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Konkey Dong [he/they]
@seethreepeehole.bsky.social
Boorloo/Perth, Legend of Zelda and Metroid, new urbanism, anarchism, communism, social justice, kissing and being vers, NSFW 🔞
IG: newothescrivener
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November 10, 2024 at 4:28 PM
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Hampy tumby toosday
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Playing Metroid Dread of FCF
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I smell the micro-management of Yoshio Sakamoto
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Post the last 4 games you played!
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Good boy reporting for breeding 🫡🍑
November 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Been waiting since E3 2017
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition — Overview Trailer
YouTube video by Nintendo of America
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November 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Get the latest on #MetroidPrime4: Beyond:
✅ Terrains of Planet Viewros
✅ Samus’ core abilities & psychic abilities
✅ Cooperation with Galactic Federation Troopers

Metroid Prime 4: Beyond lands on #NintendoSwitch2 and #NintendoSwitch on Dec 4. Pre-order: ninten.do/6018sYJDY
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition — Overview Trailer
YouTube video by Nintendo of America
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November 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Just bled like I'd been hit by a Jeep
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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How big are you? (It's Friday I won't do the math 😌)

186 cm
91 kg
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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Forgot to bring fresh undies to the gym so I ripped off everything immediately I got home. Yes, might be narcissistic, but I realized the cool lighting in the mirror, so. 💪🦵
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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supper hard this #fcf hmu about to shoot 🍆💦💦💦
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Final day of AL! Happy #fcf
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 AM
November 14, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I haven't had sex with the boyfriend for a couple of weeks because of this issue with my bowel. And it's driving me nuts :(
November 14, 2025 at 7:31 AM
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!

Damn, my lips. I could suck start a lawn mower
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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I love de bussy I mean Debussy
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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A vibe.
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Playing Metroid Dread of FCF
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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I like this cat shirt 🐱
November 12, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Happy #humpday! My hole better be loosened and full of cum by tomorrow 😤
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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😘🍑
October 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I tried making caccio e pepe and burned my pecorino
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Having burnout
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM