Melmo
@senritsu.bsky.social
Starlight StayTiny elder Noona writer who wants to work in a museum and restores furniture. Looking for a beta reader
I hate it, but it's done
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I hate it, but it's done
Load bearing tiki bar
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Load bearing tiki bar
I don't wanna be an architect anymore
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I don't wanna be an architect anymore
I wanted to add to this story I'm working on, but now that I have the file open, I can't remember what I wanted to add nor where I was gonna put it
November 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I wanted to add to this story I'm working on, but now that I have the file open, I can't remember what I wanted to add nor where I was gonna put it
I told a classmate to show up as dyslexic Jason voorhees
BC it's Friday the 31
BC it's Friday the 31
October 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I told a classmate to show up as dyslexic Jason voorhees
BC it's Friday the 31
BC it's Friday the 31
I think I'm going to make fudge this year, but I think I'm going to tweak the recipe.
I'm gonna not put the cup and a half of sugar... Marshmallow cream has enough sugar
And maybe dark chocolate to have even less sugar?
Dark chocolate has less sugar, right?
I'm gonna not put the cup and a half of sugar... Marshmallow cream has enough sugar
And maybe dark chocolate to have even less sugar?
Dark chocolate has less sugar, right?
October 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I think I'm going to make fudge this year, but I think I'm going to tweak the recipe.
I'm gonna not put the cup and a half of sugar... Marshmallow cream has enough sugar
And maybe dark chocolate to have even less sugar?
Dark chocolate has less sugar, right?
I'm gonna not put the cup and a half of sugar... Marshmallow cream has enough sugar
And maybe dark chocolate to have even less sugar?
Dark chocolate has less sugar, right?
Tanya and I carved pumpkins
Her Cheshire cat was a work of art
I made a cat's butthole
Her Cheshire cat was a work of art
I made a cat's butthole
October 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Tanya and I carved pumpkins
Her Cheshire cat was a work of art
I made a cat's butthole
Her Cheshire cat was a work of art
I made a cat's butthole
My uncle came back to my house and my mum had put a big rug on the floor
My uncle: this is nice, Where'd you get this?
Mum: I bought it from you... Remember? $500?
They stare at each other for a solid minute
Mum: I bought it from you
My uncle: this is nice, Where'd you get this?
Mum: I bought it from you... Remember? $500?
They stare at each other for a solid minute
Mum: I bought it from you
October 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
My uncle came back to my house and my mum had put a big rug on the floor
My uncle: this is nice, Where'd you get this?
Mum: I bought it from you... Remember? $500?
They stare at each other for a solid minute
Mum: I bought it from you
My uncle: this is nice, Where'd you get this?
Mum: I bought it from you... Remember? $500?
They stare at each other for a solid minute
Mum: I bought it from you
My best friend: I've never seen someone so proud to be as ignorant of Pop culture as you are
Me:
Me:
October 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My best friend: I've never seen someone so proud to be as ignorant of Pop culture as you are
Me:
Me:
They sewed a full skirt to the front of his jeans
It doesn't even wrap around
It doesn't even wrap around
October 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
They sewed a full skirt to the front of his jeans
It doesn't even wrap around
It doesn't even wrap around
I think this is the universe telling me I have to have a cat
October 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I think this is the universe telling me I have to have a cat
Correct me if I'm wrong, but is this the same place they did the zombie thing?
I think I'm starting to recognise architectural features
#nerd #ATEEZ #JeongYunho #frenchDoor #wainscoting
I think I'm starting to recognise architectural features
#nerd #ATEEZ #JeongYunho #frenchDoor #wainscoting
October 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but is this the same place they did the zombie thing?
I think I'm starting to recognise architectural features
#nerd #ATEEZ #JeongYunho #frenchDoor #wainscoting
I think I'm starting to recognise architectural features
#nerd #ATEEZ #JeongYunho #frenchDoor #wainscoting
I just realised that I'm the robot
I know HOW to do all these amazing things but my hands refuse to cooperate
I know HOW to do all these amazing things but my hands refuse to cooperate
October 18, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I just realised that I'm the robot
I know HOW to do all these amazing things but my hands refuse to cooperate
I know HOW to do all these amazing things but my hands refuse to cooperate
*stares into the middle distance*
October 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
*stares into the middle distance*
Me: I wonder what the going price for one of those massive fucking pig legs at Costco is
-30 seconds later-
Me: JESUS it's like $700
For that fucking price I'd hope the stand and the knife come with it
-30 seconds later-
Me: JESUS it's like $700
For that fucking price I'd hope the stand and the knife come with it
October 17, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Me: I wonder what the going price for one of those massive fucking pig legs at Costco is
-30 seconds later-
Me: JESUS it's like $700
For that fucking price I'd hope the stand and the knife come with it
-30 seconds later-
Me: JESUS it's like $700
For that fucking price I'd hope the stand and the knife come with it
It took me a whole 30 seconds to realise someone's recycling bin just floated down the street
October 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
It took me a whole 30 seconds to realise someone's recycling bin just floated down the street
Showed my cousin the cardboard cut out of Felix at gong cha
October 11, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Showed my cousin the cardboard cut out of Felix at gong cha
I have to be up at 7 to get to a class in the city by 9
But I want to keep reading
But I want to keep reading
October 11, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I have to be up at 7 to get to a class in the city by 9
But I want to keep reading
But I want to keep reading
October 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Me trying to remember how to write hanzi
Mouth Ta ta ta
tree
I know it's not actuallyタbut it helps me remember
Mouth Ta ta ta
tree
I know it's not actuallyタbut it helps me remember
October 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Me trying to remember how to write hanzi
Mouth Ta ta ta
tree
I know it's not actuallyタbut it helps me remember
Mouth Ta ta ta
tree
I know it's not actuallyタbut it helps me remember
It's funny when you actually turn around and look up at things you don't usually look at
October 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
It's funny when you actually turn around and look up at things you don't usually look at