Europe holds most of our debt and the USD will be fucking worthless?
January 20, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Ok
So what I'm gathering
The orange guy is fucking with our money system BC people no longer have faith in the govt, so they have to back it with gold
BC if we go to war with NATO, Europe holds most of our debt and the USD will be fucking worthless?
So what I'm gathering
The orange guy is fucking with our money system BC people no longer have faith in the govt, so they have to back it with gold
BC if we go to war with NATO, Europe holds most of our debt and the USD will be fucking worthless?
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Watching this painting restorer dubiously as he does smth (does a spot test in the middle of the painting, glues the tacking edge down and lines the entire painting instead of strip lining) that the other restorer I'm used to watching would never do
January 18, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Watching this painting restorer dubiously as he does smth (does a spot test in the middle of the painting, glues the tacking edge down and lines the entire painting instead of strip lining) that the other restorer I'm used to watching would never do
She's comfortable enough with me that I can walk up to her when she's laying down and she just passes out
January 18, 2026 at 12:32 AM
She's comfortable enough with me that I can walk up to her when she's laying down and she just passes out
Debating whether to rewrite this story I'm working on or not
I'm 50k words in, but I'm sick otherwise
I'm 50k words in, but I'm sick otherwise
January 17, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Debating whether to rewrite this story I'm working on or not
I'm 50k words in, but I'm sick otherwise
I'm 50k words in, but I'm sick otherwise
Little miss Lucipurr has discovered a box I had yet to dispose of
An escape in three photos
An escape in three photos
January 17, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Little miss Lucipurr has discovered a box I had yet to dispose of
An escape in three photos
An escape in three photos
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There are two types of bathing....
January 17, 2026 at 10:02 AM
There are two types of bathing....