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Zach
@thotinwaiting.bsky.social
PNW. Queer. Perpetually horny

I’m a cosmic entity that likes to show off.


OF: onlyfans.com/thotinwaiting

Take my quiz: https://uquiz.com/WuBPZx

Ask me stuff: https://ngl.link/thotinwaiting
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I’ve gotten a bunch of new followers today and figured I’d do a long (I’m incapable of brevity) about me thread (feat. ass)

I’m Zach. I’m 33 and live in Oregon. I live a dual life as a big ol’ slut and a wholesome boy. In addition to being vers, my interests include fantasy writing, 1/
Doing some #humpday sewing 😘😘
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
My horoscope is suggesting I be naughty. Anyone want to help 😈😈
November 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Thank you for being a part of the best worst timeline! With everything is the way it is, it’s Good™ to have fun and spread joy!
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I fantasize about living in a gay apartment complex where everyone is an ethical slut and just being friends and fucking everyone and living a life full of love and joy with ease.
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Okay but I need to know if @paulrobalino.bsky.social put the lube-a-lamp up his ass?
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Little known fact: the full phrase is “Laughter is the best medicine, and so is jerking off.”
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Ugh. I need to cum 🥵🥵🫠🫠🥴🥴🥴😤
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Reposted by Zach
You guys make me feel so sexy, I love reading all your comments 🥵🔥
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
This is not a brothel we just have one whore. (the whore is me)
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
A friend’s husband asked for more pictures of my “fat schlong”. Figured I would share with all of you too 😘😘😈😈
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I am just glowing thinking about how much fun I had last night
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I had so much fucking fun last night! It wasn’t perfect but it was amazing! I’m so excited for whatever comes next! Although I’m bummed I forgot to get pics. I’ll have to get some from friends to share 😅
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
If you’re in OR and want to cum to a fun dance party tonight, head to Southside Speakeasy in Salem at 9! I’m dancing until 2 am with a fun interactive show at 11. My solo is a lap dance for someone in the crowd 😜😜😜
November 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
It’s the day of my show!!!! I’m so fucking excited!!! It’s gonna be such a fun and flirty night!!
November 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
“I’m gonna make you tap out like it’s wrestling” is such a good fucking lyric. And such a good line. I wanna pick someone up with that at my dance party this weekend 😈😈😜
November 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
He’s a model.

Just filmed a short video for my onlyfans. If you’re interested…

www.onlyfans.com/thotinwaiting
November 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I just love the way he looks in this light. #fcf
November 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I cannot describe how excited I am for my dance night. So hopefully my dick illustrates it well enough. It’s gonna be such a fun and flirty night!!!
November 7, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Any Oregon boys want to collab for an OF video?? I want to do more stuff with other people instead of just solo stuff. DM me
November 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Ugh. You guys got me horny at work again!!! I can’t believe it 😡😡😜😈😈
November 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I love a little peek at a treasure trail when guys stretch.
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Just thought you ought to know 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I was gonna post ass for hump day (as is right and just) but I couldn’t get a good pic today (homophobic)
November 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Okay I’m going to bed cozy. Sweet dreams 😘😘 May you wake up wet 😈😇😜
November 5, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I think I could infinitely elaborate… 🧐🧐
November 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM