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Zach
@thotinwaiting.bsky.social
PNW. Queer. Perpetually horny

I’m a cosmic entity that likes to show off.

On a Journey to become the God of Vibes

OF: onlyfans.com/thotinwaiting

Take my quiz: https://uquiz.com/WuBPZx

Ask me stuff: https://ngl.link/thotinwaiting
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I’ve gotten a bunch of new followers today and figured I’d do a long (I’m incapable of brevity) about me thread (feat. ass)

I’m Zach. I’m 33 and live in Oregon. I live a dual life as a big ol’ slut and a wholesome boy. In addition to being vers, my interests include fantasy writing, 1/
I’m a predator and 2026 is my prey. I’m gonna absolutely dominate this year. I can feel it!
January 1, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I just had one of the weirdest but most wonderful nights of my life tonight. Time to rest well. And dream of fat cocks and juicy asses😈🥵😘
January 1, 2026 at 11:03 AM
I keep seeing Polaroid nudes and now I want a Polaroid camera cause they are so fun! But I don’t need to buy more shit. But I want the Polaroids… hmmm. Conundrum.
December 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Oops. Sorry! I forgot what day it was. I must first offer my tribute to the Gods of #humpday
December 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Okay. I need a mythology fag to advise me:

What trials must I undergo in this mortal life to become the God of Vibes?
December 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Ugh. I need to fuck. Bad 😭😭
December 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My husband is sick and I can’t afford to catch whatever he has so I’m sleeping on the couch for now. Should I be bad and stay on my phone longer, or try to fall asleep. Pro, my cat will come snuggle with me for the night most likely.
December 31, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Got a little dickstracted today 😅😅😅
December 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I love to fuck my friends! Got another friend who wanted to film, this one was also surprised by the size of my dick for some reason. Maybe there is a theme.

Here is a brief snippet from the video on my OF now. www.onlyfans.com/thotinwaiting
December 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Anyone part of any fun sexy uplifting group snaps or something that is open to more people? I love to send/receive nudes in a fun, flirty, and uplifting community way (not in a predatory I’m gonna make you look at my dick kinda way) DM me if you know of anything
December 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Also good morning from Pistachio
December 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Took some gummies with lunch. Let’s see where my day goes
December 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
That was professional level head 🥵🥵
December 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
It’s like a second Christmas but for my dick. Happy #fcf
December 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I’m having a twink come over to suck me off. Very excited. Will update if able 😘
December 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Cozy Christmas boy
December 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Typical laundry day 😘
December 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I really want to do some more collabs 😈😈. If you could get to me or it’s easy enough for me to get to you, please fucking hit me up.
December 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Can’t remember what the prompt for today is but here’s my cock.
December 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Having a cozy night in for #mcm
December 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I’m having a fucking fantastic weekend and I hope you all are too!
December 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Had so much fun! We've been friends for like 15 years, fucked a few times, but not in the last like 5 years, and he forgot how big my dick was :P

The full 24 minutes is on my OF. www.onlyfans.com/thotinwaiting
December 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Could you imagine the terror¹ I could inflict² upon the world if I didn’t hold myself back³? 😈😈😇😇😘❤️😂

¹ Joy
² bring
³ stop myself from acting based on guilt about doing things that make me happy

P.s. xoxo super slut
December 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Gonna be busy today. But here is a little teaser from last night. Thank god it works for #sundaycumday
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Just had a fun surprise visit from a friend 😜 pics/vids will probably get posted soon, but now we hang
December 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM