This is about niche felt-tip writing instruments right

a good PDF will have a computer gasping for air when you open it

My dog started a podcast.
It’s 4 hours of him barking at squirrels, but the intro music slaps

Two things can be true: It’s a Wonderful Life is a great movie that will still make me cry no matter how many times I see it, and Mary’s terrible alternate reality fate being that she works in a library and wears glasses is unintentionally hilarious.

…and a helluva new year

The most grad student Xmas ever

Maybe I’m drunk on holiday cheer, but gah damn can Capra get the unabashedly-corny-yet-idyllic tenor of a scene down efficiently

At last! My article on the many failures (for now?) of the Mulan remake and the need to situate them within a longer history of Disney and China.

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Currently silently judging the white elderly couple eating Caesar salad entrees with chopsticks at the sushi restaurant on Xmas eve

I just spent over a hundred dollars on my dog’s anal glands, how’s your Christmas Eve going

Columbo is me and I am Columbo

One of the most selfless acts of love is hanging the gaudy holiday wreath your mom made you on your front door

Your Academic 2024 Wrapped is here:
- You downloaded 249 article PDFs onto your desktop, but only read 3 of them
- Your reviews were late by an average of 6 days
- You attended 48 meetings that should've been an email
- You wrote the word "lacuna" 11 times
- You should've been writing more

If you think about it, the very best books are really just extremely long spells that turn you into a different person for the rest of your life

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Two stages of writing:

1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no

Smell memory is wild. My new shampoo smells EXACTLY like middle-school Selena’s perfume and just like that I’m anxiously hoping Tyson will ask me to slow skate at the roller-rena