Konkey Dong [he/they]
@seethreepeehole.bsky.social
Boorloo/Perth, Legend of Zelda and Metroid, new urbanism, anarchism, communism, social justice, kissing and being vers, NSFW 🔞
IG: newothescrivener
IG: newothescrivener
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I like this cat shirt 🐱
November 12, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I like this cat shirt 🐱
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I tried making caccio e pepe and burned my pecorino
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I tried making caccio e pepe and burned my pecorino
Having burnout
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Having burnout
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Hampy tumby toosday
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Hampy tumby toosday
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Sign for the day: Naked
March 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Sign for the day: Naked
Remember that episode of Will and Grace where Will and Grace decide to have a baby by having sex? Yeah, what the fuck was that?
November 11, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Remember that episode of Will and Grace where Will and Grace decide to have a baby by having sex? Yeah, what the fuck was that?
Fully rendered genitals for the sake of accuracy
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Fully rendered genitals for the sake of accuracy
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cc: Cortez Masto, Fetterman, Durbin, Hassan, Kaine, King, Rosen, and Shaheen
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
cc: Cortez Masto, Fetterman, Durbin, Hassan, Kaine, King, Rosen, and Shaheen
Hampy tumby toosday
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Hampy tumby toosday
A significant part of why we have a housing crisis is Australians have no vision when it comes to land use.
'Urban sprawl is failing': The tyranny of distance in Australia's outer suburbs
With land cheaper in the outer suburbs, families are opting to live in neighbourhoods that often lack basic health, education, retail and transport services. How long does it take for people to comfor...
www.abc.net.au
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
A significant part of why we have a housing crisis is Australians have no vision when it comes to land use.
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Sorry that my friends are all still friends with me
And that I'm not as bad as you want me to be
You only get to know me parasocially
There's parts of me I need to show you personally
And that I'm not as bad as you want me to be
You only get to know me parasocially
There's parts of me I need to show you personally
November 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Sorry that my friends are all still friends with me
And that I'm not as bad as you want me to be
You only get to know me parasocially
There's parts of me I need to show you personally
And that I'm not as bad as you want me to be
You only get to know me parasocially
There's parts of me I need to show you personally
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Just out of bed nakedness
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Just out of bed nakedness
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Just found this nude from 2015 and I am FREAKING OUT
November 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Just found this nude from 2015 and I am FREAKING OUT
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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DONALD TRUMP: [walking aimlessly into a corner of the room like a Sims character]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: damnit, we already caved
SENATE DEMOCRATS: damnit, we already caved
November 10, 2025 at 7:28 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [walking aimlessly into a corner of the room like a Sims character]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: damnit, we already caved
SENATE DEMOCRATS: damnit, we already caved
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Repost if you have an ass worth smacking 🍑
November 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Repost if you have an ass worth smacking 🍑