Zach
banner
thotinwaiting.bsky.social
Zach
@thotinwaiting.bsky.social
PNW. Queer. Perpetually horny

I’m a cosmic entity that likes to show off.

On a Journey to become the God of Vibes

OF: onlyfans.com/thotinwaiting

Take my quiz: https://uquiz.com/WuBPZx

Ask me stuff: https://ngl.link/thotinwaiting
Pinned
I’ve gotten a bunch of new followers today and figured I’d do a long (I’m incapable of brevity) about me thread (feat. ass)

I’m Zach. I’m 33 and live in Oregon. I live a dual life as a big ol’ slut and a wholesome boy. In addition to being vers, my interests include fantasy writing, 1/
Fin as in started silksong. Just thought you ought to know
February 17, 2026 at 7:26 AM
I don’t know what to do…

This is about being awake but feeling indecisive about how I want to spend my morning¹. This is not an existential crisis.

¹ Should I just go back to sleep?
February 16, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I think the only emotion I know how to healthily express is joy. For all of the joy I share know that I hold all of the other emotions with equal weight, I tend to only share the one with you!

😘 Love in Magnitudes far larger than you can comprehend 😘❤️‍🔥✨
February 16, 2026 at 6:02 AM
⚠️Warning: Melts when wet!

This weekend has been a journey and then some. Enjoying a nice relaxing soak in the tub!
February 16, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Reposted by Zach
I am once again asking for recs of queer artists who arent getting the flowers/spotlight you feel they deserve 👀
February 15, 2026 at 4:35 PM
If anyone knows of any magical elixirs or cursed amulets that would transform me into a different entity please let me know! (Only seeking elixirs and amulets that this time. NO POTIONS OR PENDANTS)
February 15, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Someone bring me this man. I need to give him infinite pleasure. He is an angel with the body of a god 😍🤩
In honor of Valentine's Day, here is @xdom1n1cx.bsky.social favorite nude of mine

(Yes this is a repost)
February 14, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Good morning I love you 😘❤️
February 14, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Anyone ponder anything of late?
February 14, 2026 at 6:32 AM
I don’t have a new pic for today for fcf 😭😭 I feel like I’m missing out on the fun, but it’s okay because I’m still having a good time 🥰😁
February 14, 2026 at 4:45 AM
I’m feeling like this is going to be a good weekend! Anyone up to anything fun/exciting/recharging/restful this weekend? I wanna hear about your joy!
February 13, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Wait. How many of you are short kings/monarchs? I’ve seen multiple people says that are 5’5” or shorter today… I need to pick you up and put you on my lap. Repeatedly.
February 13, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Note to future me after sick burn “that wasn’t a compliment it was an accusation”
February 13, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Hey chat, is it gay to not marry someone because you’re in love with someone else?
February 13, 2026 at 4:19 AM
In case you were wondering if I think I would look good on you, I do 😘😜😘😘✨❤️‍🔥
February 12, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I’m feeling very sleepy now. I need a nap. Preferably in a large nest of mattresses and pillows and blankets with barely clothed men strewn about.
February 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Reposted by Zach
A lot of you come on here to be mean to yourselves and complain about your looks and I'm here to tell you that energy isn't welcome in 2026.

We love all bodies and shapes and journeys here. 🥰
February 12, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Reposted by Zach
when in doubt, get real stoned
February 12, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Reposted by Zach
imagine hating us we’re just over here h*rny on main
February 12, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Hope your #thirstythursday is good 😈
February 12, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Accidentally started sexting bloomf. Oops 😘
February 12, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I want more cunty earrings… 👀👀
February 12, 2026 at 5:56 AM
POV from under my chair 😘😘 in case you were wondering how my #humpday is going.
February 11, 2026 at 9:22 PM
hmmm.... did they change something??? I feel like there are new posts from people I follow in my For You tab, but not in my Following tab??? I live on the following tab and I expect to see things from people I follow there...
February 11, 2026 at 7:23 PM
My morning dirty chai is extra delightful this morning
February 11, 2026 at 5:37 PM