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NaiveGoblin
@naivegoblin.bsky.social
I game, I snack, I read and I spark a little chaos 🥰
If you’re a lover of Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, MTG or Pokémon, you’re a top tier person 👏🏻
NSFW warning! 👀🔞
🏳️‍🌈 Manchester
Instagram: @lucas_goblin
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Can confirm it has most definitely woken up fat today 🙂‍↕️ happy #fcf
A busy weekend was had 👀
January 25, 2026 at 6:16 PM
This really is the best shape I’ve ever been in lately (still work to do 😮‍💨) but I’m so happy and proud for once about my body 😭😭
January 24, 2026 at 11:37 AM
For my upcoming birthday, which of you angels is gifting me a regular sleep pattern and the ability to sleep xo I am exhausted 😂
January 24, 2026 at 11:11 AM
🥱 happy #fcf!

I’m thinking about maybe trying topping more in 2026 but it’s a little daunting 😂

I get asked bottoming tips a lot, so maybe I could ask what your top tips or secret techniques are as tops? 👀
January 23, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Happy hump day 👀 now why don’t we swap the toy for one of you 😏
January 21, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Going out on a Sunday and sleeping over seems like a good idea till you have to wake up super early to drag your corpse to the office 😮‍💨😂
January 20, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Happy Monday 😮‍💨😂
January 19, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Mentally and physically I am a broken man 😂 I’ve been celebrating someone’s birthday since Friday night partying every day this weekend and I am exhausted and back in work today after it finally ended this morning at 2:30am 😂😅 quiet Monday please xo
January 19, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Today’s #fcf has been treating me good 🤤
January 16, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Wanks>games
January 15, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Today I’m WFH, can I see you in my office? 👀😂

Happy hump day!
January 14, 2026 at 8:54 AM
I still feel half asleep but happy towel Tuesday while I shower off the sleep deprivation o
January 13, 2026 at 8:16 AM
I slept so awfully so it’s working from bed comfortably with my favourite triceratops mug and dino jumper 😂
January 12, 2026 at 9:32 AM
That got a little messier than I’d have liked 😂 now to figure out where it all went!
January 11, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Edging may be on the cards 🤤
January 11, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Movies in your pants with a takeout? Bliss
January 11, 2026 at 5:01 PM
2016 Vs 2026

A lot can change eh 😅😂
January 10, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Fat cock Fridays over, and today I’m going to start self love Saturday ☺️ I was once engaged, ten years together, and I’ve been holding on to all of this and wondering what was wrong with me for it to fail by him cheating.

2026, it’s about self love and moving on, and finally letting go 🥰
January 10, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Can confirm it has most definitely woken up fat today 🙂‍↕️ happy #fcf
January 9, 2026 at 8:45 AM
God bless snow warnings and the miracles they perform 👀🥰
January 8, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Happy Hump Day!
Feeling thick and fuckable for your pleasure 👀
January 7, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Some sleepy post nap thoughts, but I get asked a lot about OF and can never decide. I’m just curious if it’s worth it, or more effort than it’d be worth or overshooting a shot 😂 honesty appreciated, but if yes, then doing what 🤔
January 7, 2026 at 12:51 AM
It was midnight and I was CRAVING crafts… it’s now 4am and I’m still here with work in 3 hours 😅😂
January 6, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Can you tell I blew my load and it went far 👀😂
January 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Late nights, big problems 🥵😂
January 5, 2026 at 12:09 AM